Dear journal,
          I'm almost jealous of Eliza. She's surrounded by beautiful women. Technically I am surrounded by more than she is, but they're used to me by now and my charm doesn't work on them.
          I'm extremely happy. I almost want to stay, but I know this is just an AU. I'll be gone soon. At least I know that I'm not a complete failure and I can still woo the ladies. It makes me sad to think that I'll be gone soon. This is depressing, ignore it.

-Hungary