Anyone still looking forward to what happen next?

Lol

This chapter contains something that we have seen so many times in this book, so hold on to your booty cheeks.

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Miya: We'll now have the secret base one...um...this is what Mona said about the rules.

Mona: In challenge 4, the player will play Pokemon Alpha Sapphire. They will visit whatever secret base trainer is saved on Elemeno's game. All they have to do is win to get double their initial points. If they lose, they don't gain or lose anything.

Miya: Um...will we change anything?

Milani: Eh...let's keep it as is. No one is losing points in this one, you lucky children. Anyway, Cristofe and Ash will do this one.

Ash: Let's go, Cristofe!

Milani: Let's go to Hoenn!

*Ash, Cristofe, Milani and whoever the cameraman is now in Hoenn*

Milani: Aight...let's use the PokeNav to see the secret bases available here. Actually, let's use the PSS first to refresh the secret bases here.

Cristofe: The PSS?

Ash: The PersonSayinStuff?

Milani: It's the Player Search System. Didn't Clemont make this?

Ash: Idk.

Cristofe: That's pretty cool.

Milani: Okay, bases updated. Let's see now. BTW, you guys are apparently using MY Pokemon.

Ash: But I wanna do it with Pikachu!

Milani: Let's fly to the Secret Shore. Let's go, Altaria!

*fly fly to Secret Shore*

Milani: Hmm...it's supposed to be on No.201. Uh...is it here?

Ash: The base is empty.

Cristofe: This place is nice.

Milani: Oh...this is one of the bases Elemeno has saved here. Let's just take their flag. Let's...uh...go west.

Ash: Okay!

Cristofe: You sure?

Milani: I'm not good with directions, okay. Let's try...the southwest cave there.

Ash: Uh...

Milani: I think it's this one! Who is going first?

Ash: It's so dark in here.

Cristofe: I like this place.

Milani: Ow...ow...I keep hitting these objects. Oh...there's the base trainer! Wait...there's no level adjusting thingy? Then they'll just be set to Level 50! That's no fun!

Cristofe: So do we leave?

Milani: Hmm...let's try this one at the Secret Meadow.

*fly fly to Secret Meadow*

Milani: Okay...the base at the...uh...northeast. Okay, there's a level adjustment thingy.

Ash: Yay.

Milani: Rock, paper, scissors, guys. Just one round. Whoever wins battles this trainer.

Ash: *paper*

Cristofe: *paper*

Milani: Again.

Ash: *rock*

Cristofe: *scissors*

Milani: Okay, Ash. You battle this guy. No level adjustment, so that's sad. You currently have 25 points. You can up it to 50 if we beat this guy.

Ash: Okay, they do double battles! Let's go!

Milani: The trainer only has a level 50 Scizor and a level 1 Lileep.

Ash: Oh.

Milani: And yes, I'm letting Ash use my Blaziken and Roserade.

Cristofe: And we used the level adjustment?

Milani: Yep.

Ash: Oooh...your Blaziken has a Mega Stone!

Milani: Sigh. You're gonna let me Mega Evolve?

Ash: Please?

Milani: Fine. Blaziken, Mega Evolve!

Milani's Blaziken: *mega evolve woo*

Ash: Alright, Mega Blaziken, use Blaze Kick on Scizor! Roserade, use Giga Drain on Lileep!

Milani: Oh...his Scizor mega evolved too. And well...uh...Scizor and Lileep are out.

Cristofe: That was quick.

Milani: My Pokemon are both level 100, dude.

Ash: WOW.

Milani: So I guess that's 50 points for Ash!

Ash: YAY!

Milani: Let's go somewhere else for Cristofe's battle. Hmm...Secret Islet?

*fly fly to Secret Islet*

Milani: The one base here has the level adjustment, so you'd have to battle the secret base trainer here, Cristofe.

Cristofe: Got it.

Milani: This one's a single battle, and she's got three Pokemon. She starts out with a Gallade.

Ash: Oooh...this one is...level 100 too.

Cristofe: Milani?

Milani: Yeah, yeah, I'll mega evolve my Blaziken. Blaziken, Mega Evolve!

Milani's Blaziken: *mega evolve again wee*

Cristofe: Mega Blaziken, use Flare Blitz!

Ash: He's going all out with this one.

Milani: He does have a tougher opponent, and this is his first battle too.

Ash: The Gallade went for Brick Break!

Milani: Ooooh! Blaziken got a crit, and so Gallade is down right away. Good job, Blaziken! The recoil damage will be a lot, though.

Ash: Wait...did she just say that her next Pokemon is Groudon?

Milani: Yep.

Cristofe: I can switch, right? Um...maybe Azumarill?

Milani: If it's Primal, my team is done for.

Ash: It's Level 76.

Milani: And it's not Primal. It does have Drought, though, so Azumarill's water move will be weakened.

Ash: But your Azumarill is Level 100.

Milani: Yeah I know. Go, Azumarill!

Cristofe: Um...Surf. (Hi, 2014 me didn't care much about abilities, okay. The Azumarill does not have Aqua Tail even if it has Huge Power. Whoops.)

Ash: Groudon's Flamethrower didn't do so much.

Milani: Surf still did half of Groudon's HP, so one more should do it.

Ash: Now Groudon is using Precipice Blades!

Milani: C'mon, my Azumarill can take that!

Cristofe: And Surf again!

Ash: Whoa...Azumarill just beat a Groudon. Wait...and now she's bringing out Reshiram?!

Cristofe: I think I'll stay in with Azumarill.

Milani: It's also Level 76.

Cristofe: Let's try Play Rough this time.

Ash: Reshiram used Flamethrower, and I think Azumarill is tired.

Milani: Play Rough did a lot, but it didn't take Reshiram out.

Cristofe: I think I'll switch out to...Altaria.

Ash: Another Flamethrower from Reshiram, but it looks like it did nothing to Altaria.

Milani: That's my girl!

Ash: Wait...Altaria has a Mega Stone too?

Milani: Yup! We did use Mega Evolution on Blaziken already, so we can't use it on Altaria.

Cristofe: I guess a Dragon Pulse should do it?

Milani: Yep! That's a win for you, Cristofe!

Cristofe: That's great.

Milani: That gives you...20 points in total. I feel like you should get more because you had a harder battle.

Ash: Wait...I wanna do one more battle!

Milani: Whelp, we need to proceed to the next challenge, so no can do!

*teleport back to the Elemeno stadium*

Miya: You guys are back!

Milani: So, both Ash and Cristofe won their battles. We'll later on go back to Hoenn for our shiny hunting! But first, we'll go to the next event!

Miya: That would be...um...the Hunger Games Simulator.

Milani: Oooh! What was Mona's rule for this?

Mona: In challenge 5, all the players who got this event will go through the Hunger Games Simulator. If a player wins it all, they get 3x their initial points. If they placed the lowest, they lose all their points. If they were somewhere in between...uh...the player who ranked the highest will get 2x their initial points. The one who ranked the lowest will lose half their points. The rest will get no additional points.

Milani: Well...we don't want people losing all their points, so we'll just change the rules.

Miya: Maybe whoever just goes out first will lose half of their points. We'll also consider the teams.

Milani: Oh true. We can do the thingy we did back in the Elemeno Random Games wherein some of the characters were counted as one.

Miya: Yeah...I think that's good.

Milani: Now...who will be the other tributes? Now, we can just have generic people to speed things up. It will be more fun if we have some characters that the people may know, but then it's going to take much longer.

Miya: Um...

Milani: Well...this one is already way too long already, so I guess we shall make it longer! All for entertainment value...if people are still reading this.

Miya: Are we going to include the other players?

Milani: Nah...hmm...we'll just have different people join in.

Miya: Okay! That way, some of the favorite characters will also make it.

Milani: Yay! Anyway...Randall and Callista will work together for Team OC, Todoroki and Misaki for the Elemeno kiddos, and Momo and Monika for the basement team. Barry will also play for Team Jace, and Marvin will play for Team Julianne.

Barry: YEAH LET'S GO!!!

Milani: And for our guest players, we have Hilda, Moon, Serena, Silver and Gold from Pokemon!

Hilda: Hai frens

Moon: Yo.

Serena: Hey hey

Gold: Hallo!!! Say hi to them, Silv.

Silver: ugh

Milani: We have Chloe Bourgeois, Nathaniel Kurtzburg and Juleka Couffaine from Miraculous Ladybug!

Chloe: Well, I'm obviously here to win.

Nathaniel and Juleka: ...

Milani: We have Tenya Iida, Mina Ashido, Tsuyu Asui, Hanta Sero, Minoru Mineta and Yuga Aoyama from My Hero Academia.

Iida: Hello!

Ashido: HAI HAI

Asui: Kero

Mineta: Hehehe

Sero: Yeah...why was he included?

Aoyama: I will sparkle!

Milani: And we have Rimi Ushigome from Poppin'Party, Himari Uehara from Afterglow, Hina Hikawa from Pastel*Palettes, Sayo Hikawa from Roselia and Kanon Matsubara from Hello, Happy World!

Rimi: Um...hello.

Himari: Hi, everyone!

Hina: Yay! I get to play with Onee-chan!

Sayo: I was forced to come here.

Kanon: Fuee

Milani: Position, guys!

(For the sake of not making things longer than they already are, I will only include the fun moments...which might still be including a lot. Oh well.)

Milani: To the bloodbath!

Kricketune: Delelelelelelelelewhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

Moon: Explosive on...BAM.

Ashido, Himari, Nathaniel: *ded ded*

Milani: Whelp. They're gone. None of them are players, so I guess no one will lose all their points even if we kept the Mona rules.

Sayo: Oh...a bag.

Gold: Gimme it!

Sayo: Hmph...fine. I don't want to waste my time here.

Silver: *sneaky sneak*

Sero: *deady dead*

Milani: Well, that was baddy bad of Silver. Sero is out.

Miya: Milani...um...

Milani: Uh...sorry about that. Anyway...on to Day 1!

Todoroki: Okay, let's set this up and...

Misaki: Um...don't you have-

Todoroki and Misaki: *ded*

Elemeno: Nuuuu

Milani: Well...that's the Elemeno kiddos team out for this challenge. Unfortunately, they both lose half their points. Todoroki originally had 20 while Misaki had 10. So yeah...final scores for them is 10 and 5 respectively.

Monika: Let's go get her, Momo!

Rimi: Oh no. Um...I'm just looking for some chocolate cornets...

Momo: Well...she's not one of the players, so I guess we could let her go.

Monika: Okay~

Rimi: Thank you so much.

Barry: Yeet some fruits.

Marvin: Hilda, I don't think I can-

Hilda: Dude, do you want the points or nah?

Marvin: Um...

Hilda: Do you want Julianne to be disappointed?

Marvin: Wait what?

Hilda: Go forth, young one. Win this.

Marvin: We're like the same age...I think. And uh...thanks.

Mineta: Hehehe...where are the...*ded*

Serena: Umm...*ded*

Milani: Oof they both landed on those landmines. Um...Night 1.

Kanon: *attacks Rimi-rin*

Rimi: Um...Kanon-senpai...

Kanon: Fuee...sorry, Rimi. You can leave now.

Moon: Nyehehehe. Gonna get you, guys. I'll make sure that Gladion's team wins!

Monika and Momo: *ded*

Milani: Well oof. That's Monika and Momo out as well. At least they do not lose any points. Momo keeps the 50 points while Monika keeps 20. That's still a lot of points, tbh.

Miya: Milani...um...how about the winner of the Teari award?

Milani: Oh yeah! Um...I guess whoever gets the Teari award gets 5 points straight to their team's total.

Aoyama: Oh...I cannot start the fire.

Chloe: Well, not all of us are fortunate.

Barry: Juleka! Let us share some stories about each other.

Juleka: Um...why?

Barry: The simulator is telling us to do so!

Randall: Yo, we got stuff from a spons!

Callista: Uh...

Milani: Yeah...I still don't get why Randall got included.

Miya: Um...yeah.

Hina: Oooh! I got a party item from a spons! This is gonna be boppin'!

Miya: Um...that's not a party item.

Hilda: Yay some food from a spons. N?

Hilbert: Don't assume, sis.

Hilda: Bitch

May: GASP

Milani: Again, no to ship wars. Anyway, Day 2!

Asui: Some players sighted. Kero.

Hilda: Yaaas. Let's get those guys.

Kanon: Fuee...here we go!

Hilda: Especially that Randall guy. He's annoying.

Randall: GAH *ded*

Callista: *not really ded because Asui, Hilda and Kanon just attacked Randall* I guess I'm out too, right?

Kanon: Fuee

Hilda: Sorry, Callista.

Milani: So uh...they're out. They do keep their points. Randall has 20, and Callista has 25.

Miya: If we didn't remove the free challenge...Cal would have 50 instead.

Milani: Oh well.

Miya: I guess it's more fair.

Chloe: Ugh. Why did I even agree to do this? They won't even make me use my phone!

Marvin: Okay...okay...*shoot*

Chloe: *ded*

Milani: And there goes Chloe.

Sayo: Moon, you're the one who has been "killing off" the others, right? Could you just help me get out of here?

Moon: ...nah. I just wanna get the players, tbh.

Sayo: Oh. Never mind then.

Rimi: Where are the chocolate cornets?

Silver: Where are they?

Iida: Hmmm...

Hina: Onee-chan? Where did you go?

Milani: Oooh! An event! For the players, we only have Barry and Marvin. Anyway, deadly squirrels now enter the podium.

Iida: I will beat all these...NO *ded*

Juleka: *ded*

Sayo: *ded*

Hina: Onee-chan!!! *ded*

Hilda: Well shoot *ded*

Milani: And the rest survive. Night 2!

Asui: Kero?

Moon: *holds Asui's hand* Don't mind me.

Rimi: Wah! I had another dream where I turned into a chocolate cornet.

Gold: So cold. Silvy?

Silver: *chats with Kanon*

Gold: Fuee

Barry: Marvin! Hey! Uh...let's get rid of these guys first.

Marvin: Oh...okay. A one-on-one later sounds nice.

Barry: SIKE

Marvin: *ded*

Milani: Whoa. So uh...there goes Marvin. He gets a total of 20 points for this event. With being the only player remaining, Barry's points go up from 10 to 20. He can have it go up to 30 if he wins the whole thing. Anyway...to the Feast!

Barry: Yeah, I ain't risking going there.

Moon: Hey, Silver! I heard you've been hanging out with Gladion a bit too often!

Silver: You're thinking about the wrong timeline.

Kanon: Fuee...don't fight...

Moon: Fine.

Asui: Kero.

Gold: *ded*

Milani: And there goes Gold. On to Day 3!

(uh nothing too interesting happens lol)

Milani: Okay Night 3!

Barry: So...Kanon, why you say "Fuee" so much?

Kanon: Fuee...I don't know.

Rimi: Um...if I just...set this up...

Moon, Silver, Asui and Aoyama: *ded*

Milani So uh Rimi just got rid of the other 4 guests.

Tae: Oh no...why would Rimi-rin do that? That's so mean.

Saya: It's just a game, O-Tae. It's not really killing people.

Kasumi: Go, Rimi-rin!

Arisa: Eh? Rimi is just a guest here!

Milani: Day 4!

Kanon: Fuee...what will I do with this?

Rimi: Ouchie...

Barry: A cave! I can just hide here!

Milani: Uh...Night 4.

(Again...nothing interesting happens)

Milani: Day 5!

Kanon: Um...fuee...I guess I'll look for food.

Barry: Oooh...I guess the coast is clear. I guess I can just go! *ded*

Rimi: Ah! *ded*

Kanon: Eh?!

Milani: Well...Barry only gets 2x...and Kanon wins! Barry gets 20 points.

Hagumi: Yay! Go, Kano-chan-senpai!

Kokoro: Yay! Kanon!

Kaoru: Ah...a beautiful victory for her and her team! How fleeting.

Misaki: Um...she's not even playing but okay.

Milani: Anyway, that wraps up our Hunger Games Sim! That's definitely the last for the MFTG, but we will probably see these again in another chapter.

Barry: I WAS SO CLOSE TO WINNING IT AGAIN.

Milani: Rimi and Moon were tied for Teari award, so no one gets the bonus points for that!

Miya: Oh well...