Hello reader.

Wow, great way to start a story.

Did I ask for your opinion?

I mean, you asked me to help you write this story, so I'm pretty sure you did.

Well, writing introductions is hard!

I'm not gonna disagree with that statement.

See! You agree with it too!

Did I say I agree?

You very clearly implied it.

That doesn't mean I said it!

I don't want to start this up again. Can we just continue on with the story please?

Fine.

Anyways, my name's Micheal Mell!

And I'm Eric. Also known as Jeremy's old Squip.

So...

Wait, how do I explain the story?

I dunno. You were supposed to introduce it.

Well, I'm not good at explaining things!

I know. You constantly have ideas that you never are able to put into words, even in your head.

How do you know about that!?

I literally lived in your head, Mikey.

Don't call me Mikey.

Awe is little Mikey embarrassed?

Stop.

Poor, poor Mikey, it must suck being teased by a supercomputer.

cALL ME MIKEY ONE MORE TIME!

...

Go home, Alexander. That's an order from your commander.

nOT THE TIME!

Why not?

Because we're trying to write something here!

Right. I actually forgot about that.

So, how do we explain the story?

Hi, my name's Eric here with Micheal Mell, and we're going to tell you the story about how we met?

See, now if we weren't too busy arguing, we could've said that much quicker! Why did it take you so goddamn long to say that!?

Well, Daisy needed to make the chapter longer in anyway possible, so...

No breaking the fourth wall, damn it!

Sorry not sorry bout what I said!

I'm just trying to have some fu-

JUST SHUT UP!

...

...

S-sorry guys.

It's fine Mikey.

But I-

Shush.

But-

Micheal Mell, you are allowed to get angry, understand me?

(Also, last content warning! This story contains themes of depression, suicide/ suicidal thoughts and also homosexual relationships will be in this story! If you don't want to read either of these things, just skip the story. It's not that hard. That was your last content warning, now onto the story again!)

But, Eric-

Micheal Mell, being angry is perfectly alright.

But it's not though.

Yes it is!

Eric, it isn't. Not in our society anyway.

Well, F society then!

You can't just do that.

Doesn't mean I'm not gonna try.

You're too stubborn.

And stubbornness can be a good thing.

Still.

Micheal Mell, you're allowed to feel. In fact, feeling is a good thing!

Doesn't mean that I can't hate my emotions.

Come here Micha.

*the two hug and Michael starts to tear up*

What did I do to get you? You're always nice, you listen when I need you t-to and... And... I'm s-sorry for... for being so e-emotiona-a-al l-la-ate-e-ly... you d-don't de-eserve m-m-m

*Michael starts to break out in tears, unable to finish*

Mike, you're an awesome person. I've always been so glad I met you and was able to help you out when you really needed it. No matter what you say to yourself, I know that deep down you know you aren't worthless. You're as close to perfect achievable.

*silence fills the room*

C-can we stop recording.

Sure