Elderly Man: *gray hair, thick mustache and beard* If you keep writing, you'll get a tooth pulled!

Me: That's not true!

Elderly Man: It is true! I know a lot more than you think, sonny! I'm gonna make you a dentist appointment, if you don't cut out the writing!

Maya: Excuse me, but how in the world does getting a tooth pulled correlate with writing? I'm a writer too!

Elderly Man: I'll make a dentist appointment for both of you! So, you can have fewer teeth like me! *smiles, showing very little teeth*

Maya: *whacks the elderly man with a cartoon mallet* That dude is stupid!

Elderly Man: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*

Me: Some people make no sense!

Maya: Not at all! We're writers, and we'll never get out teeth removed cause of it!

This story was written on Sunday, August 27th, 2023.

A/N That old goat made no sense whatsoever! Getting a tooth pulled over a passion of writing? That's so dumb! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.