Jolteon: Hey Umbreon click the pen:)
Umbreon: U think I was born yesterday because that's obviously a shock pen.
Jolteon: I promise it's not:)
Vaporeon: Glaceon did u just freeze my pool!?
Glaceon: I was never here bye! *runs*
Eevee: Ahhhh!!!!!! Who put hot sauce on the pizza!!!!!
Flareon: U said u like hot sauce?
Eevee: But not this hot! Ouch! Milk! Milk!
Jolteon: Here:) *gives Eevee expired milk*
Eevee: *drinks it and vomits it* What kind of milk is this ble?!
Espeon: Can u pls stop with the racket I'm trying to meditate!
1 hour later.
Espeon: If they won't shut up I guess I have to stoop down to their level. Hey guys look what I ordered for tonight!

All the Eeveelutions gasp.
Glaceon: