(Based off this video. Info: Embry buys a snack, and leaves for a bit. Wukong and Macaque are chilling, when they spot Embry's snack. Wukong, being the troublemaker, decides to eat it, sharing some with Macaque. They will learn what happens when Embry's food gets stolen.)

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It was late in the afternoon, Embry had just left the house for a bit.

Before he left, he placed a snake on the table.

(This is called a Marugoto Banana)

Before leaving, he wrote a note that said: 'Embry's food. Do not touch!'

Later, Wukong and Macaque came downstairs and sat at the table.

Macaque was reading a book, Wukong was on his phone, until they noticed the snack.

Wukong was a sucker for fruit and cake, but when he saw the note, he hesitated.

Wukong tried his best, NOT to touch it...but it failed.

He grabbed the cake, ripped the packet and took a bite.

He hummed in delight, as he ate it.

"Embry's gonna kill you, y'know." Macaque snickered a bit.

Wukong shoved the cake in Macaque's mouth, causing him to drop the book.

He ate a bit and smiled.

"That was so good!" He said, before paling a bit.

"ARE AN IDIOT?! HE'S GONNA GET BOTH OF US!!" Macaque yelled.

"Oh relax. He can get a new one." Wukong said, eating more.

"W h a t t h e h e l l..." 

They both froze and looked.

There stood Embry...looking pissed.

"What do you think you're doing?!" Embry yelled, as Wukong and Macaque ran away.

They ran through the house, shocking some of their lovers.

They ran into the bathroom, where Nezha had just taken a shower.

"WHAT THE-?!"

"Sorry Nez!" Wukong said, as he threw Nezha out the bathroom.

Macaque closed the door.

Nezha laid on the ground, wrapped in a towel.

Macaque looked out and squeaked.

He threw Nezha's clothes out the bathroom and locked the door.

Nezha tried to pick up his brush, before Embry stomped on it, breaking it.

Nezha was shocked, before getting dressed.

Embry pulled on the door, until he broke the knob, opening the door.

He looked around, until he saw Macaque in the vents.

"You're only making this harder on yourself!" Embry said.

"Can't hear you, sorry!" Wukong said, as he fell from the vents and landed on the ground.

"EXCUSE ME, NEZHA!" He said, jumping over Nezha.

Nezha fell back in shock.

Macaque landed on the ground, but tripped over Nezha's crotch.

Nezha curled up in a ball in pain.

"Ow, ow, ow!" He groaned.

"Sorry, Nez." Macaque said, as he ran.

Embry went after them, eyes dilated. 

He kicked open a door, and went inside.

A box fell on his head, before Macaque and Wukong, hit his knees with their staff's, sendin ghim to the ground.

Wukong ran, while Macaque crawled out.

They ran into a room and closed the door.

They barricaded the door, with anything they could find.

Macaque looked out, not knowing a hole in the wall, next to him.

"I don't see him. Chill out." He said.

Something grabbed his hair, causing him to yelp.

"Mac?" Wukong asked.

"HEL-!" Macaque said, before he was pulled through the hole.

"MACAQUE?!" Wukong yelled.

He moved the things back where they were and opened the door.

He looked around, and saw nothing.

It was quiet....

TOO quiet.

Making a staff, he went upstairs.

Entering a room, he saw Macque, but...he didn't look okay.

He was hanging from the ceiling, wrapped in some kind of bondage.

Wukong was shocked, before bursting out in laughter.

He went up to Macaque and took a selfie, much to Macaque's annoyance.

"Ha, ha, ha. Get me out." Macaque hissed. 

Wukong giggled and let him go, causing him to fall on the ground.

"This is all your fault, Wukong!" Macaque said.

"I know that already!" Wukong said, before Macaque ducked.

Wukong was confused, before he dodged an incoming boomerang.

It bounced of the window, making him scared, before he sensed something behind him.

It was Embry, smirking at him, cracking his knuckles.

'I'm dead!' He thought.

Embry chuckled, darkly.

Macaque came up behind him and tickled his under arms.

Embry staggered a bit, before he burst out in laughter.

Embry fell on the ground, kicking his legs in laughter.

Macaque looked out the door and saw Wukong, in a mini kart.

(Don't ask. Anime logic here)

Macaque got off of Embry and got the kart.

Wukong drove down the stairs, before it crashed, sending them outside, breaking the door.

They laid there, knocked out cold.

2 hours later

Wukong woke up and sat up.

He checked himself for injures and sighed in relief when he saw none.

He looked over and saw Macaque, still out.

He picked him up and smacked him a few times.

Nothing.

He sighed, before shoving two fingers up his nose.

Macaque woke up in shock and held his nose in pain.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" He asked.

"Sorry." Wukong said.

A few minutes later

They went inside, Wukong fixed the door.

"You didn't have to do that." Macaque groaned.

"Well, I tried everything else. You weren't waking up." Wukong said.

Embry went in front of them and crossed his arms.

"Don't expect any dinner tonight, for the stunt you two pulled." Embry said.

"NOOO!!" Wukong and Macaque said.

Embry turned around, as the two stuck their tongues out.

When Embry looked behind him, they stopped, but that didn't help them.

Embry whacked both of them in the head, before going back to the kitchen.

4 hours later

"What happened to you guys again?" Redson asked.

"We ate Embry's snack...and now we can't have dinner." Wukong said.

"Damn. Sucks to be y'all." Redson said.

Macaque hissed at him, before his ear twitched.

He opened the door and gasped.

"Rice balls!" He said, getting the plate.

"Thanks Em!" They said, as Embry kissed their heads and walked away.

He went to the bathroom and saw Nezha, doing his hair.

"You okay?" Embry asked.

"Yeah. What was the problem though?" Nezha asked, as Embry combed his hair.

"They ate my Marugoto." He said.

"Oh...well...they know now, right?" Nezha asked, as Embry tied his hair into a ponytail.

"Yeah." Embry said, as he kissed Nezha's cheek and left.

Just to be nice, Embry pulled out his phone and ordered some snacks.

2 days later

"Hey guys! We got something!" Embry said, as he placed a box on the table.

Everyone came down and saw the box.

Embry opened it and pulled out Marugoto Banana's.

"Wait, what? Are these for us?" Mk asked.

"Yep. After what happened, I decided to get you all something." Embry said.

They hugged Embry, tight.

"Thanks babe/daddy!" They said.

"No problem, now try it." He said, as they opened it and took a bite.

"MM! IT'S SO GOOD!!" Mk said.

Mei, Chang'e, Taiyo and Jia agreed.

"Not bad." Redson said.

"Definitely something I would get on a daily basis." Nezha said.

Macaque and Wukong agreed.

Embry chuckled, as he ate his own.

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Lesson of the day: Don't Touch Embry's Food.