(Season 4 spoilers, based off of random tiktok videos from my phone. Embry and the gang are neutral with them, but not totally cool.)

Everyone just sitting on the couch, staring at the trio

Embry was glaring at them, holding Jia close.

Azure broke the silence.

"Are we the problem?"

"OF COURSE YOU ARE-!"

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Everyone sits on the couch, while watching Jia technically ask why they were after her family.

Azure nervously laughs

Jia laughs and punches him in the gut, shocking everyone.

"JIA NO-!"

"JIA YES!!"

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"So...how're you married to a...god?" Peng asked Macaque, watching as Embry and Jia ran around, playing and laughing.

Macaque smirked and picked up his glass.

"He might not look like he gets b!tches but honey, that d!ck was 11 inches." He said.

Everyone spit out or choke on what they were eating or drinking, eyes wide.

"H-H-HOLD THE HECK UP-!"

"EXCUSE ME?!"

"WHAT THE F*CK?!"

"I didn't ask for all that." Peng said, uncomfortable from what he just heard.

"What? Am I wrong?" Macaque asked, as husbands and wives turned red.

Nezha punched the back of Macaque's head.

"I swear you're worse than Wukong."

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*Walking in on Embry changing*

//Mk//

Mk: *Opens Door* Hey Babe, have you seen my...*Looks up and down turning red*

Embry: Hey Babe.

Mk: *Covers his crotch* I'll come back later! *Closes Door*

//Mei//

Mei: *Opens Door* Embry, wanna go sho-

Embry* Taking off pants* Need something?

Mei: *Takes picture* Nope! Bye! *Slams door*

//Redson//

Red: Lotus, I was going on a walk, wanna join...*Turns red*

Embry: *Taking off shirt* What's up?

Red: *Looks outside and closes door* We have 8 minutes-

Embry: Red, hold on-

//Wukong//

Sun: Hey, peaches. I'm headed to the mountain. Wanna come with-*Freezes and blushes hard*

Embry: *Just got out of shower and putting on boxers* What's up?

Sun: Daddy, sorry Daddy, sorry babe! I-I'll go!* Slams door shut*

//Macaque//

Macaque: Hey honey, I'm getting ready to order food, want any...thing?

Embry: *Taking off shorts* Hm?

Macaque: *Smirks* Mind if I just...watch the view a bit longer?

//Taiyo//

Tai: Hey Babe, wanna cuddle for a few-

Embry: *Taking off shirt* Need something, sweetie?

Tai: *Turning red*No, no, no. I'll...be downstairs *Closes door*

//Chang'e//

Chang'e: Hey honey pie! I'm going to the mall! Wanna come with me?

Embry: *Putting on shirt* What's up?

Chang'e: *Blushes and takes picture* I'll come back later~. *Closes door*

//Nezha//

Nez: Hey, I'm going to the Celestial Realm for a bit, want me to bri- *Freezes and blushes*

Embry: *Taking off pants* Hey baby

Nez: *Turns red and covers crotch* I-I'll just...go. Bye! *Closes door*

//Tang//

Tang: Hey honey, have you seen my-

*Tang notices Embry in a towel*

Tang: Sorry. I'll knock next time. Have you seen my scarf anywhere though?

*Embry shakes his head*

Tang: Okay, sorry again. *Closes door*

//Pigsy//

*Pigsy opens door and walks out*

Pigsy: Sorry kid

//Sandy//

Sandy: Hey sweetie, have you seen my-OH MY CHAKRA!

*Sandy covers his eyes and Mo does the same*

Sandy: S-Sorry! I'll knock next time!

*Sandy closes the door*

//Syntax//

*Syntax opens door and sighs*

Syntax: Wrong room, lock the door next time

*Closes door*

//Huntsman//

*Opens door*

Huntsman: Nope

*Closes door*

//Strong//

*Opens door*

Strong: Ah! Sorry, Em!

*Closes door*

//Spider Queen//

Spider Queen: Hey honey, have you seen Syntax? I need to talk to him about...oh

*Looks at Embry*

Spider Queen: Okay, slay baby!

*Snaps fingers and walks out, closing door*

//PIF//

*Opens door and covers eyes*

PIF: Sorry dear

*Closes door*

//DBK//

*Opens door and sighs*

DBK: Sorry

*Closes door*

//Azure//

*Opens door*

Azure: Gah! Sorry, sorry! Didn't know you were...

*Groans and closes door*

//Peng//

*Opens door*

Peng: *Sigh* Lock the door

*Closes door*

//Yellowtusk//

*Opens door*

Yellowtusk: Hey have you seen my-Wrong room sorry!

*Closes door*

//Jia//

*Knocks on door*

Jia: Daddy, can you help me?

Embry: *Puts on shirt* Hold on honey

*Opens door*

Embry: What's up?

Jia: I need help buttoning up my coat

*Embry laughs and buttons up her coat*

Jia: Thanks daddy!

Embry: Welcome, now be careful.

*Jia runs downstairs*

Jia: Okay!

(More coming soon)