"AMELIA!" The blonde's head shot up in surprise as Spencer ran into the room, his eyes wide with horror. "I'm pregnant."

Amelia choked. "What?"

Felka, who was sitting on the couch, smiled widely. "Omg congrats!"

Amelia shook her head. "You're not pregnant."

"Yes I am." Spencer nodded.

"No, you just read that pamphlet you took from the doctor's office." Amelia explained.

Felka bounced up and down happily. "I'm going to be an aunt!"

"You're not going to be an aunt!" Amelia snapped, looking in the Pole's direction.

Felka looked at her in horror. "Then who's going to teach them how to fight with swords?"

Spencer gasped. "Them? There's more than one?"

Felka gasped as well. "You're having more than one?"

"THEM IS A GENDER NEUTRAL TERM YOU MORONS." Amelia shouted. "Spencer is not pregnant!"

Spencer glared at her. "Oh yeah? Then how else do you explain my moodiness and nauseous?"

"Because you're sick, Spencer. That's why we were at the doctor's." Amelia stated.

Spencer paused. "Oh yeah."

Felka looked confused. "So... Spencer's not having a baby?"

Amelia looked at Felka in disbelief. "You know Spencer is a guy, right?"

Spencer crossed his arms defiantly. "Don't assume my gender."

Amelia buried her face in her hands. "Oh dear God."

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Inspired by an episode of Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, and Dawn, which I make a point not to watch but overheard while making breakfast.

Hope this entertained you.