Gary Talks is Back!
Gary: Hello everyone, and welcome to Gary Talks!
Milani: We're finally doing this in this book.
Drew: Wow.
Gary: I know, I know. It has been a long time. And to the people who aren't aware of Gary Talks, it's basically my talk show. Fun.
Milani: Wee.
Gary: I would pick some names in the random bag of names, but then that random bag disappeared. However, we had the CPCQ and more arc that now give us a multifandom edition of the random bag of names.
Drew: Multifandom fun.
Gary: I know multifandom books aren't really that big because people are confused with some of the fandoms, but liek, we're just gonna have fun.
Milani: Watch this just be Pokemon.
Gary: Oh heck no! Anyway, before we introduce our first guest, let's have from a word from our Hak.
Jaeha: Oh?
Kija: He might not even say anything wise.
Shin-Ah: ...
Zeno: Go, Hak!
Yona: Yay! Go, go, Hak!
Yun: He's just going to give one line.
Hak: I will not hesitate to kill anyone who dares to harm Yona.
Gary: YAS!!!
Milani: We are off to a good start!
Gary: Man, I miss asking these not personal questions.
Drew: They're gonna be personal.
Gary: So...our first guest. He's a fanfic writer turned story writer for a fancomic. He is an icon. He goes to Marinette's school. He is a fan of Ladybug. He is an Elemeno kiddo. He's that Elemeno kiddo Elemeno embarrassed quite a lot back in the Elemeno Random Games. We have, Marc Anciel!
Marc: Uh...I-I...
Gary: So, could you share to us about this fancomic you're working on?
Marc: Um...this is the Ladybug fancomic I create together with Nathaniel. I do the story writing, and he does the drawing. I...uh...I hope people give it a read.
Elemeno: GO MARC!
Marc: ELEMOMNO!
Gary: Ah yes. So...uh...have you gotten closer with Nathaniel ever since working on the comic together?
Marc: Yes. Um...we weren't really on the same page at first, but thanks to Marinette, we managed to get along. Since we agreed on working on a comic together, we started to get along even more. We've been hanging out all the time since.
Gary: Very nice, very nice. Last question, do you have any plans on making a future out of making comics?
Marc: I think it would be great! For now, Nath and I are just working on our fancomic to show our appreciation for Ladybug, but I think it would be cool. There are some original story ideas on my mind, but I don't know if I want to write them.
Gary: Kinda like Elemeno with her fanfics?
Elemeno: Like Elemomno. Like Elemeno kiddo.
Marc: Sure.
Gary: Thank you, Marc!
Nathaniel: *clap clap*
Gary: Oh! Nathaniel is here! Hello!
Nathaniel: Uh...hi!
Marc: Umm...thank you for having me. I hope you guys continue supporting Miraculous Ladybug!
Gary: And now, a word from our Deku!
Deku: Me? I...uh...um...ah...
Bakugo: DEKU!!!
Deku: Umm...I hope you continue believing in us heroes!
Gary: Now...I miss this part. The rap battle! Uh...I guess the...uh...burn session. What did we call it again? I'm too lazy to check SWTPP2. I think the roast-off? Sure! Basically, two people will be roasting each other.
Milani: So...uh...who is the defending champion from last time again?
Gary: Like what I said, I'm too lazy to check SWTPP2, so I don't know who the defending champ is anymore.
Drew: It might still be Red.
Gary: Look, that was back in SWTPP2. We'll start over here in EW...even if we're already a bunch of chapters deep.
Milani: Yay.
Gary: I don't know why, but Elemeno decided to make a bunch of long arcs for this one. It just be like that.
Drew: So who are gonna do the roast-off?
Gary: AH YES! The multifandom edition of the roast-off! Our roasters for this session will be...Neito Monoma and Ran Mitake!
Moca: Oh! Go, Ran! Buy me some bread when you win.
Himari: Do you guys think Ran could do it? That Monoma guy seems scary.
Tsugumi: Uh...I hope she can do it.
Tomoe: GO, RAN!
Gary: Neito Monoma is a student from Class 1-B of U.A. He comes from the franchise, My Hero Academia.
Monoma: OH?! So no one is gonna cheer for me just because I'm in Class 1-B!? Well, 1-A must think they have so much more fans than me.
Gary: Ran Mitake is the vocalist and guitarist of Afterglow. She is also a first (EN version) / second year (JP) student in Haneoka Girls' High School. She comes from the media franchise, BanG Dream!
Ran: Uh...hello.
Monoma: AH! Mitake-san! She's in Class A, right?!
Ran: Uh...yeah.
Monoma: OH?! You must-
Gary: I didn't even tell you to start roasting! Well...uh...now you may begin.
Monoma: You must think you're so entitled just because you're in Class A!
Ran: Well...uh...I don't think the class you're in is a big deal. You're wasting so much breath speaking anger for Class 1-A.
Monoma: OH?! IS THAT SO?!
Ran: I guess it is different in your school, but you just cannot own it up.
Monoma: OH?! Well...you must think you're such an amazing vocalist!
Ran: Uh...I just do the same as always. Honestly, maybe you want to be in Class 1-A, and that's why you always point it out.
Monoma: OH?! IS THAT SO?!
Ran: You've just been saying "is that so?" this whole time.
Monoma: Well...you must think you can beat me in this one.
Ran: Well...I try at least.
Monoma: OH?! Well, we in Class 1-B have to keep on trying.
Ran: Honestly, why do you waste your time on Class 1-A? You must really like them.
Monoma: OH!?
Gary: Yeah...I guess we're done. Who wins? I guess it depends on the peeps.
Milani: Is that how we used to do it?
Drew: I don't remember.
Himari: Monoma-san didn't even say something that would "roast" Ran.
Tomoe: C'mon! Ran won that!
Moca: Yay! Ran will buy me some bread!
Gary: Let's now have a word from our Kirishima!
Kirishima: Oh! Continue supporting us!
Gary: Who do you mean by "us"?
Kirishima: Uh...everyone here?
Gary: Sure.
Kirishima: That's really what I meant!
Gary: Okay. Our next guest...well...very fleeting. She's the guitarist for Hello, Happy World! She's part of her school's drama club. She has a lot of fans. Kaoru Seta!
Himari: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH KAORU-SENPAI!!!
Tomoe: Himari!
Rimi: Ah! Kaoru-san!
Kokoro: Go, Kaoru!
Hagumi: Yay! Kaoru-kun!
Misaki: I hope she doesn't say anything stupid.
Kanon: Fuee
Kaoru: Hello, my little kittens. Hello, Gary. It is an honor to be in your show.
Gary: It's great to have you here too, Kaoru. Anyway, let's get to the questions!
Kaoru: Ah yes, I'm sure the little kittens are looking forward to my answers as well.
Gary: Why did you join your band?
Kaoru: I was enamored by Kokoro and her desire to make the world smile. I, too, would love to make everyone smile. That is why I joined her band.
Gary: Ah. Have you always been popular ever since your childhood?
Kaoru: I was not as popular as a child, but I developed my confidence by involving myself in stage play. I learned that the world is your stage like how the world is your oyster.
Gary: Uh...okay? Why do you love being on stage?
Kaoru: Well...it's because I love seeing the beautiful smiles of everyone. Their love and appreciation is part of what makes me Kaoru Seta.
Gary: Ah...how fleeting.
Kaoru: Fleeting, indeed.
Gary: Well, this interview was fleeting, but I hope you guys enjoyed having Kaoru here.
Kaoru: I had a good time too, my little kitten.
Gary: Alright! Here's a word from our Shoto Todoroki.
Todoroki: Uh...I hope everyone has a good day.
Gary: Alright...well...uh...what do we do next usually?
Drew: It's your show, dude.
Milani: Do what you feel like doing.
Gary: Uh...maybe we should check the very first Gary Talks.
Drew: Now we're checking. Okay.
Milani: We had more audience reactions.
Audience: *clap clap*
Drew: The first guest was Reggie, Paul's brother.
Milani: You asked him very personal questions.
Drew: And his thoughts on the song "Gorgeous" by Taylor Swift.
Gary: You're so gorgeous! I can't say anything to your face. (I wrote this even before Taylor teased her new music okay.)
Drew: Uh...
Milani: After Reggie, Ash was the next guest. You initially wanted to kick him out, but you had to ask him a question.
Drew: I asked him to rate your booty.
Gary: My booty fine tho.
Milani: And...uh...next guest was Ghetsis. Okay.
Gary: Wait...uh...just remind me of the segments instead of specifying them.
Drew: Okay.
Milani: Oh shoot. Professor Oak burned Gary in this one. GET REKT.
Gary: I SAID JUST THE SEGMENTS!
Drew: I think that was...five short yet personal interviews before we had our first "word from someone" thing. After that, there was the "short roasting session". And then, another word from someone. We then someone share their talent. And then, we had a music act to end it.
Gary: Ah. Okay, thanks for reminding me! Let's now proceed to the next interview. I'll try to make it similar to the first Gary Talks.
Milani: I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Drew: It might be a good thing for the readers, but it's a bad thing for whoever the next guest is.
Gary: Ah perfect!
Milani: Oh no.
Gary: I might have interviewed him in the past, but I don't remember anymore. Whatever. Our next guest is a Pokemon trainer from Veilstone City. He's Ash's rival, but obviously not his best rival. He has purple hair. Barry is his number one fan. He hates the Dawn Cheer Squad. We have Paul!
Kenny: BOOOOOOO
Paul: Why me?
Gary: I picked your name from the random bag of names. Now, now. Let Gary ask the questions.
Paul: Whatever.
Gary: So...why do you hate the Dawn Cheer Squad?
Paul: They're annoying.
Gary: Why do they annoy you?
Paul: Because they hate me.
Gary: But why do you care about the haters?
Paul: I don't care about them, but when they show up, they annoy me.
Zoey: You're annoying!
Gary: Who is the most tolerable member of the Dawn Cheer Squad?
Paul: Zoey, probably.
Zoey: Oh.
Gary: Do you at least respect their talents?
Paul: I believe that Zoey and Kenny are very talented Pokemon Coordinators. Conway is a respectable Pokemon trainer.
Kenny: Nani?
Conway: Oh...is that what he really thinks?
Gary: Last question, where are you taking Dawn to your next date?
Paul: Uh...what? I don't know.
Gary: Thank you, Paul! How was that?
Milani: Eh.
Drew: Not bad.
Gary: Now, a word from our Monika!
Monika: Join our literature club!
Gary: Uh...we're already done with the roasting session, so I guess we'll do more interviews?
Milani: It's your show.
Gary: Let's have someone share their talent to us! Let's call on...Hiyori Iki!
Yato: Go, Hiyori!
Yukine: You can do it!
Yato: Don't forget to advertise me!
Hiyori: I'm not going to advertise you! Anyway...uh...I don't really know what talent I could show you guys. Maybe if friendship is a talent?
Gary: Uh...
Yato: Advertise!
Hiyori: Well...uh...*soul slips out*
Gary: Nani?!
Hiyori: Ah! Well...uh...there's my sleeping body again.
Gary: Oh! What a talent! Thank you, Hiyori!
Hiyori: You're welcome...I guess. Uh...can someone help me carry my body out of the stage?
Yato: Ah! Delivery god Yato is here! Just pay 5 yen, and I will do the task!
Gary: Alright! Now, a word from our O-Tae!
Tae: Rabbits are cute!
Arisa: Eh?! She could have advertised the band!
Saya: Just let her be, Arisa.
Gary: How long is this chapter already?
Milani: We just hit 2K words with this line. Well...uh...according to Google Docs.
Gary: We still have more time to squeeze in some interviews!
Drew: Do what you must. It's your show.
Gary: Our next guest is the keyboardist of Pastel*Palettes. She is half-Finnish and half-Japanese. She wears braids. She's the purple one in her band. She's a model. She believes in bushido. We have Eve Wakamiya!
Hina: Ah! Go, Eve-chan!
Maya: Eve-san! You can do it!
Eve: Bushido!
Gary: Bushido!
Eve: Bushido!
Gary: Bushido!
Eve: Bushido!
Gary: Okay, Eve-chan. Why did you decide to become an idol?
Eve: Well...the agency approached me and they asked me to join Pastel*Palettes. I wanted to try it, so I did. I'm so happy that I joined because I love everyone in my band!
Gary: Are there any ships within your band?
Eve: What?
Gary: Liek...is anyone falling in love with someone?
Eve: Well...we all love each other in the band!
Gary: Alright. What's your favorite song?
Eve: I love all our songs! However, A to Z is special to me since there are bushido references! It is also the first song where we all have solo singing parts.
Gary: Must be nice. Is there anything you want to share to the audience before you go?
Eve: Please support Pastel*Palettes! Bushido!
Gary: Bushido!
Milani: Bushido!
Drew: Bushido!
Gary: And now, a word from our Hagakure!
Hagakure: Bushido!
Gary: Alright, let's now do something new. Elemeno, do you have enough stars for a one pull gacha?
Elemeno: Not at the moment.
Gary: Ah. I heard about the Dream Fest luck. Not so cash money.
Elemeno: Weeeeeeeee
Gary: Oooh! You have enough Michelle stickers for the 3* ticket, though!
Elemeno: I'm not using my Michelle stickers until they release the event cards that I missed.
Gary: Okay then. I think Elemeno will be doing some stuff in order to collect more stars from the event.
*little time skip*
Elemeno: We're good. Now what?
Gary: It's time for Gacha Fortune! (This is pretty much like the Gacha Fortune reading from the Ami Time segments in Bandori TV.)
Milani: How original.
Gary: Okay...the guest who will have fortune read will be...Barry.
Barry: YES! I'm pretty lucky too, you know.
Gary: Yeeeeah...we'll see about that. Gacha time!
Barry: Okay...oooh! I got a 3*!
Gary: And we got...Student Council Work Tsugumi Hazawa. A dupe for Elemeno.
Elemeno: It's also the very first 3* card that I have ever gotten.
Barry: AHHHHHHHH!!! I'm fining...uh...fining someone for this luck!
Gary: Well...uh...here's your fortune.
Barry: Oh boy!
Gary: You work very hard. You always try to be your best. You are always kind to the people around you. Yeeeeah...I don't think that's really accurate.
Barry: HEY!
Gary: I guess this means that you might be overworking yourself, so you might want to relax a bit. Sure, there will be a lot of responsibilities coming your way, but you must face them head-on!
Barry: Alright!
Gary: That concludes our gacha fortunes. Uh...a word from our Clemont!
Clemont: The future is now thanks to science!
Gary: So...uh...we apparently still have more time.
Milani: You could just end it now if you want.
Gary: No, I shall continue. Let's just interview someone again.
Drew: Fine.
Gary: Uh...our next guest is purple and uh...sticky. He's a perverted student from Class 1-A. Minoru Mineta.
Mineta: *creepy laugh* Hi everyone.
Gary: Yeeeeah...someone take him away from my set.
Mineta: Wait! I haven't shared my story!
Gary: Oh! I know what we can do.
Milani: Oh no.
Gary: We had our roast off, but now we'll have our compliment off. Ya know...that was done in the challenge chamber, right? The one with Monoma, Bakugo, Kirishima and Sayo!
Milani: We remember.
Gary: Okay. The ones joining this compliment off are...Sayo and Hina! Why not?
Hina: Yay! I get to be with onee-chan!
Sayo: Eh? Why do I have to do this with Hina?
Hina: Onee-chan!
Gary: Ya know...just some nice and wholesome twin moments. (We do not believe in twincest is wincest, okay. We just believe in wholesome twin moments.)
Hina: Uh...
Gary: Anyway, say some nice stuff about each other!
Hina: My onee-chan is super awesome at the guitar! Onee-chan is also so cool! She's very disciplined. She's very cool. She's super cool! She's my inspiration to also play guitar! She's also becoming very nice to me now. I'm so glad she's part of Roselia because she gets to spend more time with others! I'm happy that we can finally share some fries together! She's so boppin'! I hope we can spend even more time together!
Gary: Hina...uh...how about we let Sayo tell some compliments about you, Hina?
Hina: Yay! Go, onee-chan!
Sayo: Why must I be put on the spot like this again?
Gary: You had a hard time in the challenge chambers because you didn't know the guys very well, but this time, you're complimenting the person you probably know best.
Hina: Onee-chan!
Sayo: Uh...Hina is a genius who can easily learn things. Um...she's a very supportive sister.
Hina: Although she doesn't want me to watch her live shows.
Sayo: She is also very good in the guitar. And...um...I'm happy that she's in Pastel*Palettes since she has surrounded herself with people who provide a positive influence to her.
Hina: Yay! Onee-chan!
Gary: Yeeeeah...very boppin'! Thank you!
Hina: Yay!
Sayo: Please don't let me do this again.
Gary: Now, a word from our Hau.
Hau: I love malasadas!
Milani: We're almost at 3K, Gary.
Gary: BUT THE READERS WANT LONGER CHAPTERS!
Drew: Uh...it doesn't always have to be a long chapter.
Gary: One more interview!
Milani: Fine.
Gary: Our next guest is a student from Class 1-A. He has a quirk similar to All Might. He is rumored to be All Might's secret love child.
Deku: NO!
Gary: I'm sorry. Uh...he is a cinnamon roll. His seiyuu is apparently just as cinnamon roll as him. His hero name is Deku. We have Izuku Midoriya!
Milani: Didn't he give us a word already?
Drew: Oh well.
Uraraka: Go, Deku-kun!
Iida: Go, go, Midoriya!
Bakugo: WHAT DID THIS DAMN LOSER DO TO GET ON THIS SHOW?!
Kirishima: Now, now, Bakugo. Let's just support our classmate.
Gary: Hi, Deku!
Deku: I...uh...hello!
Gary: Is your hair naturally green?
Deku: Yes...uh...is something wrong with my hair?
Gary: It's fine, sweetie.
Uraraka: Sweetie?
Gary: Now...it's time to spill the real tea.
Deku: Uh...it would be a mess if you spill some tea!
Gary: I'm gonna open up Elemeno's Pinterest. Hopefully, we don't run into spoilers.
Deku: What are you gonna do?
Gary: Never mind. It's just mostly wholesome Kiribaku.
Bakugo: WHAT?!
Deku: Uh...that's nice!
Gary: Why did you encourage Todoroki back in the school festival to use his fire powers too?
Deku: Because that's also part of his quirk.
Todoroki: I think he's asking very personal questions.
Gary: Are you aware of the Tododeku and Bakudeku fanarts on the internet?
Deku: Whu...whu...
Uraraka: EH?!
Iida: Gary! Don't pollute his innocent mind!
Gary: There are wholesome ones too!
Deku: Uh...
Gary: If you were to swap lives with someone, who would it be?
Deku: Uh...All Might?
Gary: What do you think of Todoroki?
Todoroki: Why me?!
Deku: I think he'll become a very great hero with his very unique and special quirk!
Gary: Okay! Thank you, Deku!
Deku: What just happened?
Gary: Let's now have a word from our Bakugo!
Deku: K-Kacchan!
Bakugo: I'M GONNA BE THE STRONGEST HERO IN THE WORLD, YOU DAMN EXTRAS!
Gary: Alright...well...it's sad, but I guess it's time to close today's episode of Gary Talks.
Milani: Wee.
Drew: About time.
Gary: To wrap things up, let's have a song from...Moca!
Moca: Oh? Moca-chan will sing a song?
Tomoe: How about just letting Afterglow perform?
Gary: Okay! To wrap things up, we have Afterglow! Good night, frens!
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