Hey guys! Just letting you guys know that this is my FIRST ever Sherlock one-shot. So, uh.. Don't judge plz. I don't know if it's really this, but slight vore warning, just in case.
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It was a sunny afternoon. You were just laying down, looking up at the lovely man in front of you. Gregory Lestrade. His silver hair was shining in the sunlight, and that made you even more eager. He picked you instead of 11 other equally attractive women.

Your thoughts were suddenly interrupted as he picked you up and examined you. He turned you in all directions. "Wow, he's really thorough." You said to yourself as he finished. Suddenly, he gave you a kiss, and you gasped. His lips felt clean, likely because, despite his age, he didn't have a single bit of facial hair. No beard, stubble, or mustache on his face.

You suddenly realized that he was lifting you. "Where is he taking me?" You asked yourself. He opened his mouth, and that's when you realized. He was going to eat you!  You closed your eyes, anticipating the worst, but opened them again when you realized you weren't dead yet. Suddenly, you felt a sharp pain as teeth crunched into you. It hurt like hell, but yet.. You liked it. "Bite me! Bite me harder!~" You moaned. You smiled as he bit you again, getting frosting everywhere. "Oh yes~" You moaned lustfully.

This went on for awhile, but soon, it stopped. Suddenly, with a screech from you, he swallowed, and down you went into the abyss of his stomach. "I'll always love you, Gregory!" You called out as you were slowly digested.
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Greg licked his lips, emitted a light belch, then wiped his mouth. "That was the best doughnut I've ever eaten!" He chirped, then went for the other 11 in the box. Once he was done  with those, he ordered another box, and the cycle repeated until he was full. Full of pure creamy, frosty goodness.
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I'm so sorry for making this disaster. It's hilarious, cringeworthy, and utterly sexy all at once. Anyway, yes, the reader was a doughnut. I really like Greg X doughnuts, so, haha. But, nonetheless, I hope you liked this. Don't worry, the next one-shot will be legitimate, unless you guys request crackfics.

Oh, BTW, I don't think eating a personified doughnut counts as vore, but just in case there are those of you who really hate vore, or do believe anything resembling a person eating another person-like thing is vore, I have that warning there. So, yeah..

Look I'm just trying to revive the Sherlock fandom; I think it's dying.