T: Hello?

Em: (German accent) Fick dich! 

T: What? 

Em: (German accent) Du Hurensohn! Küss mein Arsch! 

T: Dude I don't know what you're saying. I don't speak whatever it is your speaking. 

Em: (German accent) Verpiss dich! 

{CALL ENDED}

Congratulations to rookiem for winning my contest! She came up with the plot I just wrote the call. ☺