Edd:Mmmmmmm. What a nice day. *Yawns* Well...time to go to bed. Goodnight guys!
Tom:Edd. It is 3:00.
Edd:Oh okay. I'm comfortable in this blanket anyway.
Tom:I wonder what's on the news.
Matt:Toooooom! The news is never even that exciting.
Tom:Say that to people watching the news in November and September. It's not suppose to be exciting.
Tord:Maybe we shouldn't turn on the TV.
Tom:Why not?
Tord:*Sighs* No reason.
Tom:Okay? *Clicks on TV*
Edd:Dear god!
Tom:Channel 5! Channel 5! Channel 5! *Changes the TV to the news channel.
Tord:Well....
Tom:Letsjustwatchthenews.
News reporter:Breaking news! Recently, the many bacon manufacturing companies factories have exploded! It may be awhile before you get to have bacon for breakfast as sizzling again! So go to the store quickly to get what's left.
Edd:What?!
Matt:Breakfast?! *A single year rolls down his cheek*
Edd:This...This can't be real! *Walks back and forward*
Matt:What's the meaning of this?! *Starts sobbing*
Tord:Y-Yeah. Aboooooout that. *Puts his hand on the back of his neck*
Tom:What?
Edd:Yeah!
Everyone but Tord:What?!
Tord:WOW! Why are you mad Tom?
Tom:Well maybe it's because I have to hear your whiny voice.
Tord:Jeez. What a jerk. Anywaaaaaaay. *Starts to flinch*
Edd:Tord. Whatever you have to say, you don't have to be scared about.
Tord:*Inhales* *Exhales* Okay. The red army may have dropped a bomb on the bacon factories since they waited for me to come back. We were going to do that first as soon as I came back. *Puts his hand on the back of his neck in embarrassment and terror* I-I guess t-they did it without me.
Edd:*Eye starts to twitch* Oh is that true?
Tord:Yes.
Edd:I will kill you! You are a stupid sick fu-
(A day without Bacon)
Tom:There is around fifth teen bacon strips left.
Edd:*Sighs* Why can't we just go to the store for what's left?
Matt:Well-
Tom:There's nothing left.
Tord:All the other foods are still in the world. Drinks too!
Edd:But Bacon was my favorite food.
Tord:So-
Edd:No so's!
Tord:But-
Edd:No buts either! I don't want to hear a single word out of you after what you did.
Matt:He can't be mad I still right?
Tom:*Makes "I don't know" noise and shrugs his shoulders*
Edd:How can you not be mad?! I am more than mad! No I am even more than more than mad! Screw it! I am even more than any of that!
Tord:You are taking this a little too far Edd.
Edd:I am mad! *Punches a whole in the wall*
Tom:You are spackling the wall Edd.
Tord:You're taking this way out of proportion.
Edd:*Grunts And lunges at Tord*
Tord:Holy sh-
*Edd And Tord bust through the wall*
Tord:Fine then! You want to fight then we will fight. *Upper cuts Edd*
(Time skip)
Tord:Okay it's time to go night night. *Pulls our a gun*
Matt:Tord stop!
Edd:Woah!
Tom:You can't be serious.
Tord:*Turns to Tom and Matt* It's just a tranquilizer. I would never kill hi-
Edd:*Tackles Tord into a head lock*
Tord:*Puts the tranquilizer to Edd's face*
Edd:Ah! *Kicks it into the street*
*The tranquilizer fun gets hit by a car*
(In the random persons)
???:Did you have a fun time at the park Billy?
Billy:Yes mother! I got to hang out with all of my friends!
???:Oh that's ni- Dear god!
*Car hits the tranquilizer*
Billy:Mother! Why can't I see!
Both Of Them:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*Car hits a brick wall with the ASDF logo*
(Back to everyone else)
Tom:Holy fork in a light socket!
Tord:Dude! Since you kicked the gun, those two innocent people are dead!
Edd:I'm sorry! I didn't know they were there!
Matt:Just stop fighting!
Edd:*Pulls out a shank shaped piece of bacon*
Tord:Don't kill me you psycho!
Edd;Okay I won't.... *Puts his foot on Tords back* if you tell people that you planed the bombing in the first place.
Tord:Then everyone would hate me.
Edd:Well I kind of created a rebellion of bacon so my option is most important to them. *Helps Tord get up* If you do this then I will forgive you and nobody will hate you at all.
Tom:Except for me.
Edd:Well except for Tom but you already probably knew that.
Tord:Well...*Whips the dirt off his pants* I will do it,
Matt:Yay! Make up time!
Edd:Well then let's go to the news station.
(Time skip)
Edd:Okay it's a week from now so you have time to prepare.
Tord:*Exhales* It's a good thing I sleep with a shot gun.
Matt:Yeah I remember that.
Tom:Well yeah since you found out five weeks ago.
(Time skip)
News Reporter:Breaking news! A Norwegian man by the name Tord Larson has come here to talk about the factories bombing. Now is time to go live at the city hall.
(At City Hall)
Edd:Thanks Tord.
Tord:You're welcome But Edd?
Edd:Yes?
Tord:I can't tell them about the red army otherwise I will get arrested into maximum security prison.
Edd:Well make something up.
Tord:Okay. Hello everybody my name is Tord Larson and I came here to talk about the bacon crisis with Edd Gould.
Edd:Oh me! Hi everybody!
Tord:Soooooooo...I have some to say but first let me say something else.
The Audience And Edd:Huh?
Tord:Why haven't you just went to buy something else? Secondly, I know what happened to the bacon factories.
The Audience:*Gasps loudly*
Tord:I was on a walk in the fields and I heard a loud crash.
(FLAAAAASHBAAAAACK!)
Tord:(It's a beautiful day out here. The birds are singing and the flowers are blooming. Nothing can ruin this.)
Birds:*Keep on hitting Tord*
Tord:(Okay that's it!) *Shoots all five of the birds with a handgun*
Birds:*All hit the ground as Tord walked away*
*Four bombs hit the ground in front of Tord*
(End of flashback)
Tord:I tapped the bomb and one thing led to another and that's what I think happened. The bombs couldn't have landed anywhere else.
Audience Member One:That was a bomb that go off when it's touched you imbecile!
Audience Member Two:Yeah!
Edd:Hey just shut it! It is not Tord's fault! He could never have known that would happen! Okay?!
Audience:Yes sir!
News Reporter:Well There you have it! We found out why the bacon factories blew up in England. Reports have told us that the construction of the bacon factory is being started. So hold on to your tail and keep your hooves to yourself! Hahahahahahaha!
(Last Time skip I swear)
Tord:Well at least the bacon factories are being rebuilt.
Edd:Nobody got mad at you.
Matt:But the most important thing is that Edd has forgiven you. Right Edd?
Edd:That's right Matt!
(Science Experiment will be made in October as one of the Halloween specials)
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