Okay so I don't have cards against humanity but I do have this game!

Which is very similar!

It's all about relatives and such.

So I'll try and remember some examples.

Let's do this!

Requested by Dev_fps34Az

I'm sorry it's not cards against humanity- hope it's okay

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Commander: The ceremony went great until the preacher leaned over to the groom and whispered...

2B: "You realize that's a mirror right?"

9S: "I don't get paid enough for this. Just get laid."

6O: "that's a face only a mother could love."

21O: "So. Beer later?"

A2: "She is trying too hard to fit in that dress."

Adam: "You aren't getting much action tonight."

Eve: "last time I did this I was naked and drunk."

Y/N: "So how much is she paying you?"

Y/N won and read the next prompt card

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Y/N: My great uncle Tom is eccentric. We knew this when he came home at three in the morning and exclaimed...

Commander: "I'm on the run in 15 states and I'm barred from gas stations!"

2B: "I didn't die for you to spend my money like this!"

9S: "If the police ask you, we went fishing yesterday and were out all day."

6O: "Free hotdogs!"

21O: "Someone got it on in the monkey exhibit!"

A2: "Get outta my house you vermin!"

Adam: "There's fungi in my eye!"

Eve: "Where's the body!"

9S won that round
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9S: "I thought my mom was gonna kill me when I told her..."

Eve: "Did you get plastic surgery or is everything zoomed in?"

Adam: "Is that a troll or a monkey in the stroller?"

A2: "families are a social construct."

2B: "I know about your boyfriend."

Y/N: "what did dad see in you?"

Round ended as the group was too involved in hysterics to continue.

Y/N read the card with a straight face making it all the more humorous; thus she won