You didn't know what to do in this situation. You really didn't you haven't been so intimidated, nervous, afraid and bubbly butterflies from your crushes in your life. Yes you heard right the shy Y/N L/N has a crush on not one creepypasta but on two. You will never guess which ones you have a crush on either. Of all the damn people you have to have a crush on the happiest of the slender brothers which is Splendorman. Yep you have a crush on him he always makes you smile and he always gives you balloons and candy and he always surprises you and turns your frown upside down. Now the other person is a complete contrast of both you and Splendorman. You have a crush on the so called 'badass' Eyeless Jack. He doesn't take shit from no one and he loves to belittle Jeff and Ben and Hoodie because they are quiet. He tried on Masky but it didn't work the way he wanted and he tried to bully Toby but Toby threatened to cut his head off with his hatchet when he tried to take one of his waffles. SO he doesn't bother Toby anymore at least not when he has waffles. In all honesty he's a jerk and you just have to be attracted to him. No one knows but you enjoy the taste of animals and human guts just as much as you love the taste of cakes and cookies from Splendor. You think that EJ may know that you do but he acts like he doesn't, how else can you explain the livers and hearts and spleens that end up sitting on your dresser at night sometimes. Particularly when he goes out killing. He would yell at you and be mean if you ask but you know that's just a facade, he does have a reputation to hold up.

"Y/N WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!" You flinched at the unexpected loud booming voice. Speak of the devil what did you do this time to deserve his wrath? You meekly left your room and made your way to the stairs where EJ was at the bottom tapping his foot impatiently

"Yes EJ?" You didn't want to be yelled at again but that was like asking the ocean to not be wet

"Come down dammit! Standing up there like your stupid." He left as you frowned lightly to yourself making your way down the stairs. You turned the corner and EJ grabbed your arm and yanked you to the kitchen moving impatiently. His grip was bruising and it was hurting your arm

"It hurts." He looked down at you sighing exasperatedly

"You are such a baby." Nevertheless he loosened his grip a bit on his arm and instead of yanking you he nudged you to take a look in the sink. "Do you want it?" You looked to see something red and bloody and you wasn't sure. "Well? I don't have all day dammit." You frowned taking the bloody organ and sniffing it making your mouth water. You couldn't help it you took a bite and it was heaven on your tongue. You looked up at EJ to see him smirking "I knew you would like it." You nibbled on it swallowing and you were about to take another bite before something else was pushed in your face

"Why eat a plain organ when you can have an organ cake?" You looked at the bloody dessert as your mouth watered even more and you quickly snatched the dessert and buried your mouth in the cake enjoying the bloody sweetness.

"Why the fuck are you here?" You glanced between both of them and Splendor just smiled at him but his eyes were red meaning he was suppressing his anger at the moment.

"I'm giving her what she wants." EJ growled at him yanking you close to him and you felt your whole back pressed against his chest. You were nervous and you felt your cheeks flush.

"Back the fuck up. She's mine not yours." EJ held you tight and close and that's when it hit you what he said. He's yours

"I think that's up to her who she wants not you." You looked at Splendor surprised. Hold on. Do they BOTH like you? What a turn of events.

"Who do you want Y/N? It better be me." Your face was extremely flushed and you looked between both of them before deciding to press your luck

"Umm... do you think... I can have both of you?" EJ's whole face fell

"THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY IM SHARING WITH THAT WANNA BE KILLER!" You looked at him and saw Splendor's teeth get jagged

"You want me to show you my skill?" You knew there was going to be a fight so you pulled your ultimate weapon. The puppy eyes

"Please can we try." They both looked at you and you gave them both watery puppy dog eyes and they stared at you before looking at you

"Fuck it, I'll try." EJ stared at Splendor before groaning and face palming

"I'll give this shit a try but I get you every night!" He pulled you to him and kissed you on your cheek pushing you to Splendor who kissed your other cheek. You felt your face burn with an intense blush. What the hell did you get yourself into?

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I have one question. How did I manage to make this work?