the party, volume 2: part one

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jim.kardashian LIL CUTIES

sunshine.exe y'all so cute 😖

seokjinnie1 the party is in like one hour and you're over here dyeing your hair?!???!!!! spontaneous much😭

suff3ring.jjk CHOCOLATE YOONGS!!!! 🖤

tae_babyy we look so smexi 😩😩

_joon_ TIME TO GET WASTEDDDDD BOIIISSSSS

jjiw00_ LET'S GET TURNT 🕺

libbiepoo we don't even deserve these beautiful ass men right here bro 🥲

yoongoboongo_ CUTEST LITTLE THINGS EVER WTF

ashleigh333 oh god, they're talking about alcohol... prepare for drunk shit posting on twitter later y'all 😆😆

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all eight of them were separated into two cars. jeongguk, taehyung, seokjin and namjoon were in one car. jiwoo, hoseok, yoongi and jimin were in the other.

in yoongi's car...

"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" hoseok cheered on jiwoo who was downing a beer can.

her reasoning was: "if i'm drunk before the party starts then i won't have to risk getting roofied when we're there."

"damn, jiwoo, you're a beast." jimin laughed as the girl finished the beverage and crushed the can.

"practice makes perfect." she winked.

yoongi rolled his eyes, "how the hell did i get stuck driving for you alcoholics?"

meanwhile, in namjoon's car...

"ouch, jeongguk stop it!"

"stop being a bitch then!"

"i didn't even do anything you cunt!"

"you literally kicked me you slag!"

seokjin turned around to taehyung and jeongguk, "if you two don't stop screaming at eachother i will literally curb-stomp both of you simultaneously."

taehyung and jeongguk managed to remain quiet for about two minutes.

then...

"OUCH! SEOKJIN, HE HIT ME!"

"this is gonna be a long ass ride." namjoon mumbled.

(a/n: stan mark lee)

once all eight of them had made it to their destination relatively in one piece, they all hopped out of their respective cars and walked up to the house.

before they walked in, seokjin stopped them.

"okay, guys, don't go too crazy. hoseok, i don't wanna see you near any weed because you know how you get with that shit. jeongguk, please warn me before you do anything that you'll regret by tomorrow. jiwoo, if anyone tries anything on you either kill them or scream for me and i'll kill them for you. i trust the rest of you to a certain extent. we all clear?" he yelled.

"sir yes sir!" jeongguk saluted him and the rest giggled before they all ran through the door.

now let the chaos begin.

one hour into the party and they already lost hoseok.

"has anyone seen hobi?" yoongi asked.

"last time i saw him he was with jackson." jiwoo said.

yoongi's eyes widened, "uh oh."

let's just say that when yoongi found him, hoseok was higher than cloud nine.

meanwhile, jeongguk and taehyung were out on the dancefloor.

jeongguk had already downed like three beers in the span of ten minutes and taehyung was sipping regular coca cola as usual.

jeongguk had his arm around taehyung's waist protectively as if he was the sober one.

as if jeongguk's arm caged around taehyung wasn't enough of an indication that he was taken, someone decided to completely ignore jeongguk's efforts at claiming the boy.

taehyung felt a hand in an unexpected place.

he squeaked in surprise, "jeongguk, was that you?"

"was what me?" he asked.

"did you just grab my ass?"

no, jeongguk did not do that.

fuming, he scanned nearby and it didn't take long for him to find exactly who'd done it considering the nasty smirk on his face and the fact that he was still staring at taehyung.

"yo, back the fuck off." jeongguk shoved the guy, finally catching his attention.

"back off of what? i ain't doing anything." the guy replied.

jeongguk grabbed him by the shirt.

"usually when someone has their arm around someone else, it's not them inviting you to cop a feel. it usually means that their OFF limits. so fuck off before i make you." he let go and pushed him away.

"beep! beep! beep!" seokjin came rushing in with namjoon not too far behind.

"the fuck?" the guy raised an eyebrow.

"listen asshole, i really don't want to have to deal with jeongguk when he's angry and drunk, it's not pretty. the best advice i could give you is to just walk away and don't ever touch his man ever again because he's not the only one who can fight." seokjin threatened.

"buzz kill." he rolled his eyes, walking away into the sea of people.

"jesus, i forgot how annoying parties are when you're not drunk." taehyung muttered.

"i think you need a drink, let's go to the kitchen." jeongguk then suggested, guiding taehyung out of the living room.

"are you sure it's not you who's getting a drink?" seokjin chuckled.

"okay so maybe we both need a drink. cmon, i'm not even drunk yet." jeongguk argued.

"remember seokjin's stages he made for your drunkenness? in stage one you always say you're not drunk even though you are." taehyung rolled his eyes.

"those stages are bullshit!" jeongguk huffed.

"actually, they're surprisingly accurate." taehyung pointed out.

"i hate to agree with taehyung but he's right." namjoon chimed in.

"okay i feel attacked." jeongguk replied before pouring out some shots for the group.

once they all took a couple shots (forced onto them by none other than jeon jeongguk) they made their way outside where they found jiwoo and yoonminseok.

and a pool.

"oh fuck, why does every party have a damn swimming pool?!" taehyung groaned.

"you're definitely ending up in that by the end of the night." jeongguk snickered.

"please no, you guys were leaving wet footprints all over my house that night." seokjin rolled his eyes.

suddenly hoseok zoomed past them with jimin riding on his shoulders as jiwoo chased after them with a broomstick.

"WOOOOO!"

yoongi walked up to them, "i've been trying to contain them for like ten minutes. i didn't even think hoseok was strong enough to carry jimin like that. have you seen jimin's thighs? i know those shits are heavy."

jeongguk, namjoon and taehyung all cackled, watching hoseok run laps around the backyard with jimin holding onto him for dear life as jiwoo tried to attack them.

seokjin had sat down in one of the recliner chairs, "i don't know why i bother trying to protect y'all."

by the time the next half an hour was over, hoseok and jiwoo were laying like starfish on the grass stargazing, jeongguk was talking taehyung's ear off about absolute nonsense, namjoon had smashed two separate shot glasses, yoongi and jimin kicked ass in beer pong and seokjin tried to make sure no one was dying along the way.

"does he ever get annoying when he's like that?" seokjin asked taehyung, talking about jeongguk who was leaning on his shoulder while muttering completely incoherent sentences.

"nah, it's kinda cute." taehyung laughed.

"awh, you think i'm cute~" jeongguk pecked his lips messily.

"ew stop, your mouth tastes like alcohol." taehyung pushed him off.

"nuh uh, you love meeee and my alcohol breath." jeongguk cooed, climbing on top of him.

"oh my gosh jeongguk, don't have sex with him in public." seokjin snorted, dragging him off of taehyung.

"wait what?" namjoon looked up from his phone.

"no fair! yoongi and jimin are literally making out over there!" jeongguk slurred, almost falling over.

"WHAT?"

seokjin, namjoon and taehyung all looked over and, sure enough, yoongi and jimin were indeed making out like two metres away from them.

"oh my god, his tongue is basically down his throat! go yoongi!  go yoongi! go yoo- OUCH!" jeongguk started cheering on his friend until he got pinched by seokjin.

"yo! yoongi!" seokjin caught their attention.

"huh?" yoongi replied, definitely high as fuck.

"what happened to your boyfriend?" seokjin yelled, referring to hoseok who was currently arm wrestling with jiwoo across the yard.

yoongi didn't reply for about seven seconds.

then, "huh?", he said.

seokjin face-palmed, "you are currently cheating on your long-term boyfriend!"

"but jimin is my boyfriend."

"WHAT?!"

yoongi, jimin and hoseok all had a lot of explaining to do tomorrow morning.

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•HEYYY
•it's been a hot minute but here you goooo
•i took a break from studying today because i'm feeling a bit burnt out so i decided to write a bit and this is what i got lmao
•i feel like it's a bit poorly structured but hopefully i can get my groove back once i get back into the swing of regular updates
•i say that as if my updates were EVER regular lmaoooo clown talk
•STAY SAFE!!!
•i love u all sososo muchhhh <333

peace out xoxo,

nixy.