40 Things That Trigger Shelby's Aggressive Side (aka things America avoids)
hope_forever_18 did something similar, so credit to her.
1. Commenting on her thin eyebrows
2. Calling her short
3. Using her as an armrest
4. Attempting to pick her up without warning and without reason
5. Being racist, sexist, homophobic in any way
6. Insulting any religion
7. Saying the p word or the c word
8. Calling her a bitch
9. Telling her to act more lady like
10. Telling her she runs/throws/kicks/breathes/etc like a girl
11. Commenting on her physical appearance
12. Playing with her hair
13. Commenting on how much she's eating
14. Trying to take away food
15. Trying to feed her crappy Italian cuisine
16. Reminding her of politics
17. Asking her if she's a democrat or republican
18. Try and make her interact with people
19. Commenting on her soccer skills
20. Commenting on her running speed
21. Telling her Michelangelo isn't important to the team
22. Telling her Steven Universe is a show for children
23. Telling her she's acting like Arthur
24. Asking her why she always sings the national anthem when she's bored
25. Asking her to talk with her retainer in
26. Telling her a stupid Pole joke
27. Blaming her mistakes on her Polish ancestry
28. Telling her America is a horrible place to live
29. Telling her Michigan is a part of Canada
30. Telling her she sounds Canadian
31. Saying Detroit isn't pretty before seeing Downtown
32. Asking her to do a Michigan Left
33. Making fun of her lack of Pokemon
34. Commenting on her addiction to Chapstick and lotion
35. Telling her she has anger issues
36. Commenting on her compulsive habits such as rearranging the bed every 3 night, chewing on her nails, cracking her fingers/toes/neck/back, and shaving every other day
37. Telling her she should try being nicer to people
38. Comment on her lack of friends
39. Attempt to kiss her/put mouth anywhere near her skin
40. Tickle her/scare her when she's not excepting it
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