You were having an argument with your crush sister Candy Cane about whether or not children are delicious or ehhh (okay cannibalistic reader-chan...)
"Why the hell would I want to eat children on a daily basis?!" You gave Cane an incredulous look, listen you may be a bit of a cannibal but you rather eat parts of people including children, not the whole body itself.
"Because they are nutritious and they make a good healthy diet! SO QUIT ARGUING WITH ME!" Your mouth dropped at her as you waved your arms around frantically
"PRAY TELL ME HOW IN THE FUCK ARE THEY PART OF A HEALTHY DIET!!?" Cane winced at your yelling but then scowled crossing her arms and jutting her hip out
"BECAUSE YOU CAN GET PLENTY OF IRON FROM THEIR BLOOD! Plus the meat is rather succulent and not contaminated from pollutants, drugs, carbon monoxide, alcohol or cigarettes or whatever the hell adults like to eat, drink and put in their bloodstream." You looked like a fish out of water.
"CHILDREN DO THE SAME FUCKING SHIT!!" Cane formed fists getting irritated at your shouting and screaming even though she was doing the same thing.
"NOT ALL OF THEM!" She gave a war yell and pounced on you. You both were rolling back and forth on the floor, punching and slapping each other each trying to get the upper hand on the other. You guys were actually really good friends but you both had a love/hate relationship and right now the hate part of was shining bright like a diamond. All of a sudden when you were about to throw a punch you was grabbed off of her and you was dangling sideways. When you looked up, you saw that Cane was hanging upside down in the other hand and the perpetrator just so happened to be her brother
"Are you serious? I leave you two alone for five minutes and you're trying to kill each other." It wasn't a question but it was a statement. You huffed as you felt like a doll as he seemed to hold you with one arm with no problem at all, not even breaking a sweat.
"SHE STARTED IT!" You glared at Cane as she accused you
"I DID NOT, I REFUSE TO AGREE WITH YOU ON EVERYTHING!" You were each giving each other death glares as Candy Pop stared at you and rolled his eyes. He let go of Cane who dropped on her head and moved her murderous gaze to her brother.
"The hell was that for?" He gave her a cold stare
"Go take a walk and cool off." She stared at him before turning on her heel and slamming the door shut behind her. Now your gaze went from murderous to confused. You looked up at Candy Pop but he was already looking down at you smirking with a glint in his eyes. You narrowed your eyes at him, and yelped as he threw you up in the air and caught you upright and you was face to face to him causing a blush to go across your face.
"Awww, what's the matter Y/N, your face is really red." He chuckled showing his sharp teeth as your blush worsened
"S-Shut u-up." He chuckled as he leaned in towards your ear.
"You've been a naughty girl Y/N, you need to be punished." You shuddered as he licked the shell of your ear and then blew on it. His nose trailed over back to your nose where he gave you an eskimo kiss while you was trying not to faint from the amount of heat in your face.
"C-candy?" That's all you got out before he crushed his lips against yours and you froze in shock before closing your eyes and returning the kiss. He let go with a thin string of saliva connecting your mouths.
"You taste better than children~" You blushed at the weird compliment "Be mine Y/N?" He looked at you again and this time it was you who initiated the kiss. Like you would ever say no to him