_joon_

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_joon_ i asked jeongguk to take a pic with me and he did it without hesitation but then immediately after he realised what he'd done and how he's ignoring me bc he can't stand the fact that a selfie of the two of us exists in the world😐 he also told me not to post it but WHOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED LMAO💞💗🧚‍♀️✨

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seokjinnie1 AWWH MY BABIES ARE GETTING ALONG, I THINK I'M GONNA CRY😭

$uga_ EVEN I ONLY HAVE LIKE THREE PICS WITH HIM AND I'M HIS BEST FRIEND WTF??!!

suff3ring.jjk I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST THIS, YOU SLAG

jim.kardashian y'all are adorable tho 😩💖

tae_babyy did i forget to put in my contact lenses today????

sunshine.exe ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL‼️⚠️

liam33 omg my faves don't hate eachother anymore😩

keisha_10 THIS IS A WIN ON SO MANY LEVELS

oilondon THANK YOU DADDY NAMJOON FOR BLESSING US WITH THIS PIC OMFG I WANNA EAT UR ASS FOR DOING THIS

_pppoopoo_ screenshotting this before jeongguk hacks him to delete it 🕴️

jjk.suff3ring_97 BRO BRO BRO, JEONGGUK'S LIL KISSY FACE AHHHH I'M LITERALLY ABOUT TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST

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crack addicts 🥰

suff3ring.jjk:
happy death day to you

happy death day to you

happy death day to namjoon

happy death day to you

have fun

see you in hell

you slag

bitch

_joon_:
it was so worth it 😩

jim.kardashian:
don't ✍️ piss ✍️ off ✍️ jeongguk ✍️ because ✍️ he'll ✍️ sing ✍️ some ✍️ creepy ✍️ song ✍️ and ✍️ threaten ✍️ you ✍️ with ✍️ death ✍️

tae_babyy:
*also takes notes*

seokjinnie1:
hey guys

sunshine.exe:
i can't believe you even took that pic jeongguk 😭

suff3ring.jjk:
I WASN'T THINKING AT THE TIME

seokjinnie1:
guys??

tae_babyy:
the pic is so cute tho

$uga_:
very 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

suff3ring.jjk:
shut up

seokjinnie1:
GUYS!!

_joon_:
yes babe??

seokjinnie1:
i was trying to ask y'all a question

jim.kardashian:
what is it?

seokjinnie1:
let's all hang out!

we haven't seen eachother as a group since the party like a month ago

and as much as i hate to admit it, it was pretty fun

sunshine.exe:
i'm down😩

jim.kardashian:
same

$uga_:
if hobi & jimin are going then ig i'll go

tae_babyy:
👀👀👀 hobi AND jimin??? interesting

jim.kardashian:
stfu taehyung

tae_babyy:
aight🤐

i'll come to hang out too btw

_joon_:
obviously i'll come, jinnie

seokjinnie1:
YAYYY so everyone's coming?

suff3ring.jjk:
ummm hello?

who tf is "everyone"??

i never said i was going nowhere

seokjinnie1:
well, everyone is coming to my house and, last time i checked, you live here soooo 😃

suff3ring.jjk:
uuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fine

seokjinnie1:
yay💖💗🧚‍♀️💞✨🥺

_joon_:
it was way easier to get him to agree than i expected

suff3ring.jjk:
stfu namjoon

i still hate you

bitch

bleh

_joon_:
OMFG FUUFYDUFUDD

✨bleh✨

you're so adorable 🥺

suff3ring.jjk:
kys 🥺😩‼️🥵🥶💯

tae_babyy:
i mean, it was cute gguk

suff3ring.jjk:
sTAHP

tae_babyy:
no🥺✨💞🧚‍♀️💖💗🏳️‍🌈

suff3ring.jjk:
taehyung (derogatory)

sunshine.exe:
STOP FLIRTING EWWW

$uga_:
you two are so GAY omfg 🤢

jim.kardashian:
ew, homos 🤮

_joon_:
disgusting gays 😒

seokjinnie1:
ugh ew 🚫🏳️‍🌈

suff3ring.jjk:
i-

did i just get hate crimed by my friends???

t

tae_babyy:
WE WEREN'T FLIRTING FFS

_joon_:
yeah yeah whatever

jim.kardashian:
whatever you say, cigarettes

suff3ring.jjk:
stfu jimmy fallon

jim.kardashian:
I AM NOT A MIDDLE AGED TALK SHOW HOST

tae_babyy:
HA

_joon_:
i just wanna mention that jeongguk called us his friends 🥺

suff3ring.jjk:
UGH I HATE YOU NAMJOON, LEAVE

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•not edited or proof-read
•HEYYY YALLLL
•sooo i'm back, ik it's been a while since i updated this book yikes it's been like 2 weeks
•i was supposed to update on friday but i just got caught up in doing nothing lmao
•i hope you're all well ♡
•STAY SAFE
•ilyyy <333

peace out xoxo,

nixy.