Chapter Five - The Last Stand Of The Space Outlaws
As the Eds hunkered down at the center of the Junkyard, Edd works on repairing the rocket. At the same time, the Xenomorph stalked them, waiting for the right time to strike.
Ed: And so the brave Space Outlaws rush to repair the rocket ship so that they may escape the Robot Planet before the evil Robot Bounty Hunters find them and vaporize them with their Atomic Lasers!
Eddy: Well, Double D?! Is it ready yet?!
Edd: Almost, Eddy! Freedom just may be....
Ed: We must hurry, friends! The Robot Bounty Hunters are coming! I can hear their metal feet clanking!
Edd: It's almost done! I just need to calibrate the....
It was at this moment that the Xenomorph pounced on Edd, landing on the rocket. Before Edd could get up and finally notice the Xenomorph, the Xenomorph inadvertently activates the launching mechanism of the rocket. The rocket then blasts off into the sky with the Xenomorph hanging on. The Xenomorph screams as it's launched into the sky. The Eds look on as the rocket flies into the sky.
Eds: Cool.....
Eddy quickly gets into character and begins freaking out.
Eddy: Well, that's great. That's just great, man! Now what the heck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty crap now, man!
Edd: Um...are you finished, Eddy.
Eddy: In a second, Sockhead! That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over! What the heck are we gonna do now?! What are we gonna do?!
Ed grabs Eddy and begins slapping him repeatedly. Even as Eddy broke character, Ed kept slapping.
Ed: Calm down, Eddy! Calm down!
Eddy: I'm calm! I'm calm! STOP SLAPPING ME! I'M CALM!
Ed then stops slapping Eddy and drops him. The Rocket then crashes on top of a nearby trash heap. The Xenomorph is flung into the ground. As the Xenomorph slowly gets up, Ed begins monologuing.
Ed: And so the brave Space Outlaws find themselves stranded on the Robot Planet. The Robot Bounty Hunters are closing in on them. With no rocket to escape, the Space Outlaws are cornered with no way out. Save yourselves, friends! I will sacrifice myself while you two make your escape! Just think of me whenever you eat pudding skin.
Edd: I don't think that will be necessary, Ed. We will stand together against the face of the Robot Bounty Hunters.
Eddy: Never thought I'd see you making a last stand, Sockhead.
Edd then spots a box nearby. Edd walks over to the box and reveals it to be a box of Canadian Squirt Guns. The Eds quickly arm themselves with Canadian Squirt Guns, pretending them to be laser guns. Edd assembles a Canadian Squirt Gatling Gun. As this happened, the Xenomorph regains it's bearings to see what it believed to be heavily armed Eds. At this point, the Xenomorph was not about to let anything stand in the way of it's long awaited kills. The Xenomorph then approaches the Eds. When the Eds finally spot the jet black creature, Eddy and Edd were confused.
Eddy: What the heck is that?
Ed: The evil Robot Bounty Hunters have sent their champion to vaporize us! This is the deadliest of the Robot Bounty Hunters. No Human has ever survived an encounter with this Robot.
Eddy: Well this bucket of bolts is about to meet us!
Edd: Ed, I promise that if we survive this...."encounter", you'll have all the Gravy and Buttered Toast you could ever want.
Ed: The time has come, Space Outlaws! Destiny awaits us!
The Eds begin approaching the Xenomorph, preparing for a last stand. The Xenomorph and the Eds stare down each other. Ed then raises his hands.
Ed: ATTACK!
The Eds begins firing their Canadian Squirt Guns at the Xenomorph.
Ed: Vaporizing thermal grenades! Quasic terra lasers! Sub-atomic blasters!
At first, the water was bouncing off the Xenomorph, but was soon surprisingly kept at bay by the force of he water being thrown at it's way. The Xenomorph quickly powers through the water and lets out an ear shrieking screech and prepares to pounce on the Eds. Before the Xenomorph could react, Sarah grabs the Xenomorph's tail and throws it against the trash pile with the rocket on top of it. The rocket is quickly dislodged and crashes on top of the Alien. In the minds of the Eds, they saw a the scrapped remains of the Robot Bounty Hunter Champion. The Eds cheer as they are gazing at a mountain of garbage in the Junkyard.
Sarah: Ed! What the heck are you guys DOING?
Ed: Uh, nothing, my lovable baby sister.
Sarah: It's time for dinner! Mom said, GET MOVING!
Eddy: Killjoy!
Edd: Aw well. It was fun while it lasted. I could use some refreshments.
Eddy: Yeah, dinner sounds good. I'm hungry.
As everyone begins walking away, Ed stands there, pondering the end of the game as the Xenomorph digs itself out of the Rocket.
Ed: Only one was left alive after the horrible battle. Wounded and stranded, would he ever get off the robot planet? Would he ever get home? Would he....
Sarah: ED!
Ed: Coming, baby sister!
Ed then begins running. It was at this moment that the Xenomorph finally got out of the wreckage. The Xenomorph hissed as it got prepared to attack the Eds. Suddenly, the Xenomorph was impaled and hoisted up by an unseen force. When the attacker reveals itself, it is none other than a Predator wearing the hide of the fearsome Edzilla: the Ed Hunter. The Xenomorph struggles to free itself, but quickly dies from it's injuries. Once the Xenomorph is dead, the Ed Hunter takes the Xenomorph's body back to his ship to mount it on his wall. In that moment, the Eds had survived the Xenomorph.
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