Kalpas' Ordinary Day
"..."
Skipped the morning because there is nothing much to do with it.
At work.
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We see a wild Pardofelis is slacking off on the roof, bathing in the sunshine with her fat catto. Can-chan.
"Ahh this is good right Can-chan? We slack off and sleep here all day........zzz"
"Meow!"
The poor wild Pardofelis doesn't know that, from the distance on the same roof, an angry Kalpas, who just climbed up here is staring at them.
She is already asleep so she don't know the horror is about to come.
Kalpas picked Pardofelis, and her fat cat back inside the office. Pardofelis wakes up half way and struggles to get off Kalpas' hands.
But Kalpas just hold her tighter.
"Don't even think about running away, Eden asked me to look for you since you've slacked off again." - Kalpas said as his mask is moved closer to Pardofelis, this made her felt like she is being threatened. In fact, it is.
"Y- Yes." - Pardofelis and Can is scared, both are shivering.
Kalpas brought Pardo back to Eden, who is not happy to see she slacking off during her shift.
With enough of that, Kalpas went back to his desk, looking at some messy documents needed to be rearranged on Kalpas' computer.
"..." - He let out a long sigh, as he scrolled his mouse down and there's shit tons of files.
So he played games instead.
"..." - Mei who happened to pass by his desk from behind, looking at him squatting on his desk, putting the keyboard on his knee, and the mouse on his chest to play games. She didn't say a word knowing that he wouldn't listen anyways.
Please, gaming chairs are for noobs, real pros squats on the table.
- Kalpas.
"Kalpas, I need you to print s-" - Aponia, the one Kalpas hated most came to his desk, holding some papers.
"Aponia, fuck off." - Kalpas said while playing games.
"..."
"Die you lil' bitch camping in the same spot for 2 rounds straight." - Kalpas saying.
"Are you playing games?" - Aponia asked.
"Aponia, fuck off." - Kalpas said.
"But i'm your bos-"
"Fuck off." - Said Kalpas who just died to that one toxic kid on the enemy team.
"..."
Aponia didn't say anything either, knowing that words are useless to him, she went over to the electrical room and turns off the electricity...
Kalpas who is about to win, but everything else went lmao.
Mei who is trying to work really hard there, didn't save her files yet and the pc went lmao as well.
"... I'm so done with this fucking office." - Mei putting her hands on her face.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And because of that, Kalpas hates Aponia even more.
Break time in the noon.
"Hm." - Kalpas looking at some vending machines, he wants snacks but he doesn't have any money with him now.
Pardofelis just happened to pass by. He noticed her.
He picked Pardofelis up.
"Eh- Eh? What are you doing-"
"Money neko." - Kalpas said then he began to shake Pardofelis, coins dropping from her down to the floor. "Thanks." - He then put her down.
"I'm not your piggy bank!" - Pardofelis shouted angrily at Kalpas.
"Huh? You said something?" - Kalpas glances over at Pardofelis, who immediately ran away.
At least he get the snacc for his dummy thicc- ahem I mean for his stomach.
In the afternoon.
"Ah, it's too cold today." - Mobius said, as Klein gave her some lab coat.
"Ah thank you Klein, but these can't help much... As Kevin walked around the office quite often today." - Mobius said as she sneezed. "I wonder if there's anyway to..."
Klein, and Mobius looked at angry Kalpas being forced to work by Aponia.
Mobius approached him. "Hey Hey Kalpas~" - Mobius used the voice of a young girl, in order to annoy Kalpas.
"What?" - Kalpas is veri angry.
"Did you checked the news?"
"What about it?"
"Some news about Ligma."
"Your original Klein is dead. Dead as hell, having her ELF one doesn't change it." - Kalpas backfired Mobius.
This angered Mobius, she is about to fight Kalpas as he laughs.
"HAHAHAHA THERE'S NO WAY I CAN FALL FOR YOUR OLD LIGMA JOKES!!" - Kalpas said, he is happy now.
"Joke on deez nuts." - Elysia said to them while standing behind Kalpas.
Mobius stopped being angri.
Kalpas stopped being happi.
"KUSOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Kalpas is angry now as he radiates the warmth, and the temperature is slowly getting hotter and hotter.
"Ah... Much better." - Mobius and Klein takes their lab coats off and enjoy the warmth, after the day with the coldness in the office.
"..."
And yeah it caught fire afterwards, because it's too hot in the office, Mei's papers she just done is burned as well.
2 hours worth of work btw.
"..."
She just stares at her hardwork is turning into ashes.
And because of all those troubles, almost get the office on fire, Kalpas has to work overtime with Mobius.
Da end.
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