D1Q0 - One Shall Fall
Asimo - From the blue guy!
Travis - Oh?
Jan - What is it?
Jan 2 - *tailwag tailwag*
Asimo - For Krakow, Tokyo and Jan... Aw, they only have to do seven days? I had to do a month!
Jan - A month of what?
Asimo - Veganism... wait, didn't I say at the beginning that feeding Leafeons plants was forbidden? And isn't this the second try he's had now?
Krakow - I will overcome this barbaric time...
Tokyo - *nuzzle him*
Krakow - UwU...
Warsaw - [how he can even call himself Polski...]
Jan - Anyway... what about Jan 2?
Jan 2 - I-I'm separate! *runs away to eat many sausages*
Jan - Oh well. Guess I'll eat a salad.
Tokyo - I don't think I really need to change my diet of pure sugar...
Jan - ...Sylveons amaze me more each day. Okay, uh... Krakow?
Krakow - I will eat nothing.
Jan - You mean you're gonna go to the Nothing Store, or...?
Krakow - I mean I shall ingest nothing of sustenance through my mouth except air until the week is over. Also, I will spend the entirety of it sleeping in sunlight. If anyone disturbs me, they will die.
Jan - ...fun.
*and so Krakow slept, Tokyo did nothing different, and Jan ate salads. At the end...*
Krakow - *wakes* *yawn* How'd it go?
Jan - i want to eat all of you.
Tokyo - o~o...
Travis - Huh... apparently some sugar is made with something called "bone char," which isn't vegan... and Tokyo's sugar so happens to match up with one of the companies that does that...
Jan - you mean we could have stopped a WEEK ago?!
Travis - *whimper*
Krakow - *gives her a random steak*
Jan - *happily nom*
Tokyo - Guess I have to deliver the embarrassment. When I evolved, I had been shooting for an Umbreon, but I forgot I knew Charm...
Jan - That's... that's it?
Tokyo - That's my most embarrassing secret. He said we only had to deliver one.
Jan - -~-...
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