M: Hello?

Em: Do you have big boobs?

M: Excuse me!?

Em: Do you have big boobs?

M: That's none of your business!

Em: Well bye Felicia!

M: Who the hell is Felicia!?

Em: Have you seen the movie Friday? The one with Ice Cube? Hell that's a stupid question to ask of course you haven't.

M: I'm hanging up.

Em: (girl voice) Bye girlfriend!

{CALL ENDED}