(So I am sure that by now you all know about the new schedule so I am going to release the chapter I was going to release last week so I hope you all enjoy 😊)
Tom:*Sighs* I'm bored.
Tord:Well deal with it and sit in silence.
Edd:How about we go to the park?
Matt:I love the park!
Tom:No do you remember the last time we went to the park. (FLAAAAASH BAAAACK!)
Edd:Man it's nice to be at the park.
Tom:I have to admit it's pretty nice. Right mom?
Toms Mom:*Silence*
Tom:She agrees!
Tord:I have always wondered why is your mom a bowling ball?
Matt:His dad is a Pineapple.
Tom:I thought we swore never to speak of my dad Matt!
Matt:S-Sorry.
Edd:Why is your dad a Pineapple?
Tom:I don't want to talk about- *Drops the bowling all and it falls on his foot* Ow! *Hops in the air and the bowling ball rolls off* Mom!
Edd:Let's help him!
*Everyone runs after Toms mom*
Dog:Woof! Woof! *Bite onto it and throws it down the side walk*
*Cars knock into it and a huge traffic jam starts*
(End of flashback)
Tom:Thanks to us going to the park my mom is dead!
Tord:Technically the bowling ball is at a GoodWill.
Tom:Shut up! Well at least I have Susan *Sniffles*
Tord:We got Susan at The Music Store.
Tom:Do you want to fight?!
Edd:Okay we're going to the park and that's final! Tom there is no need to worry about anything happening to anybody.
Tom:I am staying home!
Tord:Well then you're going to miss out on the fun! Not like it matters.
Matt:Pleeeeeeeease.*Gets down on his knees*
Tom:Nope.Nej.Ne.He
Edd:*Sighs*Fine. Guys lets go to the park and Tom can stay home.
Tom:Good.
Matt:Now we can go to the park?
Edd:Yep!
Matt:Yay!
(At the park)
Edd:Toooooord! Do you have to bring a gun to the park?
Tord:It's for cautious reasons Edd.
Matt:This is going to be so fun!
Tord:Ah! *Shots dart in air and it hits a bird*
Edd:It's a tranquilizer gun?
Tord:Yeah. I would never bring a real gun to the park. Although if we get in trouble at the park I can just make them go night night for a couple of hours.
Edd:Well thank god!
Matt:So what should we do?
Edd:Well how about-
(Crash!)
*Screams are heard around the park as everyone runs except for Edd, Matt, and Tord*
Edd:What was that?
Tord:Let's go check *Pulls out sniper*
Edd:Ah! *Jumps* Tord you said you didn't bring real gun to places like the park!
Tord:Don't get your beige pants in a twist. I am just simply using this sniper as a telescope but if needed I will bust someone kneecaps. *Winks at Edd*
Edd:Well what do you see?
Matt:Is it aliens?!
Tord:No it's not aliens again it's a...turtle?
Edd:What do you mean a turtle?!
Tord:What I mean is that there is a turtle made out of gold in the place where that meteor landed!
Edd:Well let's go see it!
(To the crash landing sight)
Matt:Ah! Its blinding me guys!
Edd:Well just squint.
Matt:Okay.*Squints eyes* Oh my it's so shiny a-and cute!
Tord:Is it sleeping?
Edd:Yeah I think so.
????:Actually I am awake.
Everyone:Ah!
Edd:Who are you?
Shell Shock:My name is Shell Shock and I am the guardian of electricity.
Matt:Who are the other guardians? *Bends down a bit to Shell Shocks height*
Shell Shock:Well there's Echo the sea guardian, Kalembro is the molten guardian, Gratresion is the nature guardian, and Picksairo is the ore guardian.
Tord:Are you safe or do I have to blow you to bits?! *Starts wiping the sniper*
Shell Shock:Oh there is no need to do that but I just need you to do something for m-me!
Edd:What is it?
Shell Shock:Well you see I have to have to be surrounded by what I am the guardian of to be powered and live. But I have crash landed without anyway of getting back up so is there anywhere that has a chance of it thundering?
Tord:Well there's a chance that it might thunder in New Mexico is that enough?
Shell Shock:Sure I will teleport with you but you're coming with me just in case it isn't thundering so hop on my back!
*Everyone hops on his back*
(Back at the house)
Tom:Well at least Susan is safe here with me and I am not at the park. *Starts playing Eddsworld theme*
*One of the guitars strings snap*
Tom:You have got to be kidding me! Son of a- *The guitar breaks in half*
*He starts to sob uncontrollably*
(Now presenting New Mexico)
Matt:Where is the tacos and burritos?
Edd:This is New Mexico Matt and don't say that.
Matt:Oh sorry!
Shell Shock:We have been here for a half an hour and now you take notice.
Tord:Well he was looking at the mirror for half an hour.
Shell Shock:Are sure about the thunder here since I don't really see it at all.
Tord:Well I said there was a CHANCE but I guess the chances were pretty low but we could try Lake Maracaibo. Does that sound good?
Shell Shock:Sure that's a lightning hotspot.
Edd:Hopefully it will be safe for us and we don't get struck.
Matt:Yeah it would end well for you but not for us or my hair.
Shell Shock:Well let's go h-hop on m-my back.
Edd:Are you okay Shell Shock?
Shell Shock:I can only live without thunder clouds for around 20 minutes and each second I get weaker so we have to do this quickly.
Everyone but Shell Shock:Okay! *Gets on Shell Shocks back*
(Back to Tom being sad)
Tom:*Saying while sobbing* I can't believe that I broke Susan! I can't take this day anymore! *Hears knocking from the door* Coming! *Runs to the door* What is it?
Dan Musicman:Hey this is Dan Musicman. I came for your last payment of your guitar before you can own it.
Tom:(Don't tell him! Don't tell him! Don't tell him!) Well-Um-Well-Can you come back in about a hour? I have to go to the bank to get the rental money for this.
Dan:No! You have to pay right here and right now!
Tom:Jeez dude! What is your problem?!
Dan:My problem?! You're the freakazoid that treats the guitar like a human being and when I come for the payment I see you kissing and hugging it while you are watching life time movies!
Tom:This is very bad customer service to burst out like this! Why can't you take the money from my bank account like any other music store that has been made?!
Dan:You can keep your money to yourself now I could care less now! If I ever see you in my store again then I will throw you through a wall do you here that?! *Slams door close but it falls down to the ground onto Tom*
(Now yours truly....Venezuela!) 
Matt:Wow this place is very scary. *Gets in fetal position*
Shell Shock:Now that is what I call a thunder storm!
Edd:How are you going to get struck?
Tord:I know! *Pulls out cannon*
Edd:H-How what the-I am not going to question it!
Shell Shock:All you have to do is fire me out since here it is thundering for days on end!
Tord:Okay!
Shell Shock:Okay Launch me in 3..2..1!
Tord:*Shoots Shell Shock out of the cannon into the thunder storm*
Shell Shock:Come on! *Gets hit by a thunder bolt and disappears*
Edd:We did it! But how do we get back to England?
Shell Shock:Here you go!
*Suddenly they are all in front of the house*
Matt:Were home!
Tord:What the heck happened to the door?!
Tom:*Inhales and exhales at a fast pace* The guy at the music store is a complete and total douche bag and we will never go to that store again!I have had enough today! I even broke Susan! *Sniffles*
Tord:You should have came to the park.
Tom:I..guess your right-no shut up! *Hides in hoodie*
Tord:*Chuckles*
Edd:So should we go to the Home Depot or something?
Matt:I am going inside and you guys can just go. It has been a very long day.
Tom:What happened with you guys?
Edd:We will tell you on the way.
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