Turd's POV:

I was casually taking a big shiet while waiting for pizza rolls to be finished. Suddenly, the door to the bathroom exploded and Mutt came in. "Mutt, what the fuck?! I'm trying to make big shiet here!" "Turd, you are always making shiet. Pay more attention to my beautiful H A N D S O M E face!" "G E T  T H E  F U C K  O U T." "N U." "I'll pay attention to your H A N D S O M E face if you get out." "Fine! But I'm eating your pizza rolls!"

Mutt left the room and Turd gasped dramatically. "M Y  F U C K I N G  P I Z Z A  R O L L S!" After doing his business, he left the bathroom and tackled Mutt, who was chillin' on the couch with Netflix.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST BRING UPON THIS CURSED LAND." Mutt shoved Turd off. "Stahp ur giving me big boner." "What? Lemme smash." "Nu." "Ye." "Nu." "Ye." Mutt crawled away into the kitchen and stole the pizza rolls from the microwave. Tord followed him and made big gasp. "NU." Mutt grabbed a pizza roll off of the plate and squeezed it.

"Y O U  W O U L D N T."

Mutt put the pizza roll in his mouth and chewed it aggressively. "NUUUUUU!" Turd shoved his hand in Mutt's mouth and took the chewed pizza roll from it. He put the pizza roll in his mouth and crossed his arms. After SWALLOWING he smirked and snickered.

"Heheh! I got de piztz rul!" "Dun MATTer." Matt swallowed the entire plate of pizza rolls and laughed evilly. "MY FUCKING PIZZA ROLLS!" Turd and Mutt had a gay fuck and died the end.