6; Con_Faist.Murphy
Note: you could see this part in my tap account, it's Betta be my aesthetic. It's title is also Email with uncertainty with the same pic as the cover for this one.
{ C o n n o r ' s P O V }
I threw away the blunt that I used.
"I'm bored" I said while I went to my laptop. I went to youtube and watched a couple of musical bootlegs.
They might make me look like I'm gay, but I'm not. I just like musicals. I tried entering a production once.
I didn't get in.
I went to email.com and browsed the spam emails.
Their mostly from advertisements and some are from scammers.
I reloaded my inbox and saw;
One email from Ev.Hansen.
Ev. Hansen? Who's that guy?
I opened it to see a letter with all caps saying:
Ev.Hansen
JARED WHERE ARE MY FERTILIZERS?!
Sent 5:45 pm.
What... the fuck.
I decided to reply with:
Con_Faist.Murphy
Who the fuck are you?
Sent 6:00 pm.
This will be the weirdest email thread I'll ever recieve.
EMAIL POV (???)
O-oh Sorry! That was meant for a different person!
Sent 6:01 pm
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Am I bothering?
Sent 6:01 pm
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Oh no, no I'm not busy. Just maybe doing some important business
Sent 6:03 pm
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Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! I'm sorry!
Sent 6:03 pm
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You should be! How did you even get my email address?
Sent 6:05 pm
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I..I don't know? My friend, Jared Kleinman gave me this address- I didn't know it wasn't his!
Sent 6:06 pm
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Creep. Who are you?
Sent 6:07 pm
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I'm Hansen? Evan Hansen.
Sent 6:08 pm
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Well hi Evan Hansen! I'm Connor, now fuck off :)
Sent 6:09 pm
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I'm sorry.. did I do anything wrong?
Sent 6:10 pm
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Not really, but stop talking to me. Do you even know me?
Sent 6:10
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You're...Connor?
Sent 6:11 pm
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Yeah. Connor Fucking Murphy.
Sent 6:13 pm
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And you're the one who always hangs out with that jerk, Jared. Listen here Hansen, tell that shitty Fuckman or whatever to leave me the hell alone.
Sent 6:15 pm
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Why?
Sent 6:16 pm
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Because I said so! If you're really that dumb, here's a hint about me:
The stoner Murphy. Y'know, Zoe Murphy's freak brother?
Sent 6:17 pm
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Uhm..
Sent 6:18 pm
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Con_Faist.Murphy
Jesus Christ, I'm the one who pushed you this morning!
Sent 6:19 pm
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Oh. You're Zoe's brother?
Sent 6:20 pm
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Yeah and who gives a fuck about that?
Sent 6:21 pm
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IdobecauseIlikeyoursister
Sent 6:25 pm
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Kid.. what the hell was that?
Sent 6:26 pm
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What?
Sent 6:28 pm
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That
Sent 6:28 pm
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What's "that"
Sent 6:29 pm
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A word. Oh my god, Evan of course I mean what you said about my sister.
Sent 6:30 pm
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I said nothing.
Sent 6:31 pm
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Yes you did. You like my sister? Why?
Sent 6:33 pm
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I don't know. I just- I like her.
Sent 6:35 pm
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Uh-huh, and I'm Santa Claus. Look, I get that she's smart and pretty. And sometimes hot for some guys, but bitch please. That can't be the only reason.
Sent 6:37 pm
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Well what if it is?
Sent 6:38 pm
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The you're a dense motherfucker. And you're also an acorn.
Sent 6:40 pm
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How am I an acorn?
Sent 6:41 pm
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That's all I had in mind
Sent 6:43 pm
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Oh. Can you help me with your sister?
Sent 6:44 pm
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Who do you think I am? Fairy Godmother? Honey, I ain't someone who grants wishes. I crush hopes and dreams. I don't make them come true.
Sent 6:45 pm
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Oh. Okay. Sorry for bothering you.
Sent 6:47 pm
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This email thread is shit. I like it. Let's talk more, maybe if I like you enough, I might help you out
Sent 6:49 pm
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Really?!
Sent 7:00 pm
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No.
Sent 7:00 pm
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Oh.
Sent 7:01 pm
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Jk, sure. Mind you, this is the only time that I'm opening up to someone. We won't talk about this at school
Sent 7:03 pm
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Got it. Thank you, Connor.
Sent 7:05 pm
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I'm not even helping you yet, tf are you talking about?
Sent 7:06 pm
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I know but thanks :)
Sent 7:07 pm
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{ N a r r a t o r ' s P O V}
Connor smiled as he read the email. He was asking himself if he finally had a friend.
Meanwhile with Evan;
"Evan sweetie! Dinner's ready!" Heidi called out to Evan from the kitchen. So Evan wrote an email quickly saying:
Hey, I have to go now. Thanks again!
He pressed send.
Sent 7:09 pm
His smile grew bigger, he finally has hope to be with Zoe, the girl of his dreams. It seemed like they were a million worlds apart.. but now, thanks to Connor. They might actually be together.
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