Red carpet night at the Wouldn't-wanta Bejou Theatre. The ladies all swept past the admiring fans and photographers, living the dream. Mike Rafone, the celebrity greeter slithered his way into the crowd to do his interviews.

Mike tried to ingratiate himself with Gus and Barbie but Governess Jane arrived in her cat suit, snapping her whip and the interviews ended.

Elf felt bad because he knew they would all be disappointed.