Alfred was watching television, impatiently waiting for Shelby to get out of the shower and hang out with him rather than do homework.

He heard the shower turn off, then the door opened, and a second later he heard something heavy hit the floor, before Shelby's loud laughing emitted from the hall.

"DON'T COME DOWN THE HALL!" She managed to shout through her laughter. Still, America jumped up and took a few steps across the living room while Apollo raced down the hallway, barking.

"Are you okay?" America called in concern, tempted to go down the hall despite the fact that the brunette said not to.

"Yeah." She breathed, still laughing uncontrollably.

"Did you fall?"

More breathless giggling. "Yes."

"Are you naked?"

She was now gasping for air. "Yes."

Finally, he heard her pick herself up, still cackling, and her bedroom door closed. Apollo trotted back into the living room, his tongue lolling, and Alfred shook his head.

She really was Polish.

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This literally happened to me seven minutes ago. Not kidding. It was easily the most embarrassing yet hilarious thing I've ever done.

Don't worry, I managed to keep myself covered with a towel while falling (that's talent), but I slipped on the floor leaving the bathroom and walking across the hall to my room, and I literally fell flat on my stomach it was too funny.

My room was literally two steps away from the bathroom and I still managed to screw it up.