"And then Koal killed Timmy. The end!"
Charles read to his millions of doggos. "Good thing we're not part of a story, Huh?" And with that Lee walked to go take a piss.

"Should we tell him?" one of his dogs said

" no lets let him take a WHEE one last time~"

" this is why I fückin hate you goddamnit oh my God-"

The end thank you for reading I'm sorry it was terrible and also Elmo does forever remain a tattletale because he dies but he does get chips before he dies and well I'm gonna start working on church mouse soon so bye!