Chan : How long are we going to stand here and let her do that?

Minho : Just give her a minute.

Yoonji : (pushing on a door which says pull)

Yoonji, slightly disheveled entering the room : Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.

Hyunjin, following behind grinning smugly : I'm 'things'.

Jisung : Here's an idea. For Christmas, we'll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is underneath.

Chan : We are not doing that.

Yoonji : Mistlefoe.

Chan : Yoonji, no.

Chan : Look, I appreciate you trying to teach Yoonji English, but could you stop doing it through vine references?

Felix : Why? What's the problem?

Yoonji, across the room : OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMATES!

Chan : Why are you smiling?

Minho : Why? Can't I just be happy?

Yoonji : JYP tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Changbin : Has anyone ever told you that you're too nice?

Yoonji, stirring a cup of tea : No. Why?

Burglar : Two sugars please.

Chan, looking at his credit card history : Alright, who spent $300 on Twice, Got7, Day6 and Blackpink merch?

Felix, Hyunjin, Seungmin and Yoonji : *Avoiding all eye contact*

Grim Reaper : I'm here to take you.

Yoonji : *Starts to cry*

Grim Reaper : *panicking* Please don't cry!

Kidnapper : I have your child.

Chan : Which one?

Kidnapper : Umm, the quiet one?

Chan : Wrong, I have none of the sort.