"The second round has officially ended." England stated, reading over his notes as The Squirtles, H2Hoes, Slip n' Sluts, and Super Squirters stood in front of him. "Let's just get to it then. In the first bracket, we had H2Hoes, which consisted of Michigan, Seborga, Germany, and Romano, versus Slip n' Sluts, which consisted of New South Wales, Russia, Romania, and America. With 3 outs to H2Hoes' 1, Slip n' Sluts is eliminated. H2Hoes will move on to the final round."

"DAMNIT!" Dreamz and Alfred yelled at the same time. Romania looked to the sky, a single tear rolling down his cheek.

Ivan looked to his feet sadly. "I have failed to avenge my sunflower."

"In the second bracket, we had The Squirtles, consisting of Malta, Luxembourg, China, and Mexico, versus Super Squirters, which consisted of Guangdong, Poland, Iceland, and Norway. With 3 out to Super Squirters' 2, The Squirtles are eliminated. Super Squirters will move on to the final round."

"I can't believe I'm actually succeeding at something for the first time in my existence." Iceland muttered.

"The third and final round will begin in 2 hours. It will last 3 days, like the rest. Whoever survives this next round will be crowned winners of the Water Wars.

Shelby walked out of her work, taking her visor off and untying her apron.

Then, out from behind her car, Poland popped out and blasted Shelby with a stream of water, completely soaking her front side.

Shelby gasped, spitting water out her mouth. "Fuck you!" She hissed, not able to shout too loud while she was still in front of her work.

"Maybe you'll be able to forgive me one day!" Poland stated, hopping in Norway's awaiting car, and speeding off.

Iceland opened the door to his house as rapid knocks shook the outter glass door. He rolled his eyes when he saw it was Germany, Romano, and Seborga.

"Iceland, open the door!" Seborga urged, phone in his hand and recording.

"No. I'm not a moron." Emil muttered.

"Open the door, Iceland. We have an urgent message for you." Germany stated with a straight face.

Iceland raised a brow. He could plainly see the water guns Ludwig and Lovino held in their hands. "What kind of message?"

Lovino's eyes went wide with panic. "One of your freaking volcanoes is fucking exploding!"

Now, in the back of Emil's head, he knew this was a lie. However, the fact that Romano freaked out was enough to get Iceland to open the door a crack, moved to check and see what was going on. In that second of weakness, Romano shot Iceland.

"You guys really are so fucking gullible I swear!" Romano laughed, flipping Iceland off, before the H2Hoes began to make their way back to the car.

They didn't quite make it to safety before Seborga was hit with a water balloon. He shouted out in protest, all three turning angrily to see Emil recording from his door, and Norway slipping into the safety of his brother's house, imitating Romano and flipping his opponents off.