This is was inspired by a Vine, which was inspired by The Office.

... You guys don't have to read it XD it's pretty stupid.
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Mexico stood in the front of the room next to France, who held a white paper board in front of him. All around the table, the girls sat quietly. San Marino and Texas were muttering and joking around with each other, while Saskatchewan and Malta laid their heads on Manitoba's shoulders in a comforting gesture. New South Wales and Guangdong sat extremely close together, giggling as they flicked coins, erasers, and folded paper footballs at Michigan's face, who sat alone, her eye twitching as each object hit her in the face.

"Alrightly, ladies and gentlemen." Mexico began after clearing his voice.

The girls looked around. "We're all girls, dude." Thaovy pointed out.

"Right, and that's exactly my point. Your boyfriends wanted me to talk to you about something very real for your sexuality." Mexico stated, ripping away a piece of paper off the board France held, revealing the word "RAPIST" in bold capital letters.

"We don't all have boyfriends." Sammi muttered, and Hope attempted to stifle a sob.

"And Juan, I think you mean sex, not sexuality." Jenna corrected.

"Exactly, Jenna-Benna. Rapists are people who steal your sex from you. And you know what is worst than a rapist?" Mexico inquired, looking around at the girls.

"Trump." Annalise muttered.

"Close. The one thing worse than a rapist is-" Mexico ripped away a sheet of paper above the word "RAPIST", which said "CHILD", thus combining the two so it said "CHILD RAPIST". He tapped the board. "Boom."

Some people didn't quite make the connection that they weren't separate statements.

"A child!" Shelby gasped. "I knew it. Those bastards disgust me."

"Shelby no." The girls muttered in sync.