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Zurich - what is this tomfoolery

Jan - *flashbacks to the last time she had the gender swap* no...

Zurich - Oh, yes, that was quite fun!

Jan - -\\\^///-... i didn't like what I became as a male. Which is why I made Jan 2. He's already the male me. And he's an immature brat with the hots for anything that has mass.

Jan 2 - That tree is looking miiiighty thicc, ain't it~?

Jan - you see?

Abuja - No! That's MY tree!

*and then Abuja and Jan 2 battled to see who got to claim the tree*

Jan - >\\\~///<... i can't believe that there's an entire half of me that legitimately wants to mate with a tree...

Krakow - You gotta admit, that is a pretty thicc tree...

Jan - Damn it, you too?!

Krakow - Hey, I have the excuse of actually being able to pollinate! What excuse do they have?

Jan - fair point, i guess...