"Hello everybody . . I heard it's game night. . . may I come in?"

"No"

Actor blinked, a little surprised, "uH . . . Why not?"

"Because I hate you and you're a dick" Dark was very blunt.

"Well that doesn't seem very family friendly" Actor mumbled.

"This whole NIGHT has not been family friendly. Not kindly get off the fucking property before I slide your face in the mud"

Actor feigned being hurt.

"Now hold on a moment, Dark" Mark came up behind him, " . . . We are playing truth or dare, after all. It's game night. A fun night for everyone. Maybe we should let him join in." Mark gave him a subtle wink.

Dark caught it but was still unsure.

Mark took over the conversation, "Actor, do you promise you'll behave tonight if we let you participate?"

"Of COURSE!" Actor smiled dramatically, "I'm not here to RUIN anything! I'm here to just have FUN!"

"You idea of fun is normally to ruin ours" Google piped up from the back.

Dark sighed but relented, knowing Mark wanted this and had something up his sleeve anyway.

"Fine. . . . . you can come in and play the game with us . . . but if I sense any funny business from you, you're out of here . . . with one less limb than what you arrived here with" Dark threatened.

Actor blinked, obviously not threatened by him, "Why thank you, Dark." he slid past the head ego like a little snake, "So where are we playing? Hello friends. . . nice to see you all again"

Dark shut the door and mumbled to Mark, "You're sure about this?"

Mark shrugged, "What's the harm? Plus if it lands on him, we get to dare him to do things or make him answer weird questions"

"Fair enough."

They all went back in the living room and sat on the floor around the bottle. No one WANTED to sit by Actor but Henrik and Eric found themselves beside him, a little uncomfortable.

EVERYONE was uncomfortable.

Anti stared at Actor, trying to get a read on him only to be shook out of his thoughts by Dark.

"Anti . . . I believe you were about to spin the bottle next?"

He nodded, "Right . . ."

He spun and it landed on Bing.

"You know the drill, android. Truth or Dare?"

"Truth, my dude"

Anti felt a smile creeping on his face, "Alright . . . . .Since you're an android. . . . and have human parts mixed with mechanical. . ..can you feel sexual desire or needs?"

Bing shrugged, "Well yeah, both Google AND I can."

Everyone was stunned at that.

"Wait" Chase broke in, "So . . you can get an erection?. . . and. . . . do things? How?"

Bing blinked at him, confused, "We're androids, Chase. . . . that means we're a perfect hybrid between robot and human. We both have some human organs and nerves, which also covers. . . the nerves in the lower regions"

"We just don't get turned on like you humans do as often because we're focused on our primary objectives" Google agreed.

"Oh"

Anti crossed his arms, a little irritated that the answer wasn't as cool or humiliating as he wanted.

Actor looked very bored already and rolled his eyes, 'Are these seriously the kinds of questions they ask in this stupid game?'

Bing spun the bottle next and it landed on Actor, funnily enough.

Everyone tensed. This was very soon and coincidental.

Bing scratched at his face, "Uh . . . truth or dare, man?"

Actor snorted, "Dare"

'I highly doubt any of them could dare me to do anything THAT weird'

Bing smirked, "You made a mistake"

Actor glared at him, "Why do you say that?"

"I dare you . . .to let Dark draw a temp tattoo of anything he wants with a sharpie on your face"

"What?" Actor obviously didn't understand the significance of this yet, "How is THAT humiliating?"

Dark already had a sharpie in hand and an evil grin on his face, "Oh . . . you'll see"

Dark came over to him and grabbed Actor's face.

Actor growled, "I've had make-up on before"

"Not like this, bitch"

It seemed that Dark was finally going to enjoy himself this evening.

The first thing he thought of to draw was a penis on his cheek. It was oddly hilarious seeing Dark crack up while he was drawing something to falic so realistically.

Anti bust out laughing as soon as he realized what it was and then everyone else started to laugh.

Actor was very confused.

When Dark was finished, he kissed his own two fingers, "Chef's kiss. It's done"

"Wait, what did you draw?"

"I'm not telling"

"What? Why not?"

"Because that's not a part of the dare. Spin the bottle"

Actor squinted his eyes at him and growled a little but spun the bottle. The laughter was already dying down a little and ceased when the bottle landed on Host.

"Truth or Dare, Host?"

"The Host thought about it for a moment and decided to go with Dare. He knew nothing could be more humiliating than what Dark drew on Actor's face"

"What did you draw on my face?!" Actor screeched at Dark who still refused to say.

"The Host waited for Actor to reveal his dare for him so he could just get his turn over and done with already"

"Alright, alright" Actor rolled his eyes but soon smirked, "I dare you to stop narrating everything until you are spun on again"

The Host went quiet, thinking.

But he knew there was a loophole.

The Host snarled his nose a little but didn't say anything. Instead, he spun the bottle since it was his turn now and it landed on Dark.

Dark was actually smiling now and cleared his throat, "I'll go with dare, Host"

He was curious as to how this was going to work but he surprised everyone when Host just started to use sign language. If he couldn't narrate with his mouth, he'd just talk in sign language, 'I dare you to switch bodies with Marvin until either you or Marvin are spun on again'

"Oh for fucks sake, that's just evil" Dark complained.

Marvin huffed, "I'm not gonna bitch and moan about it. At least you're dressed nice and have a LITTLE makeup on"

Anti looked closer at Dark, "Wait, you have makeup on?"

Dark pushed him away but sighed, "Fine, magician. Get it over with. The sooner this is done, the sooner we'll be back in our own bodies again"

Marvin agreed with him. He cast the spell and in seconds, they were switched!

Dark, in Marvin's body, groaned, "Ugh . . .. so many colors and jewelry. . . not my style at all"

Marvin, now in Dark's body, smiled wide which was very strange to see on his face, "I think it's fucking great"

"Quick, Marvin!" Anti yelled at him, "What's Dark's dick size?"

Dark, in Marvin's body, just glared at Anti, "You're so disgusting"

But Marvin listened to Anti and peeked in his pants.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Dark yelled at him.

Marvin, in Dark's body, just looked impressed, "Damn . . . . you know what? I have nothing negative to say about that. That is one fine dick"

Dark, in Marvin's body, just rolled his eyes but felt a little satisfaction from it, "Please stop looking at it"

Marvin, in Dark's body, just snickered but now they reached a conundrum, "So uh . . . who spins the bottle exactly?"

He had a point.

"I have a suggestion" Google pointed out, "Since Dark was next to go, his consciousness should be next. I propose that Dark, in Marvin's body, should spin the bottle"

"Fair point" Sean nodded, "Let's do that, yeah?"

Mark nodded, "Sounds right"

Marvin, in Dark's body, started to feel up Dark's muscles.

Dark, in Marvin's body, just shook his head at him and spun the bottle.

It lands on Jameson.

Dark asked him truth or dare and this time, Jameson decides to get risky, 'I choose dare' he signed.

Dark decided he'd get a little mischievous this time around, "I dare you to shave off half of your mustache."

Jameson shook his head aggressively, 'Never! Forget it! I pass!'

"You're using your pass?" Dark asked.

"Wait, we get a pass!?" Actor yelled at him, "Why didn't any of you bastards tell me that!?"

He was ignored.

Jameson crossed his arms. It was clear the mustache was NOT coming off.

"Alright, the next truth or dare you get now, you'll HAVE to do, just remember that" Dark was a little disappointed but respected his decision.

Jameson spun the bottle and it landed on Eric.

Eric was freaking out. Jameson gave weird truth or dares and he already used his one pass before.

"Uh . . . um . . ."

"Truth or dare, Eric?" Jameson asked him.

"Huh . . . .. Truth! I'll go with . . .I'll go with truth, please" it was the safest option.

Jameson gave an innocent smile, "What is your weirdest habit you do when you're alone?'

Everyone's thoughts went in the gutter immediately.

"Geez, James" Chase commented, "You okay, my dude? You really give out straight bangers, don't ya?"

Eric was blushing. He didn't WANT to talk about it but he couldn't skip this time.

He felt like he was going to have a heart attack.

He swallowed thickly but finally mumbled, "I uh . . .. hmmmm"

Anti muttered to Marvin in Dark's body, "Geez, is it really that dirty?"

"I hope so"

Anti leaned away from him. He didn't like that coming out of Dark's mouth.

"I . . . I like to dress up barbie and ken dolls!"

Everyone stared at him.

They all let that sit for a moment.

Wait so . . . .it wasn't anything dirty?

Well, yeah, they really should have all known better.

Marvin was disappointed but actually found it really sweet, "Aw! That's not a weird habit, sweetheart!"

"It's. . . . it's not?" Eric relaxed.

"It kind of is" Wilford muttered but was hit by Yandere.

"Ouchie!"

No one else seemed to think it was that weird, either. For Eric, that is. If it were Anti or Yandere or Yancy, they'd definitely get serial killer vibes from them but it wasn't. . . .it was just Eric.

And that was normal.

Eric breathed easy an spun the bottle.

It landed on King.

"T-truth or dare, King?"

King was grinning like an idiot, "Dare! I choose dare!" what did he have to fear from Eric?

"O-okay. . . then I dare you to . . . . uh . . ..stuff as many nuts in your mouth as you can! Like a squirrel!"

King lit up . . . he was BORN for this.

"YOU'RE ON! Marvin! get me a bunch of brazil nuts!"

Marvin was still in Dark's body, though, "Uh . . . can't. . . can't do that"

Dark, in Marvin's body hummed and tried to produce some magic, "Maybe I can try"

Marvin, in Dark's body rolled his eyes, checking out Dark's pathetically normal nails, "Don't even both. It takes years of practice and certain knowledge to summon any-"

But just like that. . .

Nuts.

A plethora of brazil nuts landed in King's lap.

"How. . ." Marvin was appalled, "HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?"

Dark, in Marvin's body shrugged, "I don't know . . . maybe I'm a natural?"

"Maybe you're just good with nuts" Anti commented.

Dark just glared at him.

King was already stuffing nuts in his mouth.

It didn't take long.

He managed to stuff in 3 pods before calling it quits. Brazil nuts weren't all that big but it was the pods that were huge at around 6 inches in diameter and contained 12-24 nuts inside of them.

"DON'T EAT THEM ALL, THOUGH!" Henrik yelled at him, sensing he was about to swallow, "You can get selenium poisoning! More than five nuts and you can have kidney failure!"

King spat them out, looking very worried.

Dr. Iplier just nodded, "He's right . .. . . unless you WANT to die?"

"What else can that mouth do though?!" Yancy laughed only to get hit by Illinois.

But now it was King's turn to spin the bottle and it landed on Stan.

"Truth or Dare?"

Stan thought about it, drumming his fingers along his fanny pack, "Hm . . uh . . I'll do with Dare! Yeah dare's good

King felt a little evil in this moment, "I dare you to not drink any more water for the rest of the evening. Only OTHER liquids except for water or your pee"

"Dammit"

Everyone was glad that King covered that loophole.

"Well alright . . . I guess it can't be THAT hard, right?"

Famous last words.

"Say, what's that one drink that everyone says might as well be water?" he asked.

"La Croix?" Chase provides, "Think I saw some in the kitchen."

Dark, in Marvin's body, snaps his fingers and a can of La Croix appears in front of Stan.

Marvin, in Dark's body, was getting more furious by the second, "Are you fucking kidding me? You're a fucking jackass"

"You expect someone NOT to try magic if they were stuck in your body!?" Dark argued.

Marvin didn't have a comeback for that but stuck out his tongue . . . . which was very odd to see on Dark's body.

Stan opened up the La Croix and drank a sip . . .

Before severely gagging and coughing, crying at what he had done, "Oh my GOD! Oh NO! I've made a terrible mistake! PASS! I PASS! PASS!"

"It's too late, man" Bing chuckled, "You had to pass BEFORE you accepted doing the truth or dare. You're stuck now"

"DANG FLABBIT!"

Stan then furiously spun the bottle.

It landed on Mark.

Mark scratched at his beard, "Eh . . . I'll go with dare"

"Well alrighty then . . ." Stan was just trying to calm himself from the huge mistake he made, "I uh . . .Okay, I dare you to keep three ice cubes in your mouth until they all melt"

Who expected anything else from Stan the WATER man?

"Okay!" Mark grinned as the ice cube tray appeared in his lap.

"I'm getting the hang of this" Dark, in Marvin's body said, still fooling around with the magic.

"QUIT IT!" Marvin yelled at him.

Mark just stuffed the ice cubes in his mouth, looking very uncomfortable feeling the stark cold on his tongue.

Sean snickered at him, "It cold?"

"M-hmm" Mark nodded.

"Does it hurt?"

"N-mmm" he shook his head.

"What?" Sean grinned, "I can't hear you"

Mark flipped him off and spun the bottle.

It landed on Actor again.

"Mmm m nnnnn?"

Actor's eye twitched but he got the gist, "I'm picking truth this time. Not getting anything drawn on me again"

Mark nodded and looked over at Stan, pointing at his mouth. It was an obvious question and Stan thought about it.

"I'll allow it"

Mark spat out the ice cubes which were already melting, "What is your secret fetish?" he quickly popped the cubes back in his mouth.

Actor looked offended. How DARE he ask such a personal question!

But then again, a lot of people here tonight were getting asked worse questions.

He rolled his eyes, "Well . . there's a LOT of fetishes in the world but I suppose I prefer a more common route. . . . roleplay"

No one was surprised.

Anti just rolled his eyes, "That's so fucking predictable"

"It is not!"

"Yes it is!" Anti argued back, " You're a fucking actor! Of course your fetish is fucking roleplay! Stupid bitch! Shut up and spin the bottle!"

Dark, still in Marvin's body, pat Anti's shoulder, "Easy there. Need something to relax?"

He summoned a cup of hot chamomile tea.

Marvin, in Dark's body was seething, "How are you so fucking good at that stuff already?!"

Dark just shrugged and summoned himself a mug of hot cocoa, "Cry about it"

Actor spun the bottle, taking his turn only for it to land on Wilford.

Wilford wiggled, all ready to play. He had been waiting for his turn again so patiently. With so many people playing at once, it was hard for him to sit still.

"OOOo!OOO! OOO! Truth! I pick truthies!"

Actor glared but no one took that look seriously with a penis still drawn on his cheek.

"Why did you REALLY sleep with my wife all those years ago?"

Wilford suddenly halted and things got serious.

Wilford shrugged, remembering that night Actor 'died' and seeing Celine again and everything before that.

He huffed, looking irritated, himself, "Because I was angry with you at the time for not giving her the attention she deserved. . . . you forgot your wife and all your friends along the way to fame and you didn't deserve the good things you had"

Everyone was stunned into silence.

No one expected that from Wilford but if anyone could get him to be that serious, it was Actor.

Wilford calmly spun the bottle and it landed on Dr. Iplier, "OoooO! Goody gumdrops!" his mood spun around like a disco ball, "Say. . . truth or dare, Doc!?"

He didn't trust a dare from Wilford, "Truth"

Wilford laughed, "Have you ever. . . . broken the law, oh good doctor!? And if so . . how?" he fooled around with his mustache.

Dr. Iplier coughed a little, trying to avoid eye contact with Henrik, "Uh . . . yeah. I stole morphine from the hospital."

Henrik snorts, "And you were getting on ME with sleeping with a patient"

"Because that's kind of worse"

"No, it's not"

"It kind of is"

"Ladies, please" Marvin, in Dark's body stopped them, "You're BOTH awful. Can we move on?"

Dr. Iplier agrees and quickly spins the bottle, making it land on Edgar.

"Dare, sonny!"

"We're the same age"

"And?"

Dr. Iplier thought of an idea, "I dare you to do the cinnamon challenge"

"What's that?"

Dark, in Marvin's body, summoned a container of cinnamon and a spoon.

"STOP IT!!" Marvin, in Dark's body, screeched, "YOU DON'T NEED TO USE MAGIC FOR EVERYTHING!"

"Remember that for later" Jackie muttered.

Dr. Iplier nodded to the spoon and cinnamon, "Scoop out a spoonful of cinnamon and try and eat it all at once. Just don't inhale at the same time or it could get in your lungs and really hurt you"

"Why you making me do something that could kill me!?"

"I'm a doctor, it's fine"

"I don't think it is" Edgar argued.

"Do you pass then, or?"

"Well no, I ain't no bitch"

Edgar spooned out some cinnamon and before he could chicken out, he put it all in his mouth.

The effect was immediate and he coughed it out, sputtering. He didn't inhale but he felt himself choking a little.

"dANG nabbit! That's like fire dust going through me! Hope it doesn't burn my ass later, too!"

Some of the egos laughed but they had all seen this challenge before.

His face now sort of covered in cinnamon, Edgar spins the bottle.

And he lands on Dark in Marvin's body.

"FUCKING FINALLY!" Marvin, in Dark's body exclaimed, "Well go ahead, Dark! Switch us back!"

"How do I do that?"

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!"

Dark just snickered, though, "I'm only teasing."

He snapped his fingers and just like that, they were finally back in their own bodies again.

Marvin hugged himself, "Oh, I'll never take you for granted again"

Dark rolled his eyes but looked sort of sad, "It was fun while it lasted. He turned to Edgar, "Truth, Edgar. I'm not about to do another dare for a while after that"

Edgar nodded, "Alrighty then . . . .I got one fer ya. . . .Ya might try and kill me fer it, though."

"Go ahead, Ed" Dark encouraged him, "I won't kill you. I still have a pass if I want to use it, anyway"

"Okay then, good. . . .. when Damien was alive. . . . . did he ever have a crush on Actor at any point in time?"

Dark blushed a little.

Actor blushed a little, too, but everyone was looking at Dark, wanting to hear an answer.

"I uh . . . ."

"I only ask" Edgar continued, "Because Damien and Celine were twins, right? So was there attraction involving Damien, too?"

"I mean . . . ." Dark tried to think it out. He had a lot of Damien and Celine's memories so it was hard to discern between the two sometimes but there were some feelings that stuck out from all the rest, "I think . . . .Damien DID have feelings towards Actor . . . . .a long time ago but they were diminished after his vengeance over Celine, killing both her and him, turning them into . . .. . me. I'm not sure on what feelings Damien had. . . it was complicated, I suppose . . . but they're gone now, either way"

He didn't know why but Actor's heart sort of hurt at that.

Dark spun the bottle and it landed on Anti, "Truth or dare?"

"Dare. Of course"

"Of course. . . I dare you to give a compliment to each of the Septics. . . INCLUDING .. . Sean"

Anti rolled his eyes, "Really, that's not that bad. If you dared me to hug all of them , THEN we'd have a problem. I'd kill you for that. But this I can do."

Anti cracked his back and cleared his throat like he was getting ready to share an essay.

"Chase, you're actually a good father. Jackie, you're actually pretty cool sometimes and there's some moves of yours I wanna steal. Henrik, you're really smart. Jameson, I've literally never had anything bad to say about you EVER. Marvin, your magic is cool and you rock your makeup and Sean . . . . you give pretty good hugs"

He hated saying the last one but it was out there now.

All the Septics actually looked really genuinely happy about what Anti had to say about them.

"Aw" Chase was tearing up, "I love you, too Anti!"

"What? I never said-"

"Yeah, man, we love you too" Jackie joined in if only to screw with him a little.

"I never said I loved you!"

"You meant it, though" Marvin winked.

"Oh for fucks sake. You assholes are unbelievable" Anti spun the bottle and it landed on Yandere.

"Truth or dare, Yan?" he sighed.

Yandere had a crazed look in their eyes, ready for this moment, "DARE"

Anti just smirked, "I dare you to send a sext to your senpai"

"We're not READY for that!!" they argued.

"Too bad."

Yan thought about passing but then again . . . they REALLY actually wanted to do it.

They bit their lip and got their phone out, texting furiously.

It was like they were texting a book or something.

But finally, they were done and they smiled like the little horny weirdo they were.

They clicked send.

But no one expected what happened next.

Jackie's phone went off with a little buzz.

Everyone stared at him.

He refused to pull it out.

Yandere smirked deviously.

"Uh . . . ." Bing chuckled a little, "You gonna get that, dude?"

Jackie looked around, worried, "N-no . . . . why should I? We're all playing a game together, right? It'd be rude to be on my phone. Besides, it's probably just a news alert. I get those a lot"

"$50 says that's a fucking lie" Bim bet.

"I. . . I really don't WANNA look at it" Jackie admitted.

"Look at it, Jackie" Yandere demanded, grinning.

"No thanks" Jackie started to sweat a little.

Marvin snapped his fingers, kidnapping Jackie's phone from his pocket.

Marvin burst out, laughing, "HAHAHAHAHAAHAH! OH MY GOD!"

"GIVE IT BACK!" Jackie tried to lunge at him but Marvin teleported on the other side of the room, "Oh this shit is GOOD! Yan, you should write one of those horny books! I'd read it!"

"Why thank you" Yandere winked, still grinning deviously, getting pleasure from Jackie's embarrassment.

Jackie tried to grab Marvin again but failed.

"I wanna read it!" Anti complained.

Marvin threw him the phone.

Anti caught it and glitched up on the ceiling, hanging from the chandelier, "What the FUCK!?Aw this is GOLD!. . . . .. Hey why's there previous messages from you and Yan on here?"

Jackie jumped and snagged his phone out of Anti's hands, blushing redder than his suit, "OKAY! WE'RE DONE NOW! OKAY?! WE'RE DONE! STOP!"

No one took his anger seriously, though and they were all still laughing at the situation.

Jackie rubbed his head and groaned, "Can we take another break? Geez, this is ridiculous."

No one had anything to say against that.

Dark nodded, "Fine then. Another break it is. Everyone meet back here in ten minutes"

Yandere stuck their tongue out at Jackie, "Relax, hero. It was just a joke."

"For a joke, there was a lot of detail in that text, Yan" Jackie rolled his eyes but he wasn't too angry at them. He knew they were just kidding around.

Just because Yan thought of him as their senpai didn't mean they wanted to be romantic or sexual with him.

Anti stretched with a yawn and leaned on Dark's arm, "Man, what a night. I'm almost getting tired"

"Probably from the tea" Dark mumbled but didn't move away from Anti.

Actor glared at the interaction. He was furious. One, the night wasn't going as he planned or thought it would and two. . . .

Now he was just wishing Dark would give HIM more attention.

Dark WAS Actor's villain, after all.

.. . . .

He WAS a part of Damien and Celine . . . .

Actor got up, excusing himself to go to the bathroom.

"WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A PENIS ON MY FACE, DARK!!?!??!"