_joon_

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_joon_ my blue hair started to fade so taehyung told me to redye it because he still wants to be matching. so what did i do? i dyed it back to brown. why? because i hate taehyung. aside from that, here's pics of me and my beautiful boyfriend seokjin💙👨‍❤️‍👨

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seokjinnie1 💙

tae_babyy I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE, WHY ARE YOU MY BROTHER??? WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MATCHING BLUEBERRIES BUT YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND FUCK IT UP ASTTAEADY

jim.kardashian okkkkk y'all are sexy, i peeped it 👁 so, when's the wedding?

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crack addicts🥰

seokjinnie1:
ok so guys...

suff3ring.jjk:
why am i on a groupchat seokjin?? i told you to stop adding me to these

_joon_:
hey

suff3ring.jjk:
who tf are you??

$uga_:
are y'all turnin shit up in here or what?

sunshine.exe:
ooo another groupchat to talk in for the week and then forget about 🤩

seokjinnie1:
GUYS

suff3ring.jjk:
wut

seokjinnie1:
this is my boyfriend

_joon_:
onionhasayo

sunshine.exe:
i love him already

$uga_:
same, let's have a foursome🥰

_joon_:
sick☺️

seokjinnie1:
y'all i- SFHSRYFYS

suff3ring.jjk:
so you're namjoon huh?

or did seokjin already dump him and you're now the 21st boyfriend???

seokjinnie1:
no❤

_joon_:
nahhh i'm namjoon, still the 20th

i doubt there'll be a 21st any time soon if ever

suff3ring.jjk:
you think so?

_joon_:
i know so but yes

sunshine.exe:
the tension in this bus is...

🌌astronomical🌌

$uga_:
word, i think you two should kiss

seokjinnie1:
yeah

wait

no, don't kiss my boyfriend

suff3ring.jjk:
i don't want to i-

_joon_:
ouch

$uga_:
okay so namjoon

what's your profession?

hopes and dreams?

social security number?

_joon_:
profession: rapper

hopes & dreams: what i'm doing now

social security #: nice try

$uga_:
it was worth a shot

also, ur a rapper? that's sick, i'm a producer

_joon_:
we should work together then :)

sunshine.exe:
okay, enough of this business meeting

namjoon, u got sick barz broski??

_joon_:
broski, my barz are legitness😎

sunshine.exe:
omg we're both cringey!!! let's be besties🤩

_joon_:
fun🤩

suff3ring.jjk:
what's your intention with my friend?

_joon_:
huh?

suff3ring.jjk:
what's your intentions with seokjin?

seokjinnie1:
omg jeongguk please🤦🏻‍♂️

_joon_:
it's alright babe

well

i'm his boyfriend so ig my intention is to love him

and make him happy

suff3ring.jjk:
hmm

$uga_:
what kdrama is this then huh? 👁

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•not edited or proof-read
•heyyyyoooo
•jeongguk do be lowkey shady
•i have nothing to say here again sooooo here have this bear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
•i have school in two days :(
•i only go in for like an hour or hour and a half on the first day tho cuz my school is fucking extra asf
•stay safe!!!
•i love youuu ♡

peace out xoxo,

nixy.