T/D Daddy







Dark made his way to the bathroom to get a little break from everyone else. He could feel himself ripping apart at the seams and he needed a little time to collect himself.

What he didn't know, was that Actor had secretly followed him and was waiting outside the door.

Than again, Actor never was one for patience.

He slammed the door open and quickly slid inside.

Dark gaped at him, face blushing beet red, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? I COULD HAVE BEEN GOING TO THE BATHROOM!"

Actor shut the door again and shrugged, "Well, you weren't"

"THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE! I COULD HAVE HAD MY DICK OUT, YOU NUTCASE!"

Actor raised a brow at him, "If you're Celine AND Damien, do you have BOTH?"

Dark looked like he wanted to drown him in the toilet, "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN HERE?!"

Actor crossed his arms and just looked at Dark judgingly, "Why wouldn't you hug me?"

Dark looked like he'd have an aneurism and his eye twitched.

He took a LONG deep breath along with a long pause, ". . . . ..You're a asshole"

"That's not an answer"

"Trust me. It is"

"I'm not THAT bad! Name one bad thing I've done lately!"

"I can name several! You-"

"Hold on. I take that back. Let's narrow it down. One bad thing I've done to you personally in the last. . . month"

Dark clenched his fists, "Grr. . . . ..  You sent me a box subscription to a porn magazine for women plus roses with spiders in them and the chocolates with the dead mealworms inside!"

"You ate the chocolates?"

"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"

"Technically, those weren't for you, though. Those were all for Celine"

"YOU'RE A FUCKING SOCIOPATH!"

"Hey, easy, easy there! Look, I know I've been . . . challenging lately."

"That is NOT the word for it"

"However" Actor continued, "I came here for a reason tonight, Dark"

Dark narrowed his eyes on him, very distrustful. Actor DID lock them in the bathroom together, after all.

Actor rubbed the back of his head, "I heard about the family get togethers. . .. these game nights you all do. . . .I uh . . . I guess I just found myself. . . .upset that I'm never invited. At first I came to try and ruin it, you all were right but. . . . . . .well with what you said earlier . . ..  and other stuff. . . ." he started to blush, "It hurt knowing that I was so hated. I know I deserve it. I lash out get mean . .  but nights like these. . . . it hasn't been so bad, really. I miss nights like these Damien and I used to share. Remember? Me, Damien, Celine and Wilford would all play games together sometimes as kids-"

Dark sighed, "We were never really kids, Actor. Those backstories were made up, remember?"

Actor took a step forward, " . . . . . They were real to me"

Dark took a step back, "You CANNOT expect all the hate between us and everything you did to me and my family to disappear in half a night just because of one shit little apology, Actor"

"I don't expect that" Actor cleared his throat, "But maybe this is where things can start to change?"

Dark still didn't trust him.

But he knew that Actor needed the opportunity for Dark to not trust him again first.

He sighed, "Fine. . ..  whatever. I don't believe you but sure. But stop sending me weird shit.. . . and let me out of the bathroom already before I throw you through the door."

Actor stepped aside to let Dark through, "Alright, alright. Thank you, Dark. I appreciate the second chance"

"More like millionth" Dark was walking by him but Actor tricked him once more and suddenly wrapped his arms around him in a very awkward one-sided hug.

Dark growled, "GET. . . OFF. . .OF ME"

Actor whispered in his ear, "You know you like it, Damien"

Dark blushed a little but before anything else could be said or done, Actor let him go.

Actor shut the door to keep himself inside and Dark did NOT want to know what he was doing in there.

Instead, Dark quickly made his way back to the living room where most everyone was waiting to continue their game.

Dark shuddered and sat next to Anti.

Anti recognized something was different and stared at him, "What's up with you?"

Dark shook his head, " . ..  Just Actor being weird and creepy as always" He muttered to him so only he could hear, "He locked me in the bathroom with him and basically begged for us to start over again or whatever"

"What? Is he insane?" Funny coming from one of the most insane people in the room.

Dark scoffed, "Well, yeah. All Iplier egos are to some degree"

"I guess you have a point there" Anti acknowledged, "Did you agree then or not?"

Dark shrugged, "For now. It's not the first time he's tried to trick me, though. I won't be fooled again"

Anti didn't continue the conversation. He knew what that meant.

After a few more minutes, Actor returned as well and they were all ready to start the game again.

It was Dark's turn to spin the bottle and it just so happened to land right on Wilford.

Wilford was tapping his chin, looking to be really thinking hard on something.

"Uh . .. William?"

Wilford blinked and looked back at him, "Yes?"

"Truth or Dare?"

"OH! Sorry, I was thinking about butterflies again. Truth, buddy!"

Dark gave a small sigh, "Okay. . . .If you could be invisible for one day, what is the first thing you'd do?"

"Rob a bank"

"I . . . Honestly, I should have known that one"

Wilford spun the bottle, "Weeeeeee!"

It landed on Anti, who was silently praying. There was no predicting what Wilford could ask or have him do. But he's already had to suffer through telling his brothers hidden feelings and not to mention he's had to hug Sean and let him sit in his lap. There couldn't be anything worse than that.

He wasn't no bitch.

"Dare"

"Hm. . . . I dare you . . . .." Wilford was digging at something in his ear before flicking it off towards Marvin who nearly vomited.

"To call everyone 'daddy' at the end of every conversation who have with anyone until the next break"

Anti saw red, "I'm gonna fucking kill you"

Wilford looked at him expectantly.

Dark mumbled to him, "You can always pass"

Anti's eye twitched.

"No. . . . This isn't the most embarrassing thing I've ever done. . . ."

Marvin gave him an incredulous look, "It's not?"

Wilford grinned deviously.

Anti cringed, "Daddy"

Wilford started giggling like an idiot.

"Oh my god"

Wilford cleared his throat.

"I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to myself!"

Wilford crossed his arms, looking like he won.

Anti snarled at the little trick, "Goddammit! Daddy! There! Ya happy, daddy!!?"

Mark was practically choking on his own saliva. Dark just felt pity for him. Nobody except for Wilford was REALLY enjoying this dare but a lot of them did find it hilarious.

Wilford just nodded, "You may spin the bottle, sonny boy"

Anti growled but spun the bottle, ignoring everyone trying not to lose their minds laughing.

It landed on Bing.

The fucking android chose to remain quiet, waiting on Anti.

Anti swallowed, "You fucking asshole. . .. Truth or dare. . . . . daddy"

Bing snorted, "Oh, I'm going Dare, baby"

"I dare you to give me your sunglasses. . . daddy"

Bing was torn. He knew that evil look in Anti's eyes anywhere. He didn't want to use his pass but he also loved his sunglasses.

"Why?"

"Don't worry about it. . daddy"

"Hm. . . you know what? I don't like the look your giving me. I'm using my pass. I like these things too much to let you do whatever the hell you're planning. Plus, they're smart glasses so I can see stuff on it like a screen. They're expensive"

"You're using your pass?" Dark needed confirmation.

Bing sighed, "Yeah" he gave Anti a distrustful look under the glasses.

"Hhehehehe" Anti giggled like a menace, "I was gonna snap 'em in half, daddy"

Bing didn't like how Anti said that now. He blinked and just spun the bottle.

It landed on Dr. Iplier but the doctor wasn't going to be ignorant, "Truth"

It was Bing's turn to laugh, "Hah, you think you're safe, dude. What's the weirdest thing you have in your bedroom?"

"Shit" the doctor cursed.

Henrik glanced at his colleague, "Edward? I'm concerned."

"Hm. . Hold on, I have to think about this. Sometimes I bring work home with me"

"Including zhe drugs, apparently"

"Oh hush. Better than bringing home the patients"

"Vhatever"

"I still wanna know if we know them" Marvin mumbled to himself.

Edward snapped his fingers, "Okay, got it. I have some menstrual cups I bought from Amazon"

They all stared at him.

Mark blinked, "What?"

"They're silicone cups women can put inside of them during their period to catch the blood" Dark answered.

Everyone now stared at Dark.

He looked uncomfortable, "What?"

Jackie stared at him suspiciously, "How do you know that?"

Actor rolled his eyes, "He's part Celine, remember? Of course he'd know"

"I know what they are, too!" Yan huffed.

"Stacey used 'em one time" Chase sighed, "They were gross"

"Can you drink out of it?"

Everyone stared at Stan now.

Stan blushed and suddenly realized what he said, "I MEANT WATER! YOU NASTY SILLY BILLIES! GET YER HEADS OUT OF THE GUTTER!"

Yancy licked his lips, "I mean I've drank toilet wine. Can't be that bad"

"I've drank pee" Mark acted like that was something to be proud of, "Top that"

"Doc, please spin the fucking bottle" Even Edgar wanted no part of this conversation.

"Oh, right. Sorry", Dr. Iplier spun it and it landed on Chase.

"Truth or dare, Mr. Brody?"

Chase leaned back on his arm, thinking about it, "Huh, god. . . . I'll go with dare. Sure, why not?"

"Okay" Dr. Iplier scratched at his scruff, "Hm. . . I dare you to . . . . . .do twenty squats. I'm sure Jackie will count them for you"

"Aw come on! Exercise!?" Chase whined, "This is bullshit! You know I got a dad-bod, man!"

"Do the dare or pass"

"No, I'll do it" he grumbled but picked himself up, "Not gonna lie, this might take a bit"

Jackie watched him.

Chase squated down but came right back up and Jackie shook his head, "Nuh-uh, that's not how you do them, bro"

Chase glared at him, "Dude, what? Yes, it is! I did one!"

"No, here, this is how you do them"

Jackie did one for example and stayed down for a few moments before SLOWLY standing back up, "Gotta go slower or else you're not burning the calories"

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT CALORIES RIGHT NOW! IT'S JUST DARE, MAN!"

Dr. Iplier snort, "Hey, I'd listen to the expert"

"Shut up!"

Chase was pissed now but tried to do them as Jackie instructed. On his third one, he was already winded.

"Oh, fuck, I think I'm gonna die"

"You want help with that?" Anti laughed, only to realize his mistake. He cringed, ". . .Daddy?"

Chase snorted, trying not to crack up, "It's okay. I'm used to being called daddy in more than one way."

Anti had a rebuttal but chose not to say it to save himself the embarrassment.

Dark noticed Anti was a lot quieter since Wilford had given him that dare. He knew it was really bothering him.

Dark decided to egg him on, "What's the matter, Anti? Got nothing to say?"

Anti glared at him. He knew if he spoke to Dark, he'd have to do the unthinkable.

He REALLY didn't want to do it.

Anti just turned away from him.

Marvin giggled, seeing what Dark was trying to do, "Aw, come on, Anti. You shouldn't ignore Dark like that. That's kind of rude, don't you think?"

Anti flipped him off.

Illinois flicked his hat up on his head, "You can call ME daddy anyday, sweetheart" he winked at Anti.

Anti blushed but his eyes told everyone he was obviously uncomfortable with that statement.

Dark continued to stare at Anti, quite enjoying making him squirm, "Anti, what's wrong? I thought we were friends?

Anti still wouldn't budge.

Dark was in a playful mood so he decided to take things ever further to annoy Anti and pat his knee in an almost creepy manner.

Anti snarled at him but he couldn't tell Dark he didn't like the contact.

Dark smiled, "You know, I always thought Jackie was far more superior to you-"

Anti suddenly launched himself onto Dark and the two were wrestling in the middle of the living room. Dark was laughing, having a good time but it was obvious Anti was trying to maim him.

Chase was finally finished with his squats and was laying on his back on the floor, out of breathe.

Actor was mildly jealous of Anti and Dark's friendship but didn't say anything.

Dark continued to laugh as Anti was on top of him, his hands around his throat.

"Hahah! Marvin's stronger than you, too." he wheezed out but he knew he wasn't in any real danger.

"OH FUCK YOU!" Anti screamed at him.

Dark smirked expectantly.

Anti blinked and cursed under his breathe.

Dark snickered, "Come on. . . you know the dare. Gotta do it"

"Fuck you" Anti spat at him again, ". . . daddy"

"I know you want to but I'm just not in the mood" Dark teased even further.

"You're an asshole"

"Yes?"

". . . . daddy"

"Thank you"

"I fucking hate you" Anti climbed off of him and crossed his arms, pouting, "daddy"

Dark sat back up but he already had his fun, "Aw, it's okay. I know you really love me . . . baby"

Mark and Sean were NOT okay with the conversation and could feel their skin crawling.

Chase groaned and was finally better after stealing one of Stan's La Croix that he was being forced to drink instead of water.

"Okay. . . . I'm spinning"

"The bottle?" Henrik asked.

"That too"

He spun the bottle and it landed on Yandere, "Cool. Truth or dare, Yan?"

"I'll pick truth this time"

"What's the weirdest place you've hooked up with someone?"

"Ooo, that's a saucy one" Yan blushed with a little smirk on their face, "I gotta say, a bathroom in a patient's room in the hospital"

There was a pause.

Yandere gasped, "NO, NO, NO! IT WASN'T WITH HENRIK! DON'T GET ANY GROSS IDEAS!"

Eric gaped at them, "You did the nasty?!"

"I think we did" Yandere wondered to themselves.

"What do you mean by that?" Bim asked.

The Jims had their equipment on standby.

"I'm . . I'm not saying anything more. I said my truth!"

Everyone was kind of eyeing Jackie now but he effectively ignored them all.

Yandere spun the bottle and it landed on Marvin.

"Fuck it. I choose truth"

Yandere hummed, "Okay. . . .actually the last question was so good, I'm gonna use it, too. What's the weirdest place YOU'VE hooked up with someone, Marvin?"

Marvin giggled, obviously not thrown off by their question at all, "Oh, that's a tough one! There was that one time in the McDonalds parking lot in a car. But then there was also that one time in Anti's closet . . not with Anti. That's just gross"

Anti gaped at him, "You did what!? When the fuck was this!?"

He heard a small grunt.

Anti sighed and cringed again, ". . .daddy?"

Marvin snickered, "Don't worry about it . . . oh! I know! I think the weirdest place has gotta be in a cemetery at night."

Illinois was curious, "With who?"

". . . someone. . .. alive. That's all I'll say"

Anti was still disgusted with Marvin's previous confession.

Marvin spun the bottle.

It landed on Henrik.

"Truth"

Marvin grinned, "Alright. . . . what patient did you sleep with?"

Henrik shook his head, "Still not telling. Pass"

"Goddammit"

Everyone sort of felt that mood. Will they ever find out?

Henrik smirked to himself and spun the bottle and it landed on King.

King already knew what he wanted, "I'll pick truth"

"A lot of truths in a row, I see" Henrik hummed to himself, "Very well. . . .Who would you save first? A squirrel. . . or-"

"Squirrel"

Henrik blinked, "I didn't even finish my question?"

King shook his head, "Doesn't matter"

"Vhat if I had said Eric?"

King looked over to Eric, "Sorry, Eric"

Eric looked back to Henrik and shrugged, "I mean . . . I sort of saw that one coming, myself"

King nodded, "Whelp." he reached over and spun the bottle.

It landed on Anti.

Anti grumbled but he knew what he had to do, "Dare. . . . daddy"

There REALLY wasn't anything more embarrassing any of them could make him do tonight.

And especially not King.

He was wrong.

"I dare you to sit in Dark's lap"

Anti slapped his knees and stood up, "Okay, that's it. Pass. . . . I'm finally using my pass. . .. and fuck you all. I'm taking a fucking break" he flipped off Wilford and walked out of the room mumbling to himself, "Not calling anyone else daddy tonight. . . motherfuckers"

"You know what, I don't blame him" Dark shrugged.

"You were the one egging him on to CALL you daddy!" Mark called him out.

"I was bored. It's fun to mess with him"

Sean held his head in his hands, "What do you think? A few more games and call it a night?"

"Whatever you wanna do" Mark answered him, "It's whenever you guys wanna leave or if you wanna just spend the night here."

Chase gasped, "Ooo! Can we just spend the night?"

"I don't know"

Jameson signed, 'Marvin's probably too tired to teleport us all home with all the magic he's used tonight'

Marvin pointed at Jameson, "You know what, he's got a great point"

"I don't care vhat we do, honestly" Henrik mumbled, "But we can't continue the game anyway until Anti comes back"

"What time is it?" Jackie asked.

"Ten thirty two and forty three seconds" Wilford answered, "Forty four. . . . forty five . .. forty-"

"How did you know that off the top of your head, Wil?" Magnum asked.

Wilford grinned, "Time and I have a thing . . . if you know what a mean. . . wink wink wonk"

Nobody knew what that meant.

There was a pause around the room.

Dark pat his own knee, "I'm gonna go see where Anti went and apologize. Be right back. . . unless he kills me"

Sean cracked up a little, "Yeah, good luck not dying"

Dark walked out of the room in search of the angry glitch.

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