I'm in a gay mood so I'm gonna do an otp challenge for my second top gay Sherlock OTP. Mystrade! (First is Johnlock, obvs)

Anyway yeah. Hope you enjoy!

1. Greg. He also does it just to watch peep fights like you see on YouTube.

2. I headcanon they have a rat terrier named Sugar, but either one, honestly. More likely Mycroft because Greg takes care of the dog more.

3. Mycroft, because he keeps cameras everywhere for government purposes. Like, he just watches Greg do something stupid on the camera, then puts it on YouTube.

4. Greg. Mycroft is very careful with everything he does.
Even Greg 😏

5. Greg because he's a detective. Detectives risk their lives every day when they go out to work, so. God, I'm half tempted to write angst about this but I'm really bad with angst. Plus I prefer fluff.

6. Neither because I headcanon they both love sugar and sweets a lot. Greg likes doughnuts and Mycroft likes cake.

7. Either one, honestly. Like, Mycroft will try to fix things around the house, and Greg is just like "Honey no you're doing it wrong." Meanwhile, Greg tries to help Mycroft out with cleaning the house, and he ends up getting it dirtier than they were before.

8. Greg, because he likes to make a lot of dirty jokes and terrible puns. He also snores loudly, so that gets him kicked out too.

9. Mycroft because he works in the government. Like, duh.

Yup.