Another one!!

Also I was stricken with the plagues known as laziness and writer's block (at least for this request-) so I apologize for the wait

Requested by Dev_fps34Az

This one involves video games (mostly Mario Kart cause we all get that rage after we fall off rainbow road for the millionth time)

Also CUE HIGHWAY TO HELL MUSIC

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Crack_Lord is online
Sir-Reads-A-Lot is online
YEET is online

Crack_Lord: ARRRRGH

YEET: Y/N?

Crack_Lord: DONT ACT INNOCENT NOW MISTER

Sir-Reads-A-Lot: What did Eve do?

Crack_Lord has changed YEET's name to FRICK THIS GUY IN PARTICULAR

FRICK THIS GUY IN PARTICULAR: I SAID I WAS SORRY

Crack_Lord: SORRY DOESN'T BRING BACK MY HIGH SCORES

Sir-Reads-A-Lot: okay both of you, you need to calm down.

Crack_Lord: hmph!

Crack_Lord and FRICK THIS GUY IN PARTICULAR have been kicked out of the chat
Sir-Reads-A-Lot is now the chat moderator
Sir-Reads-A-Lot has changed their name to Adam
Crack_Lord and FRICK THIS GUY IN PARTICULAR have been added to the chat
Adam has changed Crack_Lord's username  to Y/N
Adam has changed FRICK THIS GUY IN PARTICULAR's username to Eve

Adam: Are you two ready to talk like civil humans and machines?

Eve: I still don't understand why Y/N's made at me I JUST PLAYED A GAME

Y/N: SATAN'S ADVOCATE

Adam: I said civil, not heated debating

Y/N: fine.

Eve: I'm sorry for being better than you at this Mario Kart?

Y/N: I'm sorry for coming up with better ways to insult you ÙwÚ

Adam:.....this is going nowhere

Y/N: :P

Eve: r i p

Adam: Eve you have a lot of reading to catch up on. Should I get rid of the tv?

Eve: but Y/N doesn't have to!

Y/N: thanks for making me a part of this-

Adam: Y/N is our guest. I do not hold them to the same standards that I hold you to.

Eve: But why?

Y/N: I am

Y/N: a HUMAN

Y/N: I grew up with the stuff you're reading about

Y/N: And once is enough for a LOT of what you're reading

Adam: you seriously had to use four messages for that?

Y/N: YOU DARE QUESTION ME

Eve: hey lets all play Mario Kart! I wanna teach Adam how to play!

Y/N: oh heck yeah!!!!

Adam is now offline
Eve is now offline
Y/N is now offline
Nines has entered the chat

Nines: the last thing I remembered was fighting a Goliath and I'm not sure if I'm in hell or not

Y/N is now online

Y/N: the name of the groupchat IS Groupchat to Hell so I mean-

Nines: no I mean, I'm inside the copied city and I'm hearing death threats.

Y/N: don't worry we're playing Mario Kart

Adam is now online

Adam: Y/N YOU DARE KNOCK ME OFF RAINBOW ROAD ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL COME FOR YOU

Nines: OVER MY DEAD BODY

Y/N: huh

Nines: ?

Y/N: I suggest we take him up on his offer

Nines: waIT WHAT?!?!?

Y/N: XD XD XD XD XD

Eve is now online

Eve: XD XD XD

Adam:.......

Y/N: hey 9S why don't you join us?

Nines: but 2B will be looking for me...

Y/N: your girlfriend can wait just a lil bit longer

Nines: o/////o

Nines: she's just my partner! Emotions are prohibited.

Y/N: *yawn* and I'm just a potato

Y/N: YOU EVEN TEXTED A BLUSH YOU LIKE HER-

Y/N: actually that's accurate-

Eve: Wait you're a vegetable?????

Adam: Apparently humans compared themselves to vegetables quite frequently

Nines: but WHY

Y/N: ours is not to wonder why, ours is to do and die

Eve: I don't think I've ever been more concerned in my life

Adam: The butler, Clue, in the dining room.

Y/N: Mrs. Peacock was a man?!?

Adam: *epicc slap*

Nines: what are you two doing?

Eve: Y/N had Brother and I watch this movie called Clue and now the two of them quote it all the time

Adam: it is a fascinating movie

Y/N: I should find the board game

Eve: YES

Nines: WHY

Y/N: OH DADDY DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE STILL NUMBER ONE?

Y/N: BUT GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

Adam: this is a song quote, correct?

Y/N: Yee

Eve: HEY I SAW THAT

Nines: saw what?

Eve: YOU THREW THAT BLUE SHELL AT ME

Y/N: ;)

Eve: .....

Nines: glad to help ya y/n

Y/N: thanks nines!

Eve: oh it's on y/n!

2BORNOT2B has joined the chat
Adam has changed 2BORNOT2B's name to Queen Bee

Queen Bee: NINES!

Nines: 2B!

Y/N: 😘😘 kiss kiss fall in love

Eve: ^^^

Queen Bee: -~-

Nines: w h y

Y/N: bc it's good for my soul

Adam: interesting

Eve: I just think it's cute!

Y/N: and the padawan has become the Jedi

Queen Bee: Nines are you okay?

Nines: nothing hurt but my pride!

Queen Bee: well since Adam and Eve have left the network so that Y/N could live in something resembling a city I guess you would be unharmed

Queen Bee: correct, Adam?

Y/N: BACK UP BACK UP

Y/N: IF ADAM AND EVE AREN'T YOUR ENEMIES ANYMORE WHO THE HELL IS?!

Queen Bee: 9S and I have been ordered to investigate a tower that emerged above this copied city

Queen Bee: so whatever's in that

Y/N: okay so pls don't die Queen

Nines: what about me? QwQ

Y/N: just don't be stupid

Eve: the tower is made from the same stuff as the copied city

Adam: yeah it is

Adam: odd

Y/N: isn't the tower on the machine side?

Adam: I've looked through all the machine records, at least before i disconnected from the network

Eve: perhaps it's purpose is to keep the war going?

Y/N: *casually launches nuke*

Queen Bee: the use of nuclear warfare is prohibited

Y/N: *casually launches obscene amount of missiles*

Eve: why?

Y/N: all of you are my friends.

Y/N: so if it stops this stupid war I'll blow up the tower!

Queen Bee: nines, we have to go.

Y/N: don't forget meeeeee

Queen Bee is offline
Nines is offline

Y/N: I'm scared for them..

Adam: this is the final boss for them

Eve: so their story has really gone full circle?

Y/N: looks like it....

Adam: here, y/n, I'll make some hot chocolate and the three of us will watch clue.

Y/N: thanks Adam, what would I do without you?

Eve: hey I make the pillow fort!

Y/N: but mostly steal the blankets

Adam: whatever you two, just come get your coco.

Y/N: okie!

Y/N is now offline
Adam is now offline
Eve is now offline

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1,158 words-

Ah

Hope it was worth the wait!