(So, this is a lesson to let the people that read this book know when they get to decide what chapter comes next. If you didn't know, I posted something saying that everyone had a choice between two stories. I now know that I really should of made a note about it on this story but oh well. This chapter will be released today and the other chapter "The Norway Way" will be released on a later date. I hope you enjoy! 😊)

Matt:Time to watch cartoons!
Edd:Yay!
Tord:You two can be really childish sometimes.
Tom:I only really enjoy kids cartoon when I am really drunk and unfortunately I am not drunk. *Shakes his flask*
Matt:Oh this is no cartoon.
Edd:This is.......
Matt And Edd:Steven Universe!
Tord:You mean that one show with the lesbian gem stones that "fuse" and have emotional issues?
Edd:Yes I guess?
Tom:Please never do air quotes again.
Edd:There is more to it than just that.
*Telephone rings*
Tom:I'll get it. *Picks up the phone* Hello?
(Inside the United States military base)
Random Soldier:Hello! Is this Edd Gould?!
Tom:First of all, Edd is in the room with me. Secondly, why do you have to scream?! Here's the phone Edd. *Hands the phone to Edd*
Edd:Sorry whoever you are. That was my friend Tom. What is it?
Random Soldier:You need to get four tickets to the United States. We need you and your four friends!
(Back to England)
Edd:Yes sir! *Puts phone down*
Matt:Who was that?
Edd:It was a soldier from the United States military!
Tord:Ohhhhhhhh no. That's a problem.
Matt:Why?
Tord:They call a second time right now and the first time, they listed our names and said Todd instead of Tord.
Edd:Oh and that a problem why?
Tord:I am just scared of what might happen when they find out that Todd is actually Tord the former leader of the red army.
Edd:Don't *Slaps Tords back at the same time* worry!
Tord:Eeep! *Sighs loudly* Fine!
Matt:Yay! *Claps hands in a fast motion*
(Time skip)
Matt:Wow!
Tord:This base is actually pretty cool!
Tom:Probably since their is guns.
Tord:Shut up!
Random Soldier:I am glad you guys could make it!
Everyone but the soldier:*Jump and scream in sync*
Carl:My name is Carl Suchokie and welcome to the United States.
Edd:Can I call you Susan?
Carl:Hm?! *Kicks Edd across the room*
Edd:Ahhhhhhh! *Hits the wall* I will take that as a yes.
Random Soldier 2:Bonjour!
Carl:Damien?!
Damien:O-Oui Carl c'est quoi?
Carl:For the last time! They live in England! Not France!
Damien:O tak przepraszam, mldozi chlopcy!
Carl:That's poli- One of these days I am going to donate your brain to science. They speak English you idiot!
Damien:Ohhhhhhhhh! I am so sorry!
Edd:It's fine! At least you stopped before Tom took out his harpoon gun.
Damien:Eep! *Jumps Into Carl's arms*
Carl:Get your filthy body out of my arms! *Throws Damien to the ground*
Damien:Ah! *Falls to the ground*
???:Carl! Damien!
Damien and Carl:Yes sir!
Tord:Who's that?
Ben:Okay maggots! I am your sergeant Ben Elkton Victor!
Matt:Can I call you Beverly?
Ben:Hm?! *Kicks Matt across the room*
Matt:Ahhhhhhhh! *Crashes into the same wall*
Ben:You are here because your parents do not love you! Because you are worthless! Because the world would be a better place without you!
Edd:Uhhhhhhh. We are just here for a misson.
Ben:Oh. I thought you were new soldiers here. Carl?!
Carl:Yes sir!
Ben:Why are their three British people and one Norwegian person here?
Tord:How did you kno-
Ben:I have seen all four of you in the government files. Especially you Tord.
Tord:W-What! Phft! It's not like you keep tabs on me in specific.
Ben:*Sighs* We know about your past. If you do this mission for us then we will forget about it and you won't be put in maximum security prison.
Tom:Well then I am not going to help.
Edd:Tom!
Tord:Whatisthemisson?!
Ben:Okay! There is a gun gang called 'GAUW' or 'Guns Are The Ultimate Weapon'. They have a base down in Los Angeles and the cops are too busy snacking on donuts and chugging coffee!
Edd:It is a sad day for the LA police department.
Tord:Why us then?
Ben:Well you four have weapons that make this mission more fun to watch from our cameras that we placed a couple of years back.
Matt:L-Like what? *Rubs his head and finally gets up*
Ben:Well Tord has lots of experience with guns, Edd has some fighting skills. Matt has a explosive symbol playing  monkey, and Tom has a harpoon gun.
Tom:I am disturbed.
Ben:Get in this helicopter!
Everyone but Ben:Yes sir!
(Time Skip)
Edd:Wow!
Matt:Los Angeles is magical!
Tom:According to this map we should stop here.
Tord:Wow they had to make the sign that obvious that it's their gang hide out.
(The sign says "GAUW Hangout")
Edd:Well lets go in then!
Tord:Wait!Wait.Wait. *Blocks Edd's path*
Matt:What's wrong Tord?
Tord:Edd, if you go in there without a plan then you will get creamed.
Edd:So lets plan!
Tord:I will deal with this Edd. I need to do this.
Edd:*Sighs* Okay Tord. But if you need us, just yell.
Tom:And we will ignore you.
Edd:Tom!
Tord:Okay.
(Time skip)
Edd:Tord has been there a long while.
Tom:That's it. *Pulls our harpoon* I have been waiting here for way too long.
Matt:*Pulls our Little Tom* Okay Little Tom. Time to go boom-boom. *A single tear rolls down his cheek*
Edd:Lets do this.
(Inside the gang hideout)
Gang Member:So you thought you could stop us?
Tord:Well I was the-
Gang Member 2:Shuuuuut uuuuuuuup! *Slaps  You*
Tord:Ow!!!!
??????????:Let me handle him.
Tord:Who are you? *Struggles to get untied*
??????????:I am the guy who will cause your demise.
Tord:Huh?
Susan:I am Susan! *Walks out of the shadows*
Tord:Susan? That is kind of girl-
Susan:What did you say?! *Pulls a handgun to Tord's chest*
Tord:I-I-I-I mean that it's s-super macho!
Susan:Oh really? It's a family name.
Tom:Stop right there. *Snaps out harpoon at Susan and he dodges it*
Susan:Woah. Why do you want to end the party so soon. *Pulls our rocket launcher*
Tom:Holy macaroni in the cheese noodles!
Edd and Matt:Time to introduce ourselves!
Edd:Edd!
Tom:Uhhhhhhh!
Edd:Tom!
Tom:You just said it for me!
Edd and Tom:*Inaudible arguing*
Matt:Matt!
Tord:*Sighs* And Tord.
Susan:*Stuttering*
Edd:*Punches his palm*
Tom:*Snaps back the harpoon*
Matt:*Pulls Little Tom out of his pocket*
Susan:Oh god! Look I can-
Tom:You only have two goons? This should be easy.
Susan:*Covers his eyes* Please! Don't hurt me!
Tom:*Shoots his harpoon gun at Tord's rope*
Tord:I'm free!
Susan:Huh? *Uncovers eyes*
Tom:We might have these big weapons but we are not going to kill you. This gang is honestly more pathetic then I thought it would be.
Susan:Shut up! Most of the members quit Okay?
Tom:Anyway...Get them!
*Screen fades to black*
Ben:Thanks for your help! We will take these three to the police.If most members quit then your mission is done.
Susan:No! Please! Have mercy! I did nothing!
Carl:You killed dozens of people.
Susan:Okay fine but-
Damien:Get in the car!
Tord:Why is he naked again?
Tom:I took his clothes. *Puts the clothes in a bag*
Edd:Well then!
Matt:We should get a hotel room for tonight.
Tom:Yeah. Then we will get a flight back.
Edd:Well lets go!
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