SwordclawTheSkywing

Asimo - *snuffles nose into the mailbox* hm... Sword Claw...?

Travis - Ah, yes, the Blue guy.

Jan - uh oh... nothing for me i hope...

Travis - Well, maybe. What's it say?

Asimo - Either care for a Yveltal, or make Cluj blush...

Jan 2 - Easy! Watch!

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Cluj - *tending the garden with Krakow*

Jan 2 - *poke the Cluj butt*

Cluj - Yip!! *intense blush* wh-what?

Jan 2 - Mission accomplished!

Cluj - oh...

Yena - *drops on him*

Cluj - aaaaaaAAAAAAA

Yena - AAAAAAAAAAAA

Proto - Shut up! I'm trying to eat!

Jan 2 - When aren't you trying to eat?

Proto - Never. I have to eat three portions of everything, plus snaccs

Cluj - uh, why?

Proto - Confidential! It's, uh, confidential...

Lagos - *comes out* Sup?

Yena - What are all you little creatures doing here?

Lagos - We, uh... live here...

Proto - WHO YOU CALLIN LITTLE? *grows to 69 feet and t-poses over Yena*

Yena - *visible confusion, shudder*

Abuja - hi

Yena - Hecc! Why are you so big?!

Abuja - It would be hard for us to take care of you if we were all smol

Jan 2 - Ah, wait, does that mean I get to...? *grows also to 69 feet*

Yena - O\\\~///O...

Jan - ridiculous... *grow to 20 feet*

Dresden - Asimo said I should come ouWhat the hecc?!

Jan 2 - We were dared to "take care" of her!

Dresden - "Take care?"

Jan - To be honest, I don't know what it means. I'm only a deity on this side of the Fourth Wall.

Yena - you what

Jan - Yes, Tremble before me, Yena, for I am the true deity of this dimension. Twas I who rebuked Arceus to his face, and twill be I who decides your fate

Yena - *whimper*

Jan - Don't worry tho, I'm quite nice! *cough* most of the time *cough*

Yena - O\\\^///O...

*and then they fed the shiny Yveltal some delicious Michigan Vernors Gingerale and sent her back home*

Jan 2 - Aw... ask more questions plz!