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I had thoughts of killing off this book, but then I still had fun writing this.

I actually had this maybe two weeks ago, but I just never published it. Felt cute so I decided to put it out here for the world to see even if not a lot of people will click.

Ya know what...whatever.

Maybe the person who does end up seeing this will be blessed with good luck. I don't know.

Eh.

Welcome to another piece of multifandom mess. Yeeeeeeeeeet.

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Gary: Gasp

Milani: What?

Gary: I can't believe this.

Drew: What?

Gary: ELEMENO IS GIVING ME ANOTHER EPISODE OF GARY TALKS!!!

Milani: Oh.

Gary: Hey bitches.

May: NO BAD WORDS!!!

Drew: Oof.

Gary: Wow. May is so scary.

May: Eh.

Gary: Anyways, a lot has happened since the last time we had this segment. A lot of new fandoms for Meno...I think.

Drew: Yeah.

Milani: The random bag of names isn't that updated, though. I couldn't find the blank template too, so we'll just settle with whatever is in here.

Gary: We're following whatever flow we had in the previous time we had this, so let's begin!

Milani: Yay

Gary: Let's first have a word from our Leaf.

Milani: Oh

Drew: Crap

Leaf: I hope you guys have a great day.

Gary: That's it?

Leaf: And uh...thank you, Elemeno, for giving Gary another chance to have this segment.

Gary: You are being awfully nice.

Leaf: Weeeee

Gary: Anyways, let's now have our first guest! She's a Pokemon Coordinator. She has blue hair. She has a cheer squad. We have Dawn!

Milani: Oh wow.

Drew: A Pokemon guest.

Milani: Is this still the multifandom bag?

Gary: Is it time we take our crown back?

Dawn: What are you guys talking about?

Kenny: DAWN!!!

Zoey: Go Dawn!

Conway: Hehehehehe.

Gary: DAWN!

Dawn: Uh...are you part of the cheer squad now?

Gary: It's just so nice to see more Pokemon peeps here again!

Dawn: Y-Yeeeeah...

Gary: Anyways...how's life?

Dawn: Good?

Gary: Do you believe in our comeback?

Dawn: What comeback?

Gary: That we, the Pokemon Peeps, will have the time to shine again in this book.

Dawn: I believe that we are still shining this book in particular. I mean, you were still given this segment.

Gary: Do you think I have what it takes to be an idol?

Dawn: I thought you wanted to be a Pokemon Researcher?

Gary: A researcher idol!

Dawn: Will you be able to handle both jobs?

Gary: HEY! Ugh. Done talking with you.

Dawn: Oof.

Kenny: HEY GARY!

Zoey: Don't be rude to Dawn!

Gary: No u

Zoey: What is he saying "no u" for?!

Conway: Hehehehe.

Gary: Oh! I thought of a random segment to add!

Milani: What?

Gary: Let's first have a word from our Nagi. Wait...

Milani: OH! IDOLiSH7 made it to the random bag at least!

Nagi: Hello! I hope you guys support me and IDOLiSH7. I hope our songs may reach your heart.

Milani: Yeet.

Gary: Thank you, Nagi.

Nagi: You are very welcome, Mister Gary.

Gary: Anyway, RANDOM DARE!

Drew: Wha-

Gary: We'll pick two random people from the bag, and they'll have to do a random dare that I feel like making them do.

Milani: Okay?

Drew: What happens if they don't wanna do it?

Gary: I'll think about it when we get there.

Milani: Uh huh...

Gary: Let's have the two lucky players! We have...

Milani: You're being picky with the names.

Gary: I NEED TO MAKE SURE I WOULD BE ABLE TO GET SOMETHING JUICY OUT OF THIS!

Drew: Sure.

Milani: Uh...how about just pick one person, and then this person picks who they might be comfortable doing the dare with?

Gary: ...

Drew: Or the audience picks a partner for them.

Gary: THAT WORKS

Milani: Good.

Gary: And our lucky person will be...Barry.

Milani: Ah.

Barry: HEY! HEY! HEY!

Bokuto: HEY! HEY! HEY!

Akaashi: I don't think we're even supposed to be here, Bokuto-san.

Bokuto: HEY! HEY! HEY!

Drew: Anyways, who do you guys want Barry to do this dare with?

Barry: I'M FINING YOU FOR THIS, GARY!!!

Gary: But the audience loves you!

Barry: True.

Milani: wow

Drew: Have him do the dare with Paul.

Milani: Ye!

Gary: Okie!

Paul: I thought the audience gets to decide.

Gary: You're conveniently here!

Milani: I think they would choose you anyways.

Barry: HAI PAUL!

Gary: My dare is that Paul has to say something nice towards Barry, and Barry has to say something mean towards Paul. See? It just light stuff.

Paul: I believe that Barry is a good Pokemon trainer.

Drew: That was quick.

Barry: THANKS, PAUL!

Milani: Now say something mean.

Barry: Wait...there's nothing mean I can say!

Drew: oof

Gary: Seriously?

Barry: Why talk about mean things when we should live in a world of positivity?

Milani: ...

Barry: Right?!

Paul: Ew positivity.

Barry: I WILL SMACK YOU WITH POSITIVITY, PAUL!

Milani: That counts?

Gary: Why did I decide to do this again? ANYWAY...LET'S HAVE THAT ROAST OFF!

Drew: Oh.

Gary: According to...uh...the audience...I guess...Ran Mitake was the winner of the previous roast off. Will you defend your title, Ran?

Himari: Do it, Ran!

Moca: Get Moca-chan more bread!

Ran: Uh...sure...I guess.

Gary: Your opponent this time will be...Tenya Iida!

Ochako: EH?!

Iida: I shall do my best!

Ran: Uh...sure.

Gary: Let's begin!

Ran: ...

Iida: ...

Ran: ...

Iida: ...

Milani: They might be too nice for this.

Himari: Ran won last time before she was just countering whatever that Monoma guy was spouting.

Ran: I...uh...Afterglow probably can beat you guys in a sing off.

Iida: You underestimate the singing capability of my class? I'll have you know that we're secretly idols!

Ran: But...those are other characters just voiced by the same seiyuu?

Iida: Same thing.

Ran: It's like saying that Uraraka-san is secretly me.

Iida: Oh. Well...I can beat you guys in a marathon!

Ran: Well...you have those boosters on your legs.

Iida: Exactly!

Ran: I don't really like to run that much myself.

Iida: You don't run but you ran?!

Ran: What?

Iida: You RAN!

Ran: I am Ran!

Tomoe: Uh...

Tsugumi: I don't know what's going on anymore.

Moca: RAN! MY BREAD!

Gary: Let's just have a word from our Silver.

Silver: I am the best trainer in the world.

Gary: No.

Silver: Whatever.

Gary: I guess we'll have our next interview now.

Iida: BUT WE HAVEN'T HAD A PROPER ROASTING!!!

Ran: Uh...

Iida: I shall just treat Mitake-san and her band for some roast beef! Or do you prefer roasted chicken?

Ran: Either works...WAIT...you don't need to.

Iida: I'll bring my friends from class too!

Deku: Yay?

Ran: ...fine.

Moca: Yay~

Gary: Alright...next guest. She is the keyboardist for Afterglow. Her family owns a cafe. She is part of her school student council. She makes really great cookies. We have Tsugumi Hazawa!

Tomoe: Oh!

Himari: Double Afterglow!

Tsugumi: Uh...hi!

Moca: Go, Tsugu~

Gary: So...what do you recommend from your cafe?

Tsugumi: Oh! We have this yummy fruit cake! We use the freshest seasonal fruits for this one!

Gary: Oh nom. Did you bring us some sample?

Tsugumi: I'm sorry! I wasn't expecting to be a guest here!

Milani: Oh! We have delivery here!

Drew: It's from Hazawa Coffee.

Tsugumi: Oh!

Gary: Yay! Some cake! Anyways, you had a cooking class before, right?

Tsugumi: Yup! We made some sugar cookies.

Gary: Was it fun?

Tsugumi: It was! It was scary at first, but it ended up being fun. I mostly was in-charge in helping Sayo-san, and it was really fun! It was because of that we became good friends.

Gary: I see. Now...how do you think Afterglow can evolve?

Tsugumi: Well...we like to keep things the same as always. That's been our thing. However, I really feel like I need to step up since everyone is doing so well.

Himari: Don't be so down on yourself, Tsugu!

Tomoe: You're doing great!

Tsugumi: Uh...thanks, guys!

Gary: Weeee! Anyways, thanks for the cake, Tsugu. Let's now have a word from our Bianca!

Bianca: Ah!!! Umm...uh...you guys are awesome! And uh...keep doing your best! Woo! And uh...I love you all!

Gary: Let's just have our next interview! Ah! Someone from IDOLiSH7 this time. Fun.

Milani: owo

Gary: Fitting how Elemeno is currently playing his character song.

Drew: Only for the third time in a row.

Gary: He is a member of IDOLiSH7. He is also part of MEZZO". He may seem cute and innocent, but then...uh...I've heard of things.

Tamaki: HE BREAKS DOORS!

Iori: Yotsuba-san!

Gary: We have Sogo Osaka!

Yamato: Yeah! Sogo is gonna get the first interview for our Gary Talks debut.

Nagi: But I did give them a word.

Mitsuki: True. I just hope Sogo does well. Gary seems to like asking things on the personal side.

Gary: Hi, Sogo!

Sogo: It's good to be here, Gary.

Gary: First off, how's life with IDOLiSH7?

Sogo: It's been great! I really enjoy being part of the group. I really love everyone there.

Gary: Who do you love the most?

Sogo: EH?

Gary: I meeeean...just asking. Who in IDOLiSH7 do you love the most?

Sogo: But...I love them all.

Riku: Go, Sogo-san!

Yamato: Well...it would be fine for me if he said Tama since they're the ones on the same unit.

Gary: I'll change the question. Who in IDOLiSH7 has grown the most since you debuted?

Sogo: I think all of us have improved a lot since. We also became even closer.

Gary: Do you personally believe that you've grown a lot since?

Sogo: Definitely.

Gary: You said that you have become closer with the group since. Who do you think you've become the closest with?

Sogo: Isn't that similar to the other question?

Yamato: I think that Gary is just making him mention Tama.

Iori: He definitely is.

Mitsuki: I mean, I think the answer to that question is obvious anyways.

Gary: So?

Sogo: Well...I think I've become even closer with Tamaki-kun, since we do work with both IDOLiSH7 and MEZZO".

Gary: Hyuu hyuu

Sogo: Things were really iffy between us at first, but I'm glad that we get along now! Tamaki-kun has been doing a great job!

Tamaki: Yay! Sou-chan complimented me!

Riku: Awesome!

Gary: Alright. Thank you so much, Sogo!

Sogo: Thank you for having me here.

Gary: Aight...ah! The next segment is our talent show! A random person gets to share their talent to us today.

Milani: Fun

Gary: We have...Nozaki!

Chiyo: Ah! Nozaki-kun!!!

Mikorin: Wait...he can't share about the manga, right?

Chiyo: That's right.

Mikorin: He has to think of something.

Nozaki: Hi

Gary: What talent will you share with us today, Nozaki-kun?

Nozaki: I have a pen.

Gary: Uh...

Nozaki: I have an apple.

Gary: IT'S 2019!!!

Nozaki: Woo. Apple pen. I have a pen.

Chiyo: Uh...Nozaki-kun?

Mikorin: Of course.

Wakamatsu: Nozaki-senpai could show his basketball skills!

Nozaki: I have pineapple. Uh. Pineapple pen.

Chiyo: Nozaki-kun

Nozaki: Apple pen. Pineapple pen.

Mikorin: STOP!

Nozaki: Uh. Pen pineapple apple pen.

Gary: ...fun. Let's have a word from Todoroki.

Todoroki: Uh...hello.

Gary: Dude.

Todoroki: ...Plus Ultra.

Gary: Next interview...uh...Ah! Gary!

Milani: This has happened before, right?

Drew: Yup.

Gary: Gary, is your booty still the finest?

Gary: Hell yeah.

Gary: Do you have what it takes to be an idol?

Gary: Hell yeah.

Tamaki: HE'S JUST TALKING TO HIMSELF!

Sogo: This really is a strange show, huh.

Iori: What kind of world did we just step into?.

Riku: Elemeno World!

Iori: ...I know that, Nanase-san.

Riku: You were the one asking.

Iori: I really wasn't.

Riku: EH?! But you said-

Iori: I wasn't asking for a literal answer. Sheesh. You really are slow.

Riku: IORI IS BEING MEAN AGAIN!!!

Gary: ELEMENO, IORIKU IS INTERRUPTING MY INTERVIEW.

Elemeno: You're the one interrupting them!

Gary: G A S P

Drew: Bold of you to assume Elemeno will take your side over IoRiku.

Iori: We apologize for the inconvenience we caused.

Riku: Sorry, Gary!

Gary: Let's just have a word with our Tenn.

Riku: Ah! Tenn-nii is here!

Iori: Of course.

Tenn: I hope everyone here is enjoying their time. Please continue to support Elemeno and everyone else here. Of course, please support TRIGGER as well. We are sure to give you a good time. *Tenn fanservicey pose*

*SECRET NIGHT suddenly plays*

Gary: wot

Tenn: And now, a surprise performance. Here's SECRET NIGHT!

Tenn, Gaku and Ryuu: We are...TRIGGER!

TRIGGER fans: TRIGGER! TRIGGER! TRIGGER!

Iori: Wha

Mitsuki: A surprise performance?!

Yamato: Even Gary is surprised.

Gary: But it's not time for the song performance thing.

Milani: Well...surprise performance for the fans.

Drew: Oh well

Gary: IKOU WAKE ME UP!!!

*after le song because I decided not to post the link to the song*

Gary: Thanks for that, TRIGGER.

Tenn: Of course.

Gary: Tenn was just supposed to give us a word.

Tenn: My word is my performance. Something for my fans.

TRIGGER fans: TRIGGER! TRIGGER! TRIGGER!

Gary: Alrighty then. We would try to do a Bandori gacha fortune thing like what we did last time, but internet is terrible the moment this is being recorded. Totally not while being written. I'll just interview someone else again.

Milani: Fun fun.

Gary: Ah. How convenient. We just interviewed his partner.

Milani: Oh.

Gary: Well...looks like we got another somebody from IDOLiSH7. ELEMENO, WAS ALL THE NAMES REPLACED OR SOMETHING!?

Elemeno: Nope.

Gary: Just luck then I see. Anyways, he is also part of IDOLiSH7 and MEZZO". He is a high schooler who was once ranked the fifth most desired man. He loves King Pudding. We have Tamaki Yotsuba!

Yamato: Oh fun.

Mitsuki: This must be MEZZO"'s lucky day.

Sogo: You can do it, Tamaki-kun!

Tamaki: Wait...do I have to perform like what TRIGGER did?

Iori: That would just be copying them, so just talk.

Tamaki: Okay okay. Hello, Gary.

Gary: Hmmmm...what did you have for breakfast today?

Tamaki: Mikkii made yummy pancakes for us!!! For some reason, he made Iorin's teddy bear shaped.

Riku: Mitsuki, that's not fair!

Iori: YOU DIDN'T NEED TO MENTION THAT, YOTSUBA-SAN!

Mitsuki: Riku, I'll make yours bear shaped next time too if you want.

Riku: Hmm...I want mine to be shaped like a rainbow! Like those pancake art stuff!

Mitsuki: I don't really have the supplies for that.

Riku: Aww...

Iori: We really need to do something about his spoiled attitude.

Riku: I'm not spoiled!

Iori: Sigh. Sorry for interrupting the interview, Yotsuba-san and Gary.

Gary: Anyways...

Tamaki: I'm not yet done sharing about my breakfast!

Gary: Okay?

Tamaki: Sou-chan was gonna make some ramen as well, but he put way too much kimchi on it!!!

Gary: Hot

Tamaki: I had a bite of it, and it was super spicy! I ended up eating five jars of King Pudding.

Gary: That's nice. Next question...Sogo mentioned a while ago that you two didn't really get along that well before. Is that correct?

Tamaki: He seemed like someone very different from me, and I guess it was hard for us to understand each other at first.

Yamato: Good job, Tama.

Gary: Ah. At least you guys get to work together well now, right?

Tamaki: Yeah! I just have to keep on doing good things so that Sou-chan won't worry about me!

Sogo: Tamaki-kun.

Gary: Aight, aight. Do you eat anything else aside from King Pudding?

Tamaki: I eat lots of things, but I don't really like vegetables that much.

Sogo: He still needs to eat vegetables, though.

Gary: Amazing how you're able to build your physique like that.

Tamaki: Well...I do dance a lot because I enjoy it.

Gary: Awesome! Thank you, Tamaki!

Tamaki: Yay! I did it!

Gary: Now's for my new favorite part. We have the compliment off! Two people will come here and say something nice to one another, okay?

Milani: Fun.

Gary: We had wholesome twin moments last time. What will we have this time?

Himeko: I suggest more wholesome twin moments!

Bossun: HEY!

Switch: BRING ON THE SHIPS!!!

Gary: Uh...

Milani: Just pick two random people!

Gary: B-But the views!

Drew: HUH?!

Gary: Fine. I'll do this properly. It's gonna be boring, though. Ash and N.

Drew: Pokemon Peeps! Nice!

Gary: It's Ash. It's already boring.

Ash: No u.

N: Ash, it's good to see you today!

Ash: Same to you, N! Your hair is super nice!

Hilda: It really is.

Hilbert: SO BEAUTIFUL!

N: You and Pikachu seem to be stronger.

Ash: Thanks! I know you're stronger than before too!

N: You seem to be eating well.

Ash: You too!

Gary: K. We're done being wholesome. Let's now have a word from our Mikorin.

Mikorin: Wait! Don't call me Mikorin!

Gary: Thanks, Mikorin. Next-

Mikorin: Wait...that's really what I said. *hides in hide*

Gary: I guess final interview of the chapter. She is a genius. She is the guitarist of Pastel*Palettes. She has participated in a lot of Hunger Games Sims here. She likes things that are boppin'. Hina Hikawa!

Hina: Boppin'!

Aya: Go, Hina-chan!

Eve: Hina-san! Bushido!

Hina: Hai hai!

Gary: So uh...what did you think of Ash and N's...uh...wholesome sharing a while ago? Boppin' or nah.

Hina: Boppin'!

Gary: Eh?

Hina: N's hair is so boppin'! I wonder how he maintains that.

Gary: You can ask later.

Hina: Yay!

Gary: I mean, N wasn't the boring one.

Ash: EXCUSE

Gary: So...Eve said last time that all of you love each other when I asked if there are any ships in your band. But seriously, are there ships in your band?

Hina: Ah! Maya-chan and Eve-chan seem to get along! Once, Eve-chan said she wanted to become Eve Yamato after learning what Yamato meant!

Yamato: Ah.

Nagi: I told you, Yamato. It is a beautiful name. A name that means Japan itself.

Maya: HINA-SAN!

Eve: It really is a nice name, Maya-san!

Hina: Ah! And there's Aya-chan and Chisato-chan!

Aya: HINA-CHAN!!!

Hina: I don't really get it, but those two seem to really get along.

Chisato: Hina-chan!

Hina: Ah! And there are stuff I noticed with other bands too! Like with Poppin'Party!

Arisa: Hina-san! Why are we getting involved?!

Gary: Alrighty, Hina. Ya know, you gave me the tea I wanted, so you're good to go.

Hina: Already? Aww...okay then! Ah! Where is the tea anyway?

Gary: Let's now have a word from our Kokoro.

Kokoro: HAPPY! LUCKY! SMILE! YAY!

Gary: Yay! And now, to wrap up our performance, our song number. Sure, TRIGGER gave us a little surprise a while ago, but let's have one more. To give us a song, we have Eijiro Kirishima!

Kirishima: wot

Ochako: KIRISHIMA IS GONNA SING FOR US!

Kirishima: I'm not really a singer, though.

Gary: LIES! Your seiyuu is involved in a lot of idol stuff!

Kirishima: But didn't Iida and Mitake-san mention something a while ago?

Gary: Uh...just give us a song, dude.

Kirishima: But...uh...I guess I'll just sing a random song.

Gary: Ah! Let's give you a partner from the bag. OH. BAKUGO!!!

Deku: Did he actually pick that randomly?

Bakugo: I'M NOT SINGING!!!

Gary: I want you guys to sing this! Miss you by MEZZO"!

Kirishima: Uh...

Ochako: DO IT! DO IT!

Bakugo: NO.

Gary: Sogo and Tamaki, you guys okay with them covering your song?

Sogo: Sure!

Tamaki: I want to see that exploding guy sing!

Bakugo: HEY!!!

Gary: Here's Kiribaku with their version of miss you!

(and they just be singing yay just imagine it pls bai)

Milani: Wait

Gary: WAIT A MINUTE!!! We got the decent internet plus enough stars, so let's have the Bandori gacha fortune real quick!

Drew: We could have just edited that in.

Milani: ...

Gary: We work live, okay?

Drew: Sure.

Gary: Hau will have his fortune taken!

Hau: YAY! ALOLA!

Drew: He got...2* Poppin'Colors Saya Yamabuki.

Hau: Is that a good card?!

Gary: It's a common card, dude.

Hau: Oh.

Gary: Now...I guess we'll have your fortune. Uh...you have this feeling of helping others. Like, you know people depend on you, and you don't wanna let them down. However, you must remember your own happiness as well. Do the things that make you happy while still trying to look out for others. Don't beat yourself up too much.

Drew: So Hau is the reliable type?

Hau: Yay!

Gary: ...still feels inaccurate.

Hau: Meanie.

Gary: Okay. For real this time, thank you very much, and we'll hopefully see you next time!