Dear journal,

     So, no hitting anyone, while I look ridiculous? Ugh. What horrible timing. Daniel seems happier than he should be for being slapped into a miserable AU.

     I look like a clown. Seriously. The ears are so annoying, because they won't fit under any hats, so I've resorted to an oversized sweatshirt with a hoodie. That covers the tail and the ears.

     The tail doesn't even have a purpose. It's just there to annoy me. I'm so embarrassed. The April Fools AU was enough! At least for this one I can cover myself.

     But I have no beer to drain my sorrows in, and no frying pan to hit whoever laughs to the moon.

     Daniel says that this AU takes away from his 'manliness' which I didn't know was there before the AU.

     I reconnected with Bulgaria and his Nyo. Both of which are a joy to talk to. Even if I almost scared Geori half to death yesterday.

     I need to go find a better cover up for these embarrassing new additions to my body. Now I understand Letty's pain.

-Hungary