(You stay drunk, Hyper, or high for 2 years after dinking beer, smoking weed, or eating sugar)

Plane Ride
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Edd: Why are we the only people on this plane?
Matt: because it's a private plan-
Tom: Because Tord, we have no logical reasons not to be.
Edd: I'm Edd.
Tom: waht?
Edd: Nevermind.
Jon: OMGLOOMITSABEEEDUARDOISN'TITCOOOOOOOOOL?
Eduardo: yeah that's totally a pretty icecream cone dude- *falls over* shit man.
Mark: why did you have to smoke? I told you this was gonna happen but noooo, don't listen to Mark, he's just a nagging person.
Eduardo: who let an old lady in here?
Jon: HAHBURN!
Mark: Shut up.
Tord: *kicking shit around* I have nothing else to do.
Paul: hm, that's sad.
Everyone: *stops everything their doing and looks at Paul.*
Paul: what?
Tord: aren't you supposed to be flying the plane?
Paul: yeah.
Tord: Then why aren't you flying it?
Paul: Oh, I decided to let Tom fly it.

-out of nowhere Patryk drops in and slaps the shit out of Paul-

Paul: *falls over* I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!
Tom: *dives back in* BUT I LOVE IT!
Tord: if Tom's not flying the plane who is?
Paul: uh.
Jon: GUYSTHEPLANEISLEANING!
Eduardo: what are you trying to say?
Jon: THEPLANEISLEANINGFORWARDS!
Tord: SLOW DOWN!
Jon: ICAN'TIMINTHEMIDDLEOFMYSUGARCRISISANDAGAINTHEPLANEISABOUTTOCRASH
Everyone BUT Jon: WHAT?
Jon: you dumbass motherfuckers, the plane is about to fucking crash God damnit.
Tord: o.o
Jon: what are you sitting there for? Go fly the fucking plane!
Paul: Oh shit. Let me go back to my piloting. *rushes back to the cockpit(i can't write this word without laughing) *
Mark: you guys need lives.
Tord: so do you but guess what? You don't.
Mark: FUCK you.
Tord: No thanks, I have Tom for that.
Tom: WHut?
Tord: ;)))))