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     Okay, so maybe that shrimpy guy- Er, Edward, isn't that bad. He suggested David start painting.... With real paint. David seemed interested enough. That's an alternative to killing, I suppose. Good for him.

     Then, shrimpy started giving relationship advice. Ugh. Relationships are not for 3ps. Sometimes it happens, that's a miracle, but I doubt many people from our home would let themselves have a relationship. And I know relationships between 3ps and 2ps or 1ps would never happen. I have little hope. David's too hopeful. When he gets literally stabbed in the back, I called it.

-Jewels