For some reason I think of Edd and Tord as brothers and Tom and Matt as brothers. But guess who's gay gayer gayest and gayest-er.
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Edd: I have a question-
Tord: *watching my little pony* STFU! Twilight AND HER FRIENDS ARE STUCK IN A COTTAGE JAIL AND THEY DON'T HAVE CUTIE MARKS ANYMORE!
Edd: ¤_¤
- MLP does the cliffhanger thing-
Tord: GOD DAMNIT THE DUCKING CLIFFHANGERS!
Edd: That's it we can't be brothers anymore.
Tord: were we really brothers?
Edd: yes we were.
Tord: were we?
Edd: yes!
Tord: you sure?
Edd: YES I'M FUCKING SURE!
Tord: *gasp* YOU SIR NEED HOLY WATER! *pours jar of holy water on Edd*
Edd: *half-drowning* AGH! WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Tord: IM DYING INSIDE!
Edd: YOU NEED TO BE A BETTER FRIEND!
Tord: YOU NEED TO BE A BETTER BROTHER!
Edd: *offended gasp* I am hurt!
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Matt: Are we really real?
Tom: omg not again.
Matt: I SERIOUS!
Tom: ...bitch check yo grammar.
Matt: FUCK YOU! But seriously, what if the world is an illusion?
Tom: this isn't gravity falls.
Matt: what if we we're just some web toon on the internet called "Eddsworld" or something?
Tom: 😓
Matt: what if we we're just a Alternate Universe or something? Like if we weren't as original as we thought, like what if we we're the opposite of a world where, Eduardo was nice like jon and jon was a dick, or, if I was evil like Tord was, and you were all super Edd-ified, and Tord was extremely stupid and vain and narcissistic, and Edd was super secretive and gay?
Tom: That was the longest question I've ever heard- wait what about edd?
Matt: he was super secretive.
Tom: I'm not secretive.
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Tom: I realize now how much I hate you.
Tord: well then.
Tom: on a scale of 1-10 it's more of a 34.
Tord: ;-;
Tom: on a scale of 1-10 of how much I think your annoying it's 100,000,000,000.
Tord: 😰
Tom: on a scale of 1-10 of how much I wish you'd die under a rock it's 30,000,000,000,000,000.
Tord: 😫💔
Tom: But-
Tord: 😯
Tom: on a scale of 1-10 of how much I love you it's a 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 💙
Tord: *Tord slowly begins to feel happy for once in his life* (A/n: Damn)
😯->😳->😌->😊->😀 I Love you too.
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Edd: Matt did you notice that people cut down bird houses to make birdhouses?
Matt: how high are you?
Edd: 5"2
Matt: I meant how completely zoned are you?
Edd: I'm not high.
Matt: can you tell the time?
Edd: *sighs* *turns to clock* I'm not high.
Matt: well he's outta there.
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Idk what tf this is but here you go.