Chapter 13: The day of the Ed! The Eds vs The cosmic Lead! (Ed boys P.O.V)


It was the Eds worst nightmare they could ever imagine! The Kankers! They trapped the three Eds with their lock arm strength and giggled in their own disturbing way. "You didn't think you could've escape ushuh cupcake?" Lee Kanker chuckled and grins her nasty yellow teethand leans in for the first kiss. The boys were too frightened to move, they felt like all of their muscles were somehow disconnected from their bodies, leaving the only thing to feel are the gruesome kisses yet to come. Each one felt like disease bubbles popping and sinking bacteria into their skin, which Edd panicked the most from the highly unsanitary saliva that was spreading deep into his pores from Marie Kanker. All of a sudden, the air and oxygen suddenly dropped as the boys struggled to breath, slowly falling out of conciseness.

Eddy's mind escapes the horrible dream and begins to buck his arms and legs as if he was still locked in the dream and let loose a  scream, followed by Edd, and then by Ed. At this point, they sounded like the worlds worst trio choir.

"Eddy! What are you screaming about??" Edd shivered with nervous energy flowing through his body.

"I had a terrible nightmare! Why are you screaming??" Eddy looks at him with a alarmed and tired voice after the incident.

"I was screaming because you were screaming!" Edd points fingers at who to blame.

"I was trying to sing because you two were." Ed said in his standard voice. The two look at him in a questionable way, and then Edd back at Eddy.

"Eddy... What happened in your nightmare?..." Edd yawned as Eddy held his stomach groaning to the sound of a bellyache.

"Ohh... What's happening-" He burped a horrible stench which span across the room.

"Gross... My breath smells like Eds room..." Eddy said as Ed quickly inhaled the bad breath, as he nods in agreement.

"Judging by the upset stomach at the wink of morning, I'd say it's coming from last nights celebratory dinner. After all you ate a lot of nachos and consumed a big dessert in one sitting." Edd reaches into the suitcase and hands him some Tums and a glass of water.

"You'll feel better in a couple of hours, let's have an easy breakfast for the meantime." He walks out the door, being followed by Ed, who said, "Toast! Toast is a easy thing to make!" 

Everyone arrives to school and at some point in 4th period, the main science teacher of Canterlot, Mrs. Cindy has announced that a science fair is being held at school and everyone must pick a partner to complete with. Eddy wasn't at all in the mood for anything which counted a big portion of his grade. Normally, he would skip and get an F, but if he did, he would flunk the class completely, so he was grumpy about it. 

"Eddy! I am now happy to see that your feeling better this afternoon!" Edd welcomed him to the Eds table, but Eddy sits down in a crabby mood. 

"Wanna guess what I brought for lunch Eddy??" Ed asked excitedly, but still no answers from him. Ed frowns at Edd, and stood up. "I don't know what I brought... Fluttershy made it..." 

Eddy eats his sandwich quietly, leaving the table silent. But Edd broke the silence. "If you have a problem... Umm... You know I'm always around for any assistance..." Finally after five minutes, Eddy sighs.

"Its not  a big deal... Its just 2 of the things that I hate so  bad, science fairs and the Kankers..." Edd pouts for hearing that after a while. 

"I think your subconscious part of your mind is trying to express something, it's simple to be exact. That dream implicates the empty dark void which contains you, me, Ed and the other three girls."

Eddy snagged Eds pudding cup for himself as Ed was too busy eating his sandwich. "So what are you trying to say sockhead?"

"Canterlot High consists of more girls your fellow gender, to mentally restore, or at least return back to yourself, I suggest you or should I say WE ALL do what we do back home."

Eddy takes out the spoon from his mouth and nods, "Your brain always has an answer doesn't it? Fine, as long as it takes my mind off of those nightmares. So what do you wanna do then?" 

During the discussion, Ed was licking the lollipop Fluttershy secretly packed and then shoves his hand in the air, "OH OH!!! I KNOW!! LETS PLAY SPACE RANGERS VS THE ROBOT REBELLION RANCH!" He smiles brightly as Edd pats his head.

"That sounds like a fantastic idea Ed! Lets do that this weekend!" Eddy shrugs in agreement to play Space Rangers with the other two, cause it was actually a fun game. 

As the weekend rolls around, the girls had their own plans as the Eds suited up in their galactic uniforms and drove around town in the Magical Millennium Monster. 

"Plasma cannons are armed into the ship captain!" Edd thumbs up as he finish putting a gallon of water onto a hose to serve as a cannon, making Ed smile as he took the wheel.

"Nice work Edd! We must go into hyperspace to find all of the robots!" He wanted to press a set of buttons on a board, but Eddy stopped him.

"Hold on their Captain! We need to find the robots first! Edd! Hoist the map up on deck!" Eddy sat in the middle of the cart, which meant Edd sits in the back digging for that map, and when he did, he reads it.

"According to the map, it says that we need to look all the down Feather St.- I mean to the 4th dimension! So our next destination is!... Umm... Ed? What did you put here?" Edd hands Ed the map, taking his eyes off the road and reads it out.

"That's the planet of Xaglorth! So we must a-" Ed slams into a van that was right in front of them launching Eds face into the back of that van, Edd into the drivers seat, and Eddy to the middle seat.

"Eddy! You were supposed to keep a lookout!" Edd yelled as the one responsible stayed quiet, and immediately a girl from the front left passenger seat comes out and didn't look too happy. 

"Hello! Sorry about your car, but we are in a hurry! Have you seen any evil robots around here?" Ed asked, but she gives him a strange look, and then hears chatting from inside. "Yeah we seen some robots, why don't you come with us and find them?" The girl smiles as she walks back into the van.   

In a empty parking lot,the same girl and a couple more stepped out of the car who all had cosmic capes and small wizard hats, but the driver of the van had a slightly bigger cape and a bigger hat, with glowing stars. "Who dares to disrupt the great and powerful Trixie??" 

Eddy gets a disgust look, while Ed stepped forth to the leader.

"Greeting blue aliens! We are the space rangers of earth! We come in peace! We are looking for these robot rebels!" Ed explains as the boys fixed their spines strait.

"Robot rebels then? Yeah... We seen them..." She smirked, snapping her fingers as two girls started a smoke machine fills the air surrounding the area.

"Hey, whats with the smoke?" Eddy looks around, barley seeing anything. The girls started to chant a small tune. Edd gets a shiver from his mind knowing this was now a trap.

"C-captain Ed... Don't move another muscle..." Edd warns, as two of the girls circled Ed tying his feet with a rope, trembling him down.

"ED!!!" The two wanted to help, but the other girls grabbed them, trying battle the grasp of the girls, and when that didn't work, Eddy stomped on a girls foot and shoved her and freed Edd by licking the hands of the other girl. 

"Trixie will show you not to wreck her property!" Soon enough, they captured Ed and Edd, but looked around the smoky air for the shortest one.

"Looking for me?" Eddy smirked holding a leaf blower and the water hose Edd equipped earlier.

"Its time to blow you away! And to wash you away!" Eddy blasts both of the items on and blowing away the smoke and the girls as Ed and Edd Hopped back to the cart and drove away cheering.

"That was awesome Eddy! But your one-liners were set up incorrectly." Edd giggled as Eddy chilled in the back, as if he won an award. 

"Now! Lets get those robots!" Edd charges towards the street as Edd and Eddy turned their game-faces on and battled some robots.

After 3 hours, all of the robots in the area were locked up and the Eds stopped by for an traditional jawbreaker, like from home... 

Hey everyone! Its me Henryhawk88 and I'm back!! Thank you so much for your patience, and I will return back to my normal schedule until next summer! This will be a returning chapter so it means its extra EXTRA long. Next chapter posting is with the Equestria Girls! obviously... Thanks for staying tune and have a great day!

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