Kaitlin: ''Hello?''

Em: ''Hi can I ask you some questions for my survey?''

K: ''Sure.''

Em: '' Ok here's the first question. If  Tupac asked you if you would have sex with him right here and now would you do it?''

K: ''Uh... no.''

Em: "Ok moving on. If Britney Spears was running naked outside would you stare?'' 

K: '' No.''

Em: ''That's  good. I wouldn't stare either since there's nothing to stare at. Ok next question. 'How many porn magazines do purchase every year?''

K:  ''None.''

Em: ''Wow. Now I feel awkward since I'm subscribed to at least 80 or more  porn mags. Last question. Are you stupid?''

K: ''No.''

Em: '' Well obviously you are since you answered these dumb questions.''

*CALL ENDED *