Third person POV:

A couple hour later, (Y/n) yawned. She rubbed her eyes sleepily and sat up. She was lying in a red and purple room. There was a puffin sitting on the dresser across from the bed wearing a small top hat and a monocle.

"Good morning. How did you sleep?" The puffin asked, flying over to (Y/n). (Y/n) blinked once before smiling.

"Great, thanks! Just a question, where am I?" (Y/n) asked, looking around the room.

"This is Egil's room. He was waiting for you to wake up until Bernard dragged him to go eat breakfast." The puffin said. "You should go eat too." (Y/n) nodded and got out of the bed.

"Alright! Could you lead me to the kitchen please...." She trailed off.

"Oh! How rude of me! I'm very sorry Miss! I'm Mr Puffin."

"Well Mr Puffin, could you bring me to the kitchen please?"

"Of course Miss!" Mr Puffin said, flying onto (Y/n)'s shoulder. (Y/n) smiled and opened the bedroom door.

"I'm sorry! I forgot to tell you my name! How rude of me! I'm (Y/n)!"

~~~ Somewhere else in the world ~~~

"Why-a the f*** do we have to come to-a these bastardos?!"

"We have no choice. Your house burned down."

"Just knock Luciano."

"Oh! Oh! I'll-a do it!" Flavio cheered, skipping up to the door. He knocked loudly on the door while Luciano cursed him in Italian. The door opened to reveal a sleepy looking brit.

"Flavio? What are you doing here so early...?" Oliver asked before scanning the group.

"Sorry to-a bother you my-a friend! But our-a house caught on fir and-a Earth is-a missing!" Oliver gasped and moved out of the way.

"Come on in! I'll wake everyone else up!"

~~~ Back with you ~~~

Mr Puffin led (Y/n) down a set of stairs and into the kitchen, where everyone was sitting together and chatting. Egil was sitting close to Loki, who was drawing a fire in his oatmeal. Markell was smoking and looking over chair designs, Thurston was playing SUDOKU and Bernard was rocking back and forth in his chair.

"Hello?" (Y/n) called. Egil jumped up from his chair and faced (Y/n), his eyes hearts.

"My love~ You're awake!" He cheered, running over to (Y/n) and tackling her in a hug.

"You're sure not easy to wake." Bernard said, grinning childishly. (Y/n) rubbed the back of her neck nervously.

"Eheh.... Sometimes." She said. Egil rubbed his cheek on (Y/n)'s happily, ignoring how cold her skin was. "You're really warm!" (Y/n) added.

"And you're really cold, my love!" Egil replied before jumping away. "Oh no! Are you sick? Do you need a blanket? Coffee? Sweater?" Egil asked frantically. (Y/n) laughed and walked further into the kitchen. Mr Puffin jumped off (Y/n)'s shoulder and landed on Egil's head.

"Oh no, I'm fine. My body temperature drops when it becomes winter. This is normal." (Y/n) replied.

"I could warm you up if you like~~~" Loki said, a mischievous glint in his eyes. Egil stormed over to his brother and crossed his arms.

"Big brother! I already claimed her! Only I can warm her up!" He complained. Loki grabbed his lighter from his pocket and burned Egil's arm, making him jump away. Egil rubbed his arm where Loki burnt him and walked back to his chair.

"You don't have to hurt me big brother..." Egil grumbled.

"Sit down." Markell said, glancing over at (Y/n). (Y/n) nodded and walked closer to the table. She sat down in the only empty chair, between Egil and Markell.

"What's your name Earth?" Bernard asked, tilting his head to the side with a childish grin.

"Oh! I'm (Y/n)! World wide hacker and performer!" (Y/n) said, giggling. "Well, I haven't actually performed professionally. Only a couple times at a singing bar near my house."

"A beauty if many talents~" Bernard said, chuckling. Egil shot him a look before looking over at (Y/n), hearts in his eyes.

"Is there anything you can't do?" He asked dreamily. (Y/n) rubbed the back of her neck again.

"Believe it or not... But I can't swim. Or read." (Y/n) said.

"Why not? Those seem like important things to know if you're a personification." Loki said, flicking his lighter on and off.

"Eh. There was that whole thing about women's rights centuries ago. And for the longest time women weren't aloud to go to school. They just stayed home and cooked and cleaned. And I've never had time to learn how to swim." She explained, shrugging. Loki hummed in acknowledgment while Egil hugged (Y/n)'s side. Ranting about how unfair that was. Bernard chuckled under his breath, Thurston rolled his eyes and Markell was ignoring the whole thing, his eyes on his chair designs.  

"You should preform for us~ I'd like to see what you can do~~~~" Bernard said. Egil's eyes lit up as again.

"Yes! My love, please preform for us!" Egil begged. (Y/n) rubbed the back of her neck again, looking away from the group of boys.

"Ehhhh.... It's been a while since I've performed. I won't be that good..."

"Just do it before they start whining." Thurston ordered, angirly tossing his SUDOKU at a wall. (Y/n) blinked before nodding.

"Uh... Sure thing..." She mumbled, standing up. Thurston rolled his eyes as Egil and Bernard cheered. Markell finished his cigarette before taking off his jacket and draping it on (Y/n)'s head. (Y/n) looked over at him as he walked into the living room silently. Loki winked at (Y/n) as he passed, tossing his lighter into the air and catching it a couple times. Thurston shoved (Y/n) out of the way as he followed the others into the living room. (Y/n) fixed Markell's jacket so it wasn't on her head (the sleeves went past her hands and the end of the jacket went to her knees) as Bernard picked her up and carried her into the living room, Egil fuming behind the two.

"Is (Y/n) performing for you guys? Is she singing or dancing?" AG asked, appearing on the couch next to Markell. Markell shrugged, making AG laugh. "Yo (Y/n)! You should dance for these guys!" AG called as Bernard set (Y/n) down on the floor before going to sit down. (Y/n) nodded.

"Sure." Egil kissed (Y/n)'s cheek before sitting next to Loki happily. (Y/n)'s cheeks turned pink as she walked into the middle of the living room. AG snapped her fingers and music began playing from who knows where.

"You know this song~" AG said, giggling. (Y/n) rolled her eyes as she began dancing, not noticing that AG had her phone out.

https://youtu.be/5_4TKRgEr9U

Once (Y/n) was done, Egil, Bernard and Loki were clapping. Markell had a slight blush on his cheeks and Thurston was looking in the opposite direction, his knuckles turning white from the grip on a random pillow. Egil had a slight nose bleed.

"Did I do ok?" (Y/n) asked.

"You were amazing my love~" Egil cheered, tackling (Y/n) in a hug. (Y/n) giggled as Bernard pried (Y/n) from Egil's grip and placed her on his lap.

"You can teach me tonight~" He whispered, licking her ear lightly. (Y/n) blushed heavily as Egil fumed. Loki grabbed his lighter again and flicked it open, letting the flame out. A force pulled (Y/n) away from Bernard and onto Loki's lap as he played with the fire.

"You're pretty cold, you sure you don't want me to warm you up?" Loki asked, bringing the flame closer to (Y/n). (Y/n) winced slightly as the flame came closer, but smiled up at Loki.

"No thank you. Not right now. You wouldn't want to burn Markell's jacket." (Y/n) said. Loki frowned slightly but put the flame away, mumbling something under his breath.

"Big brother! Stop hogging my love!" Egil cried. Thurston rolled his eyes again, finally getting his blush under control while Markell stood up silently. He grabbed (Y/n) from Loki's grip and carried her out of the living room. Egil went to protest but Thurston shut him up by throwing a pillow at his face.

Markell walked back up the stairs and opened one of the bedroom doors, walking in. The room was a dark shade of red with black accents. There was a wooden desk by one wall with scattered papers and pencils lying across it, a small closet, a dresser and a queen sized bed with red and black covers.

"Is this your room?" (Y/n) asked. Markell nodded, setting (Y/n) down on the bed. "Thanks for letting me use your jacket! It was really warm!" (Y/n) said, taking his jacket off and handing it back to him. Markell hummed and took the jacket, tossing it onto the desk chair before sitting down. Markell stared at (Y/n) for a minuet before speaking.

"Are you planning something to kill us?" Markell asked. (Y/n) blinked once before shaking her head.

"No. I just want to help everyone get along!" (Y/n) replied. Markell stayed silent, searching her eyes for a moment before nodding.

"Alright... But you try anything and you'll be dead where you stand." Markell stated before grabbing a cigarette and lighting it up. (Y/n) winced slightly at the slight of the cigarette before crossing her legs.

"Okie!" She hummed, glancing around the room. Looking closer at the walls, there was a giant ax hanging beside the closet at the foot of the bed. "Can I ask you a question Markell...?" (Y/n) asked. Markell glanced at her once before going back to sketching out designs. (Y/n) took this as a 'go ahead'.

"Well... I was wondering why you guys disli-"

"Hate."

"Hate the 1p's so much. Your personalities seem to be similar in ways." (Y/n) continued. Markell shrugged.

"Ask someone else."