Mikkel

Miles hits like a malnourished child.

Miles

Do you really feel so insecure that you have to write petty comments on my memoirs?

Mikkel

Yes.

Cory

It's not true, anyway. You had that bruise for a week, Mikkel. And Miles, you really should hide your memoirs better. Mikkel will never find mine.

Mikkel

Is that a bet?

Cory

I don't want your money.

Miles

Can you two please stop writing in my notebook? Go ruin your own notebooks! And Steven, don't you dare type all this up like it's part of your damn book.