Ontario sat on his couch, watching with amazement as the Detroit Lions pulled out a win from the Vikings. He cheered, laughing as he picked up his phone and started messaging without thinking.

Lance, can you believe this? One second left! You're team seriously has issues with winning last second.

Only after he sent it, did he realize what he did. He and Michigan hadn't talked at all since their big fight.

Then, he could see that Michigan read his message. However, he didn't answer. Ontario, frustrated, continued.

It's Thanksgiving in America. Aren't you supposed to thank me for being your friend?

Read. No answer.

Lance, can you please stop being stop a daft idiot? I tried to apologize, but you freaking walked away!

Read. No answer.

COULD YOU STOP BEING SO IMMATURE AND ANSWER THE BLOODY PHONE, YOU FRANCOPHILE!

Read.

I'd appreciate it if you would just stop texting me. Take a hint, dude. We're not friends anymore.