People love giving me "constructive criticism".
"I hate poem-y, and you are poem-y."
"Your works make me want to kill myself."
"Your current cover sucks."
"I can literly see your eyes through these glasses."
"I hate the fan fics you write, don't know why I'm following you."
"I literly asked for contestshipping, and you didn't give me conteshipping."
"I'm an accurate representation of all your fans."
"This is too unrealistic."
*throws slingy thing at me before kicking me* "Why?!"
"Imma keep kicking you."
*describes life*
"Retorted?! No retorted! Your retarted."
"Ship it?! Know one ships it?!"
"The screwiest of screwy!"
"Why does he was ask that as soon as he sits down?" Me: "They're at a café." Hater: "No café! Its dinner!".
"Why would he beam in delight? He hasn't even ordered?!"

Haha! I'm dying 😂!
That was the most I've laughed in a long time. Hope you got a laugh out of it too. (Try an guess who the hater his, cause this was comedy gold)

Most of the criticism is from my Burningleafshipping one shot.