D1Q0 - One Shall Fall

SwordclawTheSkywing

Asimo - From the blue guy!

Travis - Oh?

Jan - What is it?

Jan 2 - *tailwag tailwag*

Asimo - For Krakow, Tokyo and Jan... Aw, they only have to do seven days? I had to do a month!

Jan - A month of what?

Asimo - Veganism... wait, didn't I say at the beginning that feeding Leafeons plants was forbidden? And isn't this the second try he's had now?

Krakow - I will overcome this barbaric time...

Tokyo - *nuzzle him*

Krakow - UwU...

Warsaw - [how he can even call himself Polski...]

Jan - Anyway... what about Jan 2?

Jan 2 - I-I'm separate! *runs away to eat many sausages*

Jan - Oh well. Guess I'll eat a salad.

Tokyo - I don't think I really need to change my diet of pure sugar...

Jan - ...Sylveons amaze me more each day. Okay, uh... Krakow?

Krakow - I will eat nothing.

Jan - You mean you're gonna go to the Nothing Store, or...?

Krakow - I mean I shall ingest nothing of sustenance through my mouth except air until the week is over. Also, I will spend the entirety of it sleeping in sunlight. If anyone disturbs me, they will die.

Jan - ...fun.

*and so Krakow slept, Tokyo did nothing different, and Jan ate salads. At the end...*

Krakow - *wakes* *yawn* How'd it go?

Jan - i want to eat all of you.

Tokyo - o~o...

Travis - Huh... apparently some sugar is made with something called "bone char," which isn't vegan... and Tokyo's sugar so happens to match up with one of the companies that does that...

Jan - you mean we could have stopped a WEEK ago?!

Travis - *whimper*

Krakow - *gives her a random steak*

Jan - *happily nom*

Tokyo - Guess I have to deliver the embarrassment. When I evolved, I had been shooting for an Umbreon, but I forgot I knew Charm...

Jan - That's... that's it?

Tokyo - That's my most embarrassing secret. He said we only had to deliver one.

Jan - -~-...


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